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Don't go shopping when you're bored by bluehair
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 May 2019
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Legolas is thrown out the house and town by his grandfather and ends up in dire straits. Thranduil is bored to tears, so he decides to get a boytoy. And shopping when you are bored brings a shitload of problems, not just debt on your credit card...especially when you don't really know what - or who - you are buying.
Aaand I made a discord, if you want to shoot the breeze about the stories or whatever: https://discord.gg/ySHZTHwSeries
- Part 1 of Shopping
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MISSING SCENES by bluehair
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
09 Mar 2019
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As I mentioned in the main story, Don't Go Shopping When You're Bored, there are thing I wrote for it, but then realized they don't flow right in the story, would make it too bloated, whatever. I will post them here, in no particular order right now.
It generally makes sense to read that story first, or there are too many details that would just be lost - but, of course, you can also just read this and let me know how that goes!
I'm adding the tags as I go - don't know if we'll get to the same forest as the other story.
Aaand I made a discord, if you want to shoot the breeze about the stories or whatever: https://discord.gg/ySHZTHw
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- Part 2 of Shopping
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THINGS MONEY CAN'T BUY by bluehair
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
21 Dec 2024
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So, because things just didn't seem ended with the last chapter in Don't Go Shopping, we have the sequel. Ta daaa!
Please ignore the other story, All the Poison Money Can Buy (former What's a Lifetime Warranty), when reading this - that's an AU and has nothing to do with what will happen here.
Also, the first idea when I started tinkering with this was to have a little PWP. You know, as a treat for all you lovely readers. Well. It decided it wanted plot. So... it is not porn without plot, it's porn with plot. Some deity help us.
Aaand I made a discord, if you want to shoot the breeze about the stories or whatever: https://discord.gg/ySHZTHw
In any case, it starts roughly 2 years after the events in Don't Go Shopping ended.
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- Part 3 of Shopping
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ALL THE POISON MONEY CAN BUY by bluehair
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
22 Jan 2025
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This was previously called "WHAT'S A LIFETIME WARRANTY?", but damn, it sounded too awkward.
When I started Don't Go Shopping, I promised you it will end well. And… it did.
I can't make the same promise now, though.
This starts at the half of Chapter 43 in Don't Go Shopping, I will add the part of the chapter that still applies as part of the prequel chapter here, all in italics, so you know when the new stuff begins. It's the "what if Legolas wouldn't have wanted to stay home with Thranduil, after his disclosure."
And, in short, is all about the dark side having cookies.
Aaand I made a discord, if you want to shoot the breeze about the stories or whatever: https://discord.gg/ySHZTHw
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- Part 4 of Shopping