NaNo21 Projects
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Flip the Hourglass by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
18 Aug 2024
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In which three of our favorites time travel and, among other things:
- Fake a marriage they didn't need to fake if they'd just put a smidgen more thought into their cover story
- Lie to the world that one of them is his own uncle
- Wreak havoc on Tatooine because Shmi wants to be free but she doesn't want to leave, and Anakin's decided that means he's staying too, now
- Confuse one Quinlan Vos to Mustafar and back
- Have a panic attack every few days because their brains decided it's safe to do that now that the war isn't on
- Complain about sandSeries
- Part 1 of NaNo21 Projects
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Bare Your Teeth, Soldier by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
13 Aug 2024
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In which Anakin and Obi-Wan, quite against their plans, find themselves in the omegaverse.
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Dear reader, please imagine, if only for a moment, the following:
A pair of assholes, covered in blood, land in your conference room during a meeting. They bicker for five minutes without even acknowledging the dozen people that were already here, and then greet your coworker like they know the guy, immediately asking why he isn't dead anymore.
(They're not upset! Just... surprised.)
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- Part 2 of NaNo21 Projects
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When the Bodyguards Hook Up by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 Nov 2021
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Obi-Wan and Sabé have a friends with benefits arrangement.
It works for them.
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- Part 3 of NaNo21 Projects
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Fake Spontaneous Training Bond by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
12 Jul 2022
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“The Force wants you to be Anakin’s master.”
Ashla doesn’t freeze, but it’s only because she was already still as stone. “What do you mean?”
“The second you met him—I mean, you already knew who he was, but the second you actually met him, a training bond just… happened,” Obi-Wan explains as best he can. “I’ve never felt anything like it. One second, nothing, and then suddenly there was this training bond of full strength, like it had always been there. I’ve seen padawans with several years under their Masters who haven’t had that kind of robust light. That doesn’t just happen, and I don’t think it can be done artificially, or at least not so quickly, so it must be the will of the Force.”
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- Part 4 of NaNo21 Projects
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General Kenobi and the Twins by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
11 Nov 2021
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Obi-Wan Kenobi, age twenty-seven, is many things. Chock full of field experience is one of them. Believed to be a Sith killer is another. A too-young master to a too-young padawan is a third. He’s tired and nitpicky and strung out, but he’s also pretty experienced in the realm of things that can be politely and vaguely termed as ‘weird Force shite.’
He's ready for a lot. His future self stepping out of said future and into the current day with a pair of newborns is not on that list.
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- Part 5 of NaNo21 Projects
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“I think we rushed into getting married,” he finally blurts out.
“Anakin,” she says, and it takes such effort not to snap at him, but he’s already looking a little unstable. “What brought this on? Is it just our schedules? Did you meet someone you want, or—I’m fine with sharing, maybe, if we talked about it and I know who it—”
“I think I’m gay.”
...oh.
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- Part 6 of NaNo21 Projects
- Part 1 of Amicable Anidala Divorce
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Mall Rat Ahsoka by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
13 Nov 2021
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Ahsoka falls into the mall fountain, gets fished out by a security guard, and gets Obi-Wan to lie and claim he's her father to get out of trouble.
It works.
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- Part 7 of NaNo21 Projects
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Owen Needs a Favor by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
15 Nov 2021
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Owen knows how to give The Talk to a teenage boy.
Owen does not know how to give The Talk to a queer teenage boy.
There's only one person within several days' travel that he'd trust with Luke for any amount of time that does.
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- Part 8 of NaNo21 Projects
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“Jeedai,” someone hisses, fear and wonder and confusion in one.
“He saved one of our own,” Madame Lilliroot snaps. “He’s been nothing but kind, and he lives alone out in the Wastes. That man came here to get away from trouble, and we’re not going to ruin that for him just because we now know what the trouble was. Am I clear?”
It takes a moment, but everyone nods eventually. They’re used to hiding runaway slaves, if they have the room to put them up, and lying for the sake of others if they don’t. They can hide a runaway Jedi, if that’s what Ben is.
“Nobody speaks a word. Not to the Hutts, not to traders, not to family, not to troopers. Nobody talks.”
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- Part 9 of NaNo21 Projects
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Human Pleasure Droid by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
28 Sep 2022
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“Hey! Captain Rex, right? I’m Anakin.” He’s cheery and confident, holding out a hand to shake Rex’s instead of anything more sensible. “It’s great to meet you.”
“I’d like to say the same, but I wasn’t given any warning about who you are or why you’re here,” Rex says. It’s a very clear suggestion to explain.
“Anakin Skywalker, Model 3.2 pleasure droid from Damaskus Industries ‘Real Seam’ prototype line,” the man announces, still cheerful. “One of two assigned by the Chancellor’s office as a trial run for a program to maintain morale and lower stress among GAR command to ensure long-term health and encourage mission success.”
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- Part 10 of NaNo21 Projects
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Anakin's DNA Wish by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
21 Nov 2021
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Anakin's blood is half Force. It glows under microscopes and ruins genome sequencing machines, and everyone's very tired of that.
One day, while recovering from the loss of his arm and on many, many painkillers, Anakin makes a wish. Obi-Wan is now his father, in blood as well as spirit. The Force wipes away some tension, because Anakin's DNA had been held together by spit and a prayer, and Obi-Wan's DNA finally gives it something to work with.
Too bad nobody was told to update Anakin's medical profile.
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- Part 11 of NaNo21 Projects
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Speechless by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 Nov 2021
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“The Mighty Jabba does not offer this whelp to you for your own use or his freedom, but to spite Dooku. The Count showed interest in him, believing he would be useful. The Great and Venerable Jabba believes that the Jedi would also like to keep a potential weapon out of Dooku’s hands.”
“I see,” Obi-Wan says. “That is… most generous of you.”
“The Mighty Jabba agrees that he is most generous,” the droid says, “but he assures you that he would not be willing to part so easily with such a skilled slave, especially to its freedom, but for spiting Dooku and for the slave being… damaged goods.”
“Damaged?” Ahsoka pipes up before he can stop her. “Does he need medical treatment? I can comm a medic!”
Child, no.
That’s not what they mean.
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- Part 12 of NaNo21 Projects
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The Skywalker Sex Tape by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 Nov 2021
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Mace feels a headache building. “What happened and who did it?”
“Tabloids are all releasing the Skywalker sex tape, sir.”
“Could you repeat that?” Mace asks, fighting not to clench his jaw. “I could have sworn you said Skywalker released a sex tape.”
“Er, no,” Ponds says. He seems very unhappy to be reporting this. “The tabloids are releasing it. PR says it was a leak after someone sliced into Senator Amidala’s personal files.”
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- Part 13 of NaNo21 Projects
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Tiniest Assistant Teacher by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
24 Nov 2021
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Anakin, age twelve, teaches an engineering class.
His students, most of whom are at least six years older than him, despair in the fear of accidentally breaking him.
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- Part 14 of NaNo21 Projects
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A Saturday Morning Adventure by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
26 Nov 2021
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Rex has had Ahsoka for less than three months. She has escaped his apartment no less than eight times in that period. Rex still can't figure out how his cat is getting out.
The solution is to take her on morning walks.
It seems to be working.
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- Part 15 of NaNo21 Projects
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Widows on Kamino by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Black Widow (Movie 2021), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jango Fett Open Seasons (Comics)
11 Oct 2022
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The armored people don’t seem to have any idea of what to do with them. Natasha doesn’t think she’d know what to do with random strangers speaking a foreign language showing up in a flash of light in the Avengers Compound, either. She feels for them. Life’s weird enough already.
A new armored person shows up, and comes closer. Natasha knows that face. He’s an actor. Except, right now, and right here, that face means something different. The identical children, especially, make it mean something different.
He asks a question in that language they don’t understand.
Natasha makes a face and shakes her head, hoping it gets her lack of comprehension across.
(It’s not like she ever tried to learn a fictional language. She had better things to do with her time.)
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- Part 2 of Weapon Women in a Galaxy Far, Far Away
- Part 16 of NaNo21 Projects
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Dating Your Boss's Younger Brother (and Other Complications of Academia) by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
01 Dec 2021
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Cody's crush on his boss dies a quick and fiery death, starting with 'the man is kind of a train wreck' and ending with 'he dated who?'
That said, he's just met this Skywalker guy and... damn.
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- Part 17 of NaNo21 Projects