Ars Vivendi (The Art of Living)
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Crikey! by CaudaUmbra
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
16 Jun 2026
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While on an expedition to the Hossberg Wetlands to destroy a blight overgrowth that's been calling to the Grey Wardens of Lavendel, Professor Emmrich Volkarin's corpse whispering accidentally reconnects a skeleton to his old desire to wrestle every tadpole in the region he sees.
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- Part 1 of Ars Vivendi (The Art of Living)
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Volkarin Dynamite by CaudaUmbra
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
11 Aug 2026
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Crossover: Napoleon Dynamite x Dragon Age: Veilguard
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Emmrich Volkarin's teenage years were more like those of Napoleon Dynamite, the ultimate gangly awkward teenager? I sure have! Why? I love the outsider perspective of Napoleon Dynamite, it's relatable and rewards with nuance if you dig deeper. I see a clear parallel between Napoleon and Emmrich, the latter as the outsider who's learned to social awkwardness but occasionally lets the mask slip. This work is a labour of love and exploration of this parallel.
How Does This Work?
This is not just reskinning. Napoleon's arc sets the timeline, scenes (some shot-for-shot), plot points and base dialogue, it's then transposed to Thedas - recast, rewritten to reflect Emmrich's point of view. Outcomes for Napoleon and Emmrich are the same in many places - but their motivations and reasons are different! Hopefully this delivers something cohesive, funny and interesting even if you don't know the movie - but if you do? I hope you enjoy the finer details in the translation.So put away your lore books and dig out your Vote for Pedro shirt - your old friends are waiting.
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- Part 2 of Ars Vivendi (The Art of Living)
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The Night to Bare Harms by CaudaUmbra
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
25 Jul 2026
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[CW: food-related childhood trauma]
Emmrich asks a simple question about Rooklyn's motivation to not eat meat, and winds up opening a far deeper conversation about her experiences growing up as a foundling. The evening's revelations confirmed a suspicion he'd held about Rooklyn, but it seems that they have much more in common than he'd previously anticipated.
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- Part 3 of Ars Vivendi (The Art of Living)
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The Fourth Regret by CaudaUmbra
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
27 Jun 2026
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Out of hope, out of time and facing an eternity trapped in Solas' Fade prison, Rook must find peace with herself and her decisions in order to find a way out. This story is often told as a tale of three regrets - two for the fallen and one for the missing, but little is heard of the fourth regret - the one for the heart and the words left unsaid.
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- Part 4 of Ars Vivendi (The Art of Living)
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A Grand Day for Castling Nasturtiums by CaudaUmbra
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
11 Sep 2026
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A morning spent teaching Manfred the finer points of chess proves to be a test of patience, even for the boundlessly patient Professor Emmrich Volkarin. When Rooklyn joins them in the Memorial Gardens, she offers a far, far simpler game involving a deck of cards and some very flexible rules.
Created for Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Companion Weeks - Emmrich Week 2026: Prompt: Teaching / Learning
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- Part 5 of Ars Vivendi (The Art of Living)
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Oh, Do Come Sit Beside Me, Dearest by CaudaUmbra
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
25 Sep 2026
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The newest Lich Lord, Emmrich Volkarin, ponders what it means to be undead in a world of the living. A world where his body no longer feels quite like his own, where his heart has ceased yet still beats for another, and where the abyss of eternity threatens to draw him away unless he holds fast to his Rook, his love, his anchor in the present.
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- Part 6 of Ars Vivendi (The Art of Living)
