A Spy and His Thief
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What's In A Name? by fi3fi3
Fandoms: Mission: Impossible (Movies), The Saint (1997), Top Gun (Movies)
17 Jan 2025
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Ethan Hunt’s latest mission, should he choose to accept it, is to seduce the international thief and master of disguise known only as The Saint. But Ethan didn’t bank on uncovering the real man behind the disguise… let alone falling in love with him.
Takes place between 1997 and 2000 - after The Saint but before Mission Impossible 2
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- Part 1 of A Spy and His Thief
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“Ethan, you found me! I’m overwhelmed!”
The first time that Ethan drops in on Simon unexpectedly, The Saint is more than a little surprised, to say the least.
A fluffy little interlude between ‘What’s In A Name?’ and ‘Debt Collection’. Takes place just before Mission Impossible 2.
Can be read standalone.Series
- Part 2 of A Spy and His Thief
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Ethan drops in on Simon for Christmas, but things don’t necessarily go as planned.
Another interlude between ‘What’s In A Name?’ and ‘Debt Collection’. Takes place after Mission Impossible 2.
Can be read standalone.Series
- Part 3 of A Spy and His Thief
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Whenever they met they did so under the pretence that Ethan was paying Simon back, one orgasm at a time…
Ethan Hunt and Simon Templar love each other, but their whole relationship is confined to the snatched moments that they can share in between missions. Both believe that their love will be enough to carry their relationship through all of the stresses and demands of their jobs.
Or - Five times Ethan paid up on the debt he owed Simon, and one time just seeing him was enough.
Time spans from after MI2 (2000) to the middle of MI4 (2011)
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- Part 4 of A Spy and His Thief
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In the aftermath of the cobalt mission Ethan is recovering in a Mumbai hospital. There’s only one person he wants by his side, a man he desperately needs to talk to if their relationship is to recover. Luckily, he’s not going anywhere for a while.
This story contains an excessive amount of talking, but really there is a lot that Ethan Hunt and Simon Templar have to talk about.
Takes place during Mission Impossible - Ghost Protocol
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- Part 5 of A Spy and His Thief
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Conversations With Tom Kazansky by fi3fi3
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies), The Saint (1997), Mission: Impossible (Movies)
11 Jul 2025
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Ice had only been five years old when he’d been adopted by the Kazansky family. It was a shock, then, when over thirty years later he was reunited with a twin brother he never knew he had. Simon Templar doesn’t call often, but his visits offer Ice glimpses of another life entirely; the life of an international thief and the spy that he loves. He may not be privy to all the details, but the one thing Ice can’t deny is that nothing about their relationship is straightforward.
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Ethan Hunt and Simon Templar’s relationship as seen through the eyes of Simon’s twin brother; Tom “Iceman” Kazansky.
A companion fic to ‘What’s In A Name?’, ‘Debt Collection’ and ‘Weak Spot’
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- Part 6 of A Spy and His Thief
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Partners In Crime by fi3fi3
Fandoms: Mission: Impossible (Movies), The Saint (1997), Top Gun (Movies)
22 Aug 2025
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Now that Ethan Hunt and Simon Templar are happily back together, Ethan’s been searching for an excuse to finally introduce his lover to his team. Luckily there’s a job he needs help with. It’s time for The Saint to help the IMF plan a heist.
Can be read standalone.
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- Part 7 of A Spy and His Thief
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Naval Gays by fi3fi3
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies), Mission: Impossible (Movies), The Saint (1997)
12 Sep 2025
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Na·val-Gays
Homosexuals in a military institution.
[informal] Military themed sexual roleplay.Ethan and Simon have sex… Ice struggles, especially when he remembers the last time he gave into temptation.
Can be read standalone.
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- Part 8 of A Spy and His Thief
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The Disruption of a Long Marriage by fi3fi3
Fandoms: The Saint (1997), Mission: Impossible (Movies), Top Gun (Movies)
09 Dec 2025
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Simon Templar has married the man he wants to spend the rest of his life with. The only problem is that his husband, Ethan Hunt, needs to go and save the world again. For someone who spent most of his life lonely, Simon doesn’t deal very well with being alone once more.
This fic is about loneliness and the healing power of friendship, and covers the time and events of Mission Impossible Rogue Nation.
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- Part 9 of A Spy and His Thief
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If This Is The Last Song We Sing by fi3fi3
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies), Mission: Impossible (Movies), The Saint (1997)
02 Jan 2026
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All Ice wants is to not embarrass himself at his ex’s promotion ceremony.
For Ethan and Simon it’s a harsh reminder that they’re all mortal.
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- Part 10 of A Spy and His Thief
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“Sarah wants to meet you.” Tom Kazansky wheezed matter-of-factly down the phone line. “She takes me out down to the local park on a Thursday, if the weather isn’t too hot. Would you be willing to meet us there?”
Sarah Kazansky meets Simon Templar.
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- Part 11 of A Spy and His Thief
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Ethan’s started having nightmares about Solomon Lane and the destruction of all those he holds dear. His husband tries to comfort and distract him in the best way possible.
Can be read standalone.
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- Part 12 of A Spy and His Thief
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,210
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 117
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Admiral Tom Kazansky is in London representing the US Navy at an important military funeral being held in St. Paul’s Cathedral when a familiar face comes crashing through.
Can be read standalone.
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- Part 13 of A Spy and His Thief
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The cliffside battle with Walker took a lot out of Ethan and now, once again, he finds himself hospitalised and facing a long period of recovery. Luckily the person he married is on hand to offer support… both of them.
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Simon meets Julia.
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- Part 14 of A Spy and His Thief
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,271
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 12
- Hits:
- 96
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Three Miracles To Become A Saint by fi3fi3
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies), Mission: Impossible (Movies), The Saint (1997)
01 May 2026
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Ethan’s mission is to become Maverick again and for a while it seems the perfect opportunity for him and his husband to finally settle down. But the Darkstar Project soon gives way to the Uranium Mission, and this time he really might not come back.
“Right, I just want to make sure I’ve got this all straight.” Slider laughed, “Mav is gay, and is married, and brings his husband along to naval functions posing as his friend under a false name and has been getting away with this for decades?”
Covers the time and events of Top Gun Maverick.
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- Part 15 of A Spy and His Thief