Two on Five [Pensieve Podfic 2026]

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• Two on Five by Opalsong

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Quinlan Vos
  • Sabé (Star Wars)
  • Padmé Amidala
  • Bail Organa
  • Shane Hollander
  • Hayden Pike
  • media fic
  • Fix-It
  • Crack
  • Podcast (within the fic)
  • Space Hockey
  • MLSH (Major League Space Hockey)
  • is just as prejudiced as the IRL NHL
  • but they can blame the sith
  • Heated Rivalry boys are still hockey players
  • Clone!Hayden Pike

  Summary

  This is “Two on Five” the newest and horniest hockey podcast on your feed, we’re here for the news, the drama, the fits, and the gossip!

  OR

  How a fun side project hockey podcast ended up saving the galaxy.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Two on Five [Pensieve Podfic 2026]

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,285

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  2

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  19

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  323

• [Podfic of] Two on Five (pensieve project 2026) by vexbatch pods (vexbatch)

  Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Quinlan Vos
  • Sabé (Star Wars)
  • Padmé Amidala
  • Bail Organa
  • Shane Hollander
  • Hayden Pike
  • Fix-It
  • Crack
  • Space Hockey
  • MLSH (Major League Space Hockey)
  • is just as prejudiced as the IRL NHL
  • but they can blame the sith
  • Heated Rivalry boys are still hockcey players
  • Clone Hayden Pike
  • Podfic
  • Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes

  Summary

  A recounting of the events in the fanfic Two on Five by Opalsong.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Two on Five [Pensieve Podfic 2026]

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  27

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  10

  Hits:

  101

• [Audiofic] Voice Messages from a Major League Space Hockey Fan by xia_pods

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Original Characters
  • Hayden Pike
  • Voice Messages
  • POV Outsider
  • Spoilers for Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers)
  • In-Universe RPF
  • media fic
  • Fix-It
  • Crack
  • Space Hockey
  • MLSH (Major League Space Hockey)
  • is just as prejudiced as the IRL NHL
  • but they can blame the sith
  • Heated Rivalry boys are still hockey players
  • Clone!Hayden Pike
  • Audio Content
  • Audio Format: MP3
  • Audio Format: Streaming
  • Download Available
  • Podfic Length: 20-30 Minutes
  • Podfic
  • Audio Only

  Summary

  Audio Length: 23min 46s

  [Layyla, 9:46am]: zeeya you should just liveblog at us
  [KronOS, 9:48am]: yeah its only rite if u go w/o us
  [zee-yay!, 9:50am]: wow now you're making me feel guilty for having this opportunity to see Hollsy and Roz play each other. Thanks. True friends...
  [Layyla, 9:50am]: you LOVE us don't even lie
  [zee-yay!, 9:51am]: 😔 guess I do

  ---

  Voice Memos sent into a Group Chat of Major League Space Hockey fans.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Two on Five [Pensieve Podfic 2026]

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  34

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  2

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  5

  Hits:

  163

• [Podfic] Two on Five Spot by Tipsy_Kitty

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Quinlan Vos
  • Sabé (Star Wars)
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Hayden Pike
  • Podcast
  • Crack
  • Space Hockey
  • MLSH (Major League Space Hockey)
  • is just as prejudiced as the IRL NHL
  • but they can blame the sith
  • Heated Rivalry boys are still hockey players
  • Clone!Hayden Pike
  • Podfic
  • Micropodfic
  • Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
  • Podfic Length 0-5 minutes
  • Audio Format: MP3
  • Audio Format: Streaming
  • Download Available
  • Commercials

  Summary

  Get ready for an all new season of Two on Five with Quinlan and Sabé

  Series

  • Part 4 of Two on Five [Pensieve Podfic 2026]

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  55

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  8

  Hits:

  51

• 2-on-5 by litra

  Fandoms: Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Quinlan Vos
  • Bail Organa
  • Padmé Amidala
  • Podfic and Text in the Same Work
  • Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
  • Memory
  • Clone Trooper Rights (Star Wars)
  • Hockey
  • Alternate Universe - Hockey

  Summary

  Podfic Pensive

  I know Star Wars: The Clone Wars quite well.
  I know nothing of Heated Rivalry.
  I am not looking up anything, not about hockey, not even character names. Sorry-not-sorry

  Series

  • Part 5 of Two on Five [Pensieve Podfic 2026]

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,219

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  6

  Hits:

  82

• [Podfic] Two on Five: GoLB Edition by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

  Fandoms: Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Quinlan Vos & Sabé
  • Sabé (Star Wars)
  • Hockey
  • Fix-It
  • Podfic
  • Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes
  • Social Media
  • (Ish) - Freeform

  Summary

  [Intro music]

  Quinlan: How about those draft picks? Not to be weird about league picks, but they could pick me up any time.
  Sabe: You forgot about the intro, Han.
  Quinlan: Well, yeah, this is Two on Five.
  Sabe: The galaxy's horniest hockey podcast.
  Quinlan: With Han Antilles.
  Sabe: And Tisbin.

  Series

  • Part 6 of Two on Five [Pensieve Podfic 2026]

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,261

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  5

  Hits:

  67

• [Podfic] Two-On-Five by mistbornhero

  Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, M/M
  • Complete Work

  28 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sabé (Star Wars)
  • Quinlan Vos
  • Padmé Amidala
  • Bail Organa
  • Podfic and Text in the Same Work
  • hockey podcast
  • media fic
  • Fix-It
  • Crack
  • Podcast (within the fic)
  • Space Hockey
  • MLSH (Major League Space Hockey)
  • is just as prejudiced as the IRL NHL
  • but they can blame the sith
  • Heated Rivalry boys are still hockey players
  • Clone!Hayden Pike

  Summary

  In which Sabe and Quinlan Vos start a hockey podcast and somehow save the republic.

  A retelling of Opalsong's 2-on-5 from memory

  Series

  • Part 7 of Two on Five [Pensieve Podfic 2026]

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  37

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  2

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  7

  Hits:

  51

• hi mom, it's been a decade and I'm into space hockey now by read by (bluedreaming)

  Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  29 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Original Characters
  • POV Original Character
  • Mentions of Canonical Characters - Freeform
  • mention of palpatine - Freeform
  • Order 66 Fix-It (Star Wars)
  • Audio Format: MP3
  • Audio Format: Streaming
  • Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
  • Transcribed

  Summary

  A retelling of Two on Five by Opalsong, for the 2026 penseive project.

  The narrator returns back from the outer rim after ten years, hears about what's been going down in the republic via space hockey, and writes their mom about it. As one does.

  Series

  • Part 8 of Two on Five [Pensieve Podfic 2026]

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,244

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  9

  Hits:

  48