16 Works in Assertive Aziraphale (Good Omens)

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    Five times Aziraphale cut Crowley’s hair and one time he refused to.

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    Aziraphale surprises Crowley by asking him out on a coffee date. As in a DATE date…which leads to a very interesting conversation indeed….

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    “Why do you s'pose there's only one set, if it was addressed to the both of us? Shouldn't there be another one?” Crowley mused, rubbing the soft material between his fingers.

    “I'm not sure,” replied Aziraphale with a frown. “Perhaps we're meant to take turns wearing them?”

    Suddenly a horny, whiskey-fueled idea sprouted within Crowley's mind. He did his best to stifle a grin.

    “Or, hear me out,” the demon suggested, “we share them.”

    ........................................

    Aziraphale and Crowley receive a set of pyjamas for Christmas from a mystery source. Trouble is, there's only one set. Whatever will they do? ;)

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    Crowley should have just kept his mouth shut. Maybe then they wouldn’t be in this situation right now. Or rather, Crowley wouldn’t be in this situation right now. Aziraphale seems to be enjoying himself immensely, if the smug look on his face is any indication.

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    Aziraphale moves closer still, and then Crowley ends up with a lap full of angel and two handfuls of waistcoat. "My favorite shade of grey," he murmurs, and Crowley casts his mind back to when they'd just sat down to drinks. They'd talked about that, sure, but he was entirely certain they hadn't talked about this, about an angel straddling a demon's lap in a chair not even really designed to fit one of them comfortably, "always was the one we make together. May I?" he asks, as if there's some possibility that Crowley might remember some words other than his name.

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    Shax wants to know if Aziraphale and Crowley are together. Aziraphale locks himself out of the bookshop, providing a strange opportunity.

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    No specific time frame for this story, just a bit of fluff for the favourite duo and some highlighting of silliness on a demon's part.

    Contains hints towards sexual content, but nothing actually happens in this department (sorry or not sorry, depending on your preferences).

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    Aziraphale catches a glimpse of something on Crowley's back that turns out to be an inscription left by God. Exploring it causes one to appear on Aziraphale as well.

    Sort of adjacent to soulmate-identifying marks, but doesn't follow the trope's typical path. Really, this is just a light and silly thing despite the tags.

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    It’s in that moment Crowley realises, that while he may have more personal experience with this kind of thing, Aziraphale had read, had observed, so much more over the millennia that he’d gained a deep understanding of the finer mechanics of sex. He truly knew what it meant to want, to desire.

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    Almost three weeks after Aziraphale has unexpectedly been declared Supreme Archangel, he comes to visit Crowley in a small cottage by the sea.

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    When a guest repeatedly asks for a declaration of the ingredients used in his dishes, Chef Crowley is stumped. Things might become a bit clearer once he learns that famous critic A. Z. Fell has written a review of his restaurant.

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    There was no denying that the utter failure of the apocalypse left the archangels facing many questions.
    One of them being: Didn’t that red-headed demon look oddly familiar?

    After the failed apocalypse Gabriel realises that one of the archangels has been missing for a while and decides to get to the bottom of this. Meanwhile Aziraphale and Crowley are just trying to enjoy their lives now that they are finally free to do so.

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    Crowley has invited Aziraphale out on a date. Except...except he didn't have the guts to call it a date, let alone a Date, to the angel's face. So Aziraphale thinks they're just going out as usual, and so now Crowley waits for him, unsure of whether to give him the things he's brought for the not-a-Date. Unsure of what to do.
    When the angel does arrive, the demon is in for quite the surprise, therefore.

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    "Listen," Crowley said, dropping the towel while strolling over to the newly materialised piece of furniture and lying down on his stomach, "I've just been soaking till the muscles of this corporation have turned to puls. I'm not going to stand upright while you're giving me a nice rubbing."

    "Whatever are you talking about?" Aziraphale was staring at him.

    "The massage. You offered me one, remember?"

    "Oh, don't be absurd."

    "Am not," Crowley protested. "I was looking forward to it. Promised to be a real heavenly experience."

    *

    After a strenuous day at work, Crowley decides to treat himself to a visit to the thermae. He did not expect to meet an angel there.

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    "Ah," said the man who he was to find out was The Amazing Mr Fell and his lips pursed into a moue tinged with something that reached deep down into Crowley's core and had his hackles rising. "You're the hypnotist then, are you not."

    "That I am," he confirmed. "And you would be?"

    The man took out a business card and handed it over with a gesture that bordered on a little bow. Crowley scanned it and raised an eyebrow.

    "Magician, are you?"

     

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    A hypnotist and a magician meet backstage and sparks fly. Of the non-hypnotic and non-magical sort. Or maybe some of that sort as well...

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    When Aziraphale runs into his old Alpha, the one who dumped him after two years and left him to roam the streets without proper clothes, at the supermarket, it's about the last thing he wants.
    Maybe, though, it's a opportunity in disguise. After all, he's got just about everything he could've wished for? And now he gets to show that to Gabriel?
    His Alpha wholeheartedly approves and decides afterwards to show her Omega just how proud of him she is and how perfect he is, pregnant with her offspring.

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    This is a first-time story. Intended focus was to actively avoid too much kawaii regarding either boy, and to present Aziraphale outside his aura of cute. Because we all deserve the dignity of being not-cute when we are lost in love and desire.

    So--Aziraphale as a "man" for a certain angelic value of the word, rather than as a fluffy bunny. And having decided that, one had to deal with Crowley's response to such a suddenly serious, seducing, needful angel...

    This is NOT part of the "Sussex Downs" stories. I do not KNOW if they are finished or not, but I did need a day off and I had this "serious Aziraphale" idea I wanted to explore.

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