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Your name is Rosa Maryam and you grew up dreaming of a perfect family, being the perfect wife, the perfect mother. After the miscarriage at eighteen, you were lost. After the divorce a year later, you were broken. When hope arrives in the strangest possible form, a well-intended but tasteless gift, you don't recognize it. Not at first.
You did not give birth to your son but he is yours, and he saved your life, and you will never let anyone hurt him.- Language:
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sad enough i almost puked
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Before I Sleep by orphan_account
Completed: 2014-02-07
Work/Series ID: 1158738Relationship Tags:
• The Disciple/The Signless
• The Psiioniic & The Signless
• The Dolorosa & The Signless
• One-sided Pale Romance
• Parenthood - RelationshipWork/Series Summary:
Your name is Rosa Maryam and you grew up dreaming of a perfect family, being the perfect wife, the perfect mother. After the miscarriage at eighteen, you were lost. After the divorce a year later, you were broken. When hope arrives in the strangest possible form, a well-intended but tasteless gift, you don't recognize it. Not at first.
You did not give birth to your son but he is yours, and he saved your life, and you will never let anyone hurt him.(Approximate) Last Read: 2025/08/31
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After Sburb, a new world was created, where humans were the dominant species, and trolls are less numerous, leading to them being subjugated and kept as pets by the elite. Dirk Strider, intern roboticist, discovers a troll in a tank at his new job at Crockercorp, and sets events in motion that will reshape the world for all trolls, forever.
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Your name is John Egbert, and this is definitely not what you intended when you signed up to be a foster home for animals in legal cases. Either way, a bit of love and nursing to health, then his charges would be ready for trial, and a rewarding, happy home. You'd seen trolls on television and YouTube, they were popular exotic pets with celebrities. Certain breeds were even useful for guide pets and companion animals for the elderly. Since they were almost-sentient, of course. Almost.
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The first time you pass by the troll in the box you kind of try not to see it.
It's gross as fuck when people do this. You guess maybe it's better than driving them out into the country and dumping them to make it on their own, or those stories you've heard about people dumping unwanted wrigglers in sacks into rivers--those you try not to think about because fuck, that is not okay on any level but it's not like you can do shit about it.
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- Part 1 of UFUT
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Your therapist suggests to you to get an emotional support animal. Who do you get set up with? Gamzee Motherfucking Makara.
Edit: So I'm going back through the first couple chapters and changing somethings since I actually sat down and started thinking about what direction I want to take this, so good news: the chapters are getting longer. Bad news: this may take some time
So if anyone is still doing tumblr, mine is https://shadow770.tumblr.com/, my twitter is @beccaria_ezra
feel free to message to ask or chat anything about my stories or what ever!And if anyone is interested I have a ko-fi now: ko-fi.com/beccaria
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People for the Ethical Treatment of Alternians by HARDCOREPROCESS, The_Shame_Basement for hiredPencil
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Aug 2021
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At a high-end breeding facility somewhere in the country, there's a service door with a half-broken lock. There's also a pair of very expensive breeding trolls, and a vigilante who's realized Alternians are more sapient than they seem.
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Jane had never really been interested in owning a troll; many other humans did but Jane never felt the desire to do so.
First, she was too busy doing her business degree even if she was working on it from home and secondly she wasn't exactly comfortable about having an intelligent apex predator living in her house.
Of course, she hadn't counted on catching a feral troll rummaging through her garbage at three in the morning. She remembered all the signs and posters and commercials everywhere- never feed a wild troll, because if you did they would immediately associate you with food and then start permanently hanging around which would drastically increase the chances of being mauled. After all, trolls were known to kill bears and could even open doors on their own; even 'tame' trolls were dangerous and should be handled with care. Wild ones were even more capricious and could easily kill a human.
However Jane took one look at the troll's lanky frame, unkempt fur and lackluster scales and she knew she couldn't just ignore him. The cooking genes in her were too strong for her to turn away the hungry.
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Unwanted Free Ugly Troll, original flavor
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UFUT by orphan_account, saccharineSylph
Updated: 2016-04-13
Work/Series ID: 33712Relationship Tags:
• Cronus Ampora/Dave Strider
• Feferi Peixes/Equius Zahhak
• Jade Harley/Dirk StriderWork/Series Summary:
Unwanted Free Ugly Troll, original flavor
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In-universe, UFUT takes place after the events in Loophole. Chronologically UFUT was begun first, then Loophole, and the UFUTverse and Loopholeverse merged as the stories progressed.
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Gamzee goes into heat and looks to his human owner/companion to help him.
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Your name is Vriska Serket, and sometimes you really wish certain people would just vanish off the face of the earth. The crying troll in your arms is making this one of those times.
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Kankri is a young queen trying to start a new colony of his own, where he’ll meet various toms who will try and court and breed him.
Based on this fic; https://archiveofourown.org/works/16278317 that I really enjoyed reading, I thought I’d write my own little story.
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Reviews Of Young Adult Novels, Mainly Those Prominently Featuring Vampires, And Containing At Least One Love Triangle by Snarp
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Dec 2014
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In Which A Vampire, Accompanied By Her Mutant Moirail And On The Run From A Sinister Confectionery Mogul, Blogs Unkind Things About YA Vampire Novels; The Author Of One Such Work Responds In A Hostile Fashion While Intoxicated; Structures, Conveyances, And Fragile Emotional Equilibria Are Thoroughly Wrecked; Works Of Popular Fiction Are Criticized In Ways Inadvertently Revealing Of The Critics' Anxieties; And Pirates Present A Problem.
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After the events of In The Family, Dirk continues to make and execute plans. Some of them go well. Some of them end up in court.
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- Part 3 of In Name
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Left off at chapter 14.
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CA: you knoww i livve wwith my hatchmate right
CA: cronus
CG: AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO DENY ANY AND ALL MEMORY OF CRONUS, I KEEP FUCKING REMEMBERING. WHAT ABOUT HIM?
CG: OH.
CG: OH, SHIT.
CG: ERIDAN.
CG: DID CRONUS BRING HOME A FUCKING BABY?Series
- Part 1 of In Name
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Dirk's been thinking about getting a troll pet for a while, but since he wants a challenge... he wants a highblood. Notorious for being difficult to train and break in, he orders a violet- and ends up with Eridan.
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- Part 1 of Striking Matches
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Sequel to Striking Matches. Dirk decides it's about time to have Eridan bred- and who better to help out than his brother and his pet troll?
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- Part 2 of Striking Matches
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When a young troll kid from John's rescue adopts Bec as his new mom, Jade has no choice but to bring him home. No choice at all! (D'aw.)
Dave totally has the choice of ignoring Jade's weird pets, and he is making it. Watch him paying no mind... to... aw, crap, why's that little bugger so cute.
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Set several months after UFUT: the SPCT initiative continues to grow, Cronus Ampora receives some much-needed therapy, parking in Baltimore does not stop being deplorable, and troll genomics are explored.
THIS FIC HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED
My apologies to everyone who has been patiently waiting for an update. I have put an outline of what would have happened in chapter 10 if you are interested.
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- Part 6 of UFUT
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UFUTverse pale fluff, take two. Cronus is bored. Dave is also bored. CC takes the opportunity to explain a headcanon.
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- Part 3 of UFUT