BluberryTau's South Park Fanfics
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The weight of your promise settles deep within your gut, churning.
“If it makes all of you feel better, this weekend, I’ll, uh… I’ll let you meet him, okay?”Fuck! Why did you say that? You didn’t have a boyfriend, it was a white lie to cover your real secret: that all these years, you’d been a voice actress - of the hentai, NSFW, and R-21 game variety. And your double life was unraveling because of a sick coworker who needed someone to fill in for him.
What were you going to do? Find some poor rube that none of your overprotective friends knew, and convince him to be your fake boyfriend for a day? Well, that you could manage, actually. Onto the matter at hand, however - finding a replacement voice actor:
Who could possibly need money, be incurably horny or charming, and most importantly - have zero shame?You: kenny
McWhoreDick 😷: wassup
You: how much do you value your dignity?
McWhoreDick 😷: not much, y
You: excellent.Series
- Part 1 of BluberryTau's South Park Fanfics
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The Verdant Grove – so named after its lush greenery and deep forests - is falling. Something has gone wrong: leaves have turned a sickly brown and brittle. Thickets have grown sparse and anemic, and the earth beneath is parched from rivers that run wheezingly thin.
Every twenty nights, a “chosen one” makes the trek into the deep woods.They never return.
The reigning Elf King, His Majesty Kyle is rarely seen in public anymore – but when he is, he’s accompanied by his stoic knight, Sir Stanley Marshwalker. While he offers little information to his people, he tells them that their sacrifices are noble. Clinging desperately to their past memories of his warmth and kindness – some believe him. Most don’t.
To the north, the human King of Thryngar has signed a fragile alliance treaty with the Verdant Grove, and to seal the deal? A diplomatic gift – a princess within his harem, accompanied by her sworn knight: Princess Kenna and Sir Silver of the Mist.
Neither of them are as they seem.
And beneath the Verdant Grove lies slumbering an ominous danger. Sleeping – lurking.
Waiting to be awoken.
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- Part 2 of BluberryTau's South Park Fanfics
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You've been dealing with chronic pain for a long time.
But it's okay, because you can navigate your disease - that's so intent on kicking you while you're down - with your caring, attentive partners.And then, because healthcare is a gift that never stops giving, things get worse.
The pain was already bad enough when it was just your body betraying you. It gets harder when the medication starts taking pieces of your mind with it - your memory, your words, your grip on reality.Good thing your boys are stubborn.
And good thing they love you, even when you can’t quite remember how to feel real.*A warning bc it would be irresponsible of me not to write one here, too: everything beyond and including Chapter 4 deals more heavily with medical trauma, brain fog, dissociation, medication side effects, and the very fun experience of having to fight your own body, your own brain, and the healthcare system at the same time.
Still hurt/comfort. Still self-indulgent. Still the Main Three doing their best to love you through the horrors.
Just, y’know.
More horrors.
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- Part 3 of BluberryTau's South Park Fanfics