i call it masturbation station

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• Crazy Train by call me asparagus (thebronjame)

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Work in Progress

  21 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Astrotrain (Transformers)/You
  • Skywarp (Transformers)/You
  • Ramjet (Transformers)/You
  • Astrotrain (Transformers)
  • You
  • Reader
  • Starscream (Transformers)
  • Skywarp (Transformers)
  • Thundercracker (Transformers)
  • Megatron (Transformers)
  • Soundwave (Transformers)
  • Thrust (Transformers)
  • Ramjet (Transformers)
  • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
  • Macro/Micro
  • Blackmail
  • Dark Comedy
  • Abduction
  • Interspecies Relationship(s)
  • Xenophobia
  • Xenophilia
  • Size Difference
  • Chubby Reader-Insert
  • Not Beta Read
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Rating May Change
  • Sexist Language
  • the writer's barely disguised fetish
  • Slow to Update
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Alien Cultural Differences
  • Human/Transformer Relationships (Transformers)
  • Robot/Human Relationships
  • War Crimes
  • Voyeurism
  • Pining
  • Power Dynamics
  • Extremely Dubious Consent
  • Robot Sex
  • Mass Displacement (Transformers)
  • Sticky Sexual Interfacing (Transformers)
  • Interspecies Sex
  • Stockholm Syndrome
  • Energon (Transformers)
  • Lack of Communication
  • Sexual Tension
  • Body Worship
  • Alcohol
  • Belly Kink
  • Nightmares
  • Inappropriate Humor

  Summary

  Astrotrain goes on a joyride and picks up a human. Bad. But at least you learn that these robot invaders aren't any worse than the common man. also bad.

  Heavily based in G1 continuity, but other inspirations will be very obvious because that's just how I do it :3

  Series

  • Part 1 of i call it masturbation station

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  9,101

  Chapters:

  7/?

  Comments:

  26

  Kudos:

  43

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  971

• Big Boy No. 4014 by call me asparagus (thebronjame)

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  09 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Astrotrain (Transformers)/You
  • Astrotrain (Transformers)
  • You
  • Reader
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • One Shot
  • Valve Oral (Transformers)
  • Valve Fingering (Transformers)
  • Face-Fucking
  • Not Beta Read
  • Human/Transformer Relationships (Transformers)
  • Non-Human Genitalia

  Summary

  Astrotrain x you fic where you learn that Mr. choo choo brain is most definitely a squirter.

  written with a mass displaced Astro (headcanon) and human reader, but can be cybertronian reader if you squint really hard.

  Title semi related..

  Series

  • Part 2 of i call it masturbation station

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  433

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  15

  Hits:

  210