kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
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Tennis Ball was always the bigger simp.
He gave Golf Ball gifts, peppered her with love, affection…
Then he broke up with her.
And she doesn’t get it. The genius doesn’t get something. How ironic.
But what does she do now?
She has no idea.
TLDR; author projects abt her recent breakup on gb cuz he’s not giving her reasons why he broke up w her 🥰
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- Part 1 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
- Part 1 of tengolf
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Tennis Ball’s had a crush on Golf Ball since BFDIA.
It’s practically consumed him, but he’s never wanted to gamble away their friendship for a chance of love.
But after some convincing from Pen he tests his odds.
(happy birthday to Katie/Pointrr on Discord :3)
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- Part 2 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
- Part 2 of tengolf
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Golf Ball is an icon, and also a queen, so for the entirety of August, a one-shot of Golf Ball will be posted.
My goal is to be elected the Golf Ball Fan Club president after this :3
Inspired by @TallLiar ‘s PayJuly :O
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- Part 3 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
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Golf Ball and Pencil absolutely hate each other,
Principal Two has had enough of their fights.
So his solution? Stop their extracurriculars, and make them work together on the Prom Planning Committee.
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- Part 4 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
- Part 1 of golfcil <3
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Golf Ball’s the inventor, the smartest object on BFDI. Relationships would be unproductive, they would be a hindrance.
At least, that’s what she tells herself. To cover up the fact that deep down, all she wants is a relationship.
After seeing Fanny and Tree together, Golf Ball feels those formerly hidden emotions resurfacing. But she doesn’t deserve anything like that, does she?
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- Part 5 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
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Pen makes Golf Ball read Manga smh by kinkaj0u
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
13 Oct 2025
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In Golf Ball’s mind Manga is not a real type of novel.
In Pen’s mind it is.
One day, after another argument on this subject, Pen finally gets Golf Ball to read a book.
Surprisingly, she loves it.
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- Part 6 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
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The 21 Ways You Said “I Love You”. by kinkaj0u
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
02 Nov 2025
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Golf Ball remembers the 21 ways Pencil says “I love you”.
Or, said.
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- Part 7 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
- Part 2 of golfcil <3
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i think i think too much ’bout kids who don’t know me by kinkaj0u
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
05 Nov 2025
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After visiting Test Tube with Tennis Ball, Golf Ball has a sudden realization.
She shouldn’t want a romantic relationship. So why does she?
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- Part 8 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
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we match better than socks and crocs by kinkaj0u
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
27 Nov 2025
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Golf Ball’s always been competitive. In her mind, no one is smarter than she is. Therefore, she’s going to be valedictorian of O.S.C. High, and no one’s gonna beat her.
Until, Test Tube comes.
Test Tube has always known she’s smart. It comes as no surprise that she’s a contender for valedictorian - what does come as a surprise is Golf Ball’s reaction.
Lightbulb doesn’t really care about what everyone else says or thinks. She’s passing all do her classes and got into a good college. However, when two of her friends start fighting for valedictorian and Lightbulb is caught in the middle of it, she has to figure out how to deal with everything.
With only a month until their final exams, the three of them have to balance studying and, more importantly, dealing with each other. And maybe, along the way, they’ll learn something more.
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- Part 9 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
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Golf Ball sits in the Center for Scientific Breakthroughs and Inventions, and wonders about Tennis Ball.
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- Part 10 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
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As Golf Ball gets ready for a masked party hosted by Pin, she feels pressured to look good for her girlfriend, Pencil.
But the stuff that looks good on other girls doesn’t look good on her.
Would Pencil… care?
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- Part 11 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
- Part 3 of golfcil <3
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67 and a merry Golf-Ball-has-an-existential-crisis by kinkaj0u
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
20 Jan 2026
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Golf Ball learns about 6 7 and flowkirkenuenly crashes out.
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- Part 12 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
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For Golf Ball, school is all the same. She hangs out with her friends Puffball and Fries, then studies. It’s all fine.
But, for a while now, she’s been noticing this guy. Tennis Ball. He seems… nice. Quality. Smart.
Interesting.
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- Part 13 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
- Part 4 of tengolf
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jokes on you, try as you might, no one can love me. by kinkaj0u
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
15 Feb 2026
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Pencil invites Golf Ball to the roof to ask her to be her Valentine. Sweet right?
Then one joke spirals into too much more, and it leads to miscommunication, crumpled boxes, and broken hearts.
Golf Ball should’ve expected this though. It always happens.
Jokes on her.
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- Part 14 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
- Part 4 of golfcil <3
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i hope i didn’t lose you (i know i did) by kinkaj0u for JustAnotherJay
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
26 Dec 2025
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Angst fics for payjay/loosejuice and tengolf! Story summaries will be in the chapter summary.
This is for the Buttery Flying Devotional Iguanas Secret Santa, for @JustAnotherJay. Merry Christmas! Join our server: https://discord.gg/rz6gRHBpBd
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- Part 15 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
- Part 3 of tengolf
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Golf Ball doesn’t usually go to high school parties. But when she loses a bet, she finds herself at a party with Puffball.
She doesn’t want to be there. She especially doesn’t want to see Pencil, in all her evilness, leading the party.
During a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven, one that she was sure she wouldn’t get roped into, she and Pencil find themselves in a closet.
Seven minutes had never felt so long.
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- Part 16 of kinkajou’s Golf Ball fics!!
- Part 5 of golfcil <3