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    Aziraphale was intended to wield a blade in the end times. Crowley doesn't mind in the least.

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    Crowley doesn’t mean to kiss him, really. It just sort of...happens. An...automatic response, if you will. An unintended automatic response. Unexpected, even.

    It’s not planned, that’s what he’s trying to say.

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    Or the one where Crowley gives in and kisses Aziraphale while he has him pinned against a wall.

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    The bus is somewhere on the outskirts of Didcot when Aziraphale, without saying a word, reaches across and takes Crowley's hand.

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    From the private journal of Alisha Jones, wedding planner, concerning the nuptials of Anthony J Crowley and Aziraphale and the planning process thereof, containing an account of chosen decor, guest list construction, and the holy war against the Antichrist that nearly ruined six months of professional organization and a very nice dinner.

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    A horde of Heaven and Hell try to take down Crowley. Aziraphale is not happy about it

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    “A Dear John letter!” Crowley was telling him, voice slurring. “Can you believe that? The nerve. Six-thoussssand years and that’s how it ends?”

    They’d moved to the sofa, Aziraphale’s pot tucked into the crook of Crowley’s arm as he sprawled across it with one leg up over the back cushions. Every so often a bit of good scotch splashed onto Aziraphale’s leaves. Not as enjoyable to drink as a plant, it turned out.

    [Another fill for the GO Kink Meme prompt: Aziraphale accidentally turns into a plant and Crowley adopts him.]

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    Aziraphale merely smiled and talked slower, the same way one would to a small child or, if one was being particularly patronising, to the Lord of Flies.

    “I’m here because you have something of mine. If you’d be so kind as to return it, I’ll happily be on my way.”

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    When they came, they came for Aziraphale.

    In retrospect, they probably should not have given Crowley quite so much time to prepare.

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    In which one human repeatedly makes the same mistake, and Crowley and Aziraphale are just about done with his bullshit.

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    Crowley hiccups. It turns into a burp. “Angel,” he repeats, and if it sounds soppy, well, what do you expect. Crowley is three winds—sheets—anyway he’s shitfaced. It’s not like Aziraphale doesn’t know Crowley’s in love with him. It’s not like it’s a secret. It’s not like Crowley hasn’t lived with the mortification of being known down to the molecule every day for six thousand years.

    Why is he here again? Oh yes.

    “I need your help.”

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    It turns out glitter is miracle-proof and, also, that it itches. Crowley needs some help preening. He gets a bit more than he bargained for.

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    “I think,” says Aziraphale with the confidence of a man three glasses deep into a particularly excellent bottle of wine, “that we should have sex.”

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    “It’s really very nice. Seducing people, I mean,” Aziraphale says, and Crowley really does nearly discorporate.

    “You’re an angel!” he says.

    “Well, yes,” Aziraphale says. “But it’s not a sin if you love someone, and of course I love all of Her creatures.”

    “I—that’s not—that’s not what that means!” Crowley yells.

    “Isn’t it?” Aziraphale blinks up at him innocently. Crowley is reminded, again, that Aziraphale is just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing.

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    Aziraphale thinks they've been married for three years and that Crowley just doesn't like sex. Crowley is losing his mind. (Companion to The Norwegian Civil War.)

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    Not everything Crowley says is said out loud. Aziraphale doesn't always hear him at first, but he's learning to stop being surprised.

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