The Jojo villians are my silly little clowns <3
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Pucci and Kira make a Chore Wheel by HeHimLesbianDio
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Jul 2021
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None of the Jojos villains are functional people and none of them would be good roommates. Getting them to do anything that isn't murder is like pulling teeth. Pucci and Kira try and make everyone else be responsible and do their chores and everyone suffers.
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The Gang Goes to a Gay Bar by HeHimLesbianDio
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
27 Aug 2021
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The Jojo villains go to a gay bar and screw everything up because none of them are good at anything besides murder really.
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No Scary Monsters, But A Bunch of Super Creeps by HeHimLesbianDio
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
24 Sep 2021
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Diego Brando joins the villain house and refuses to pay rent because he's even worse than Dio somehow. Instead, he goes to the always reliable Craigslist to find someone who's not weird to take his place because that's the site you use when you don't want to meet weirdos. In other words, the minor Jojos villains try to join the big boy league villain house.
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Ultimate Dad Kars by HeHimLesbianDio
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Nov 2021
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Wamuu rescues Santana from the Speedwagon Foundation because I guess he's the only dude who remembers he's alive. But the real obstacle is convincing Kars to actually give a shit about Santana
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Alexa Play Heavy Weather by HeHimLesbianDio
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Nov 2021
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Tooru steals Melone's basically a computer Stand to fuck up everyone's day. Why? How? Oh you see, the Jojo villains got an Alexa. And you know the movie Smart House? Yeah :)
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