The adventures of Xie Lian the Sticky Fingered Ferret
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Ferreting Away Shiny Things by Pei_Mings_Love_Child
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jan 2024
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Xie Lian was down on his luck, he wasn’t earning enough money busking and food was expensive, medicine was expensive…he only had one choice left, honestly. He had to resort to robbery. He was so sure that he was going to despise himself after, that he was going to feel like a monster!
Oh? What’s this? He likes it? Stealing is…thrilling? Let’s do it again!
Or…Xie Lian the kleptomaniac ferret.
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The Ferret Rolls the Dice by Pei_Mings_Love_Child
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Feb 2024
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Xie Lian the Scrap Collecting Immortal God of Thieves is at it again. This time his sticky fingers have liberated his husband’s dice, and, Oh! The places he can go, the shiny things he can take! This is going to be so much fun!
For him, at least. Not for the poor unsuspecting souls that Hua Cheng unleashed his mischievous husband onto…They are about to have a very bad day.
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The Care and Keeping of Sticky-fingered Ferret Gods by Pei_Mings_Love_Child
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Feb 2024
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Hua Cheng noticed that the other trash gods don’t understand his Gege. They don’t take care of him right, they don’t treat him the way he deserves, don’t praise him when he does a good job, don’t feed him, or wash him, or anything! It’s despicable how they care for him, how can they expect him to allow his Gege to associate with them when they don’t know how to properly care for him?! (The trash gods would prefer that he keep his Gege in ghost city, thank you.)
Hua Cheng decides to educate them. Against their will, of course.
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The Ferret Helps Pei Ming Find His Thing by Pei_Mings_Love_Child
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2024
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Pei Ming wakes up and discovers that his spiritual weapon is missing! This is a disaster! His Little Pei is running around, doing who knows what and who knows who! And to make matters worse, it’s Qixi, the time of the year when men and women pray for love, romance, and fertility! He needs to find his Little Pei before something bad happens. Last time it got loose he wound up with so many babies…he still has nightmares about the diapers and the child support bills are still coming.
But how to find him? It’s a crafty thing.
Xie Lian can help him. After all, someone who is such a skilled sticky-fingered ferret must also be skilled at locating desirable things…If only because he wants to get his sticky-fingers on them.
It’s worth a shot, at least.Series
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Associating with Ferrets can lead to Accession by Pei_Mings_Love_Child
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Mar 2024
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Yin Yu has always cleaned up messes. He pulled Quan Yizhen out of a gutter and cleaned him up. He pulled Crimson Rain out of a ditch, a tree, a lake, Black Water’s mouth, and his self imposed despair. He had pulled Xie Lian out of piles of gold, mobs of angry mortals, a light fixture, and way too many banks. Why? Because he cleaned up the messes that others made.
He should have known that his habit was going to come back to bite him. Honestly, what was he thinking? Of course something was going to happen, he lived with and regularly dearth with the messes made by Crimson Rain and Xie Lian, the Sticky-Fingered-thieving god!
He just didn’t expect this.
Or the one where Yin Yu ascends.
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Of Drinks, Games, and Kidnapped Husbands by Pei_Mings_Love_Child
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Aug 2024
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All was well in Heaven, but then, well, then Pei Ming happened. Pei Ming, Quan Yizhen, Xie Lian and Wei Wuxian wind up in a bar, playing never have I ever, with Shen Qingqiu. Who they kidnapped. And Luo Binghe wants his husband back, unharmed, by sunset.
Yin Yu is not paid enough for this.
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When Ferrets Forget by Pei_Mings_Love_Child
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 May 2026
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Xie Lian was having a great day in Ghost city! He was collecting all sorts of shiny stuff, talking to the ghosts, and enjoying the scenery. But of course his luck just had to come along and bite him. He picked up a cursed shiny. And now he can’t remember what he was doing here. Or why there was a pair of golden underwear in his pocket.
Or, what happens when a kleptomaniac god, aka The Scrap Collecting Immortal Thief, develops amnesia.
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When Ferrets meet Gods by Pei_Mings_Love_Child
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2024
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Xie Lian has long since accepted his little habit of…liberating…items from their owners. He even ascended again as the The Scrap Collecting Immortal Thief! Of course, his accession destroyed a bunch of stuff, and now he has debt that he needs to pay off, but that’s ok. He has a lot of money from all of his…liberating of items.
Things do get fun when the delegates arrive to pick up his payment though…But they have so much shiny stuff!
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