11 Works in Chaotic Tony Stark
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There is a tale.
A fable.
That still circulates the halls of MIT. Despite the fact that none of the Alumni has ever stepped forward to validate any part of said story publicly.
The story is of an incident involving one of their brightest, a simple baked quick bread and the spectacular disaster of a failure that was created when they came together.
Many chose not to believe it.
And yet the muffins were still burnt.
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- Part 2 of Tony's Kids
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Step-Siblings & Rôtisserie Chicken by Hero_I_Am_Not
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
27 Jul 2024
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“What’s the issue, my dearest step-sister?” he asked, though the curling of his lip suggested he knew very well just what she had called him about.
“I’d like an explanation for the disappearance of the ENTIRE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN that was in the fridge just this morning!”
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She looked brilliant.
Hair tumbling down her shoulders and hands behind her back, she was an absolute vision. Tony couldn’t wait to ruin the perfection and bring out the debauchery and hunger he knew lingered just beneath her skin. -
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Iron Therapist by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Other fandoms - Fandom
01 Apr 2024
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“So my boyfriend's got this body pillow with a naked anime girl on it. She looks like she's fourteen, and it's creepy. He says it's just a pillow and that I'm making a big deal out of it. Is it bad I don't want it in my bed? We live together.”
“No. You're not the bad guy for not wanting to be caught dead in bed with a pedophile's sex toy, Paula. It's your space, one where you sleep.”
“So… what do I do?”
“What'dja think?”Or: Nick Fury hired a young, freshly-graduated-from-MIT Tony Stark to be S.H.I.E.L.D.'s consultant.
Fury's questionable communication skills meant that every single agent the organization employed believed he was their resident therapist.
Free emotional healthcare? In AMERICA????
Sign them the fuck up.
Tony, for his part, was just glad his new co-workers are coming to him for advice.
Take that, Rhodey, he could hold a conversation without scaring people away!
(Also, Tony starts an advice forum online. It went as well as trying to contain a rabid goose.) -
kneel by OnlyForward
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Oct 2022
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“Anthony Stark. Kneel.”
Tony raised an eyebrow and leant around until it hurt in order to make awkward eye contact with the alien restraining him. “You know, most of the time when people use my full name and tell me to kneel, it’s in a sexual context, but from context clues I’m guessing that’s not what’s happening here.”
Tony gets kidnapped by aliens. He’s very…Tony Stark about it.
Whumptober Prompt 23: At the end of their rope
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- Part 23 of whumptober 2022
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what could go wrong? by OnlyForward
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
12 Oct 2022
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"what could go wrong" had always been tony stark's motto, ever since rhodey had met the guy at college.
he never quite let go of it.
whumptober prompt 12: what could go wrong?
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- Part 12 of whumptober 2022
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Is It *Me*? Am *I* The Drama? by Arenknoss
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Jul 2022
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Entirely self indulgent crack fic.
Tony is a chaotic super genius who *will* burn down a racist politician’s house.
Peter is a chaotic gen-zer who admires said arsony.
*disclaimer*
This isn’t meant to be taken seriously, I wrote it because I wanted to read it. Thanks ! :)
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Peter Parker and Tony Stark - an unlikely meeting by iinkbiite
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Dec 2021
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A chance meeting of Genius Billionaire Tony Stark and summer intern Peter Parker leads to a whole new type of family and chaos.
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Cold skin chilled him. by Betsie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Nov 2021
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He had already cradled that lifeless head, his fingers had already combed through its thick, black curls, begging, pleading for it to WAKE UP DAMMIT.
It didn’t
He had already buried that body.
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Tony Stark's son died and he thinks he gets him back after years of being dead. The others think he's going insane. Has Tony Stark finally lost it after handling every card fate has dealt him before and now he finally breaks? Or is everybody else wrong?
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- Part 1 of Tony Stark is Harry Potter's dad fics
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The Day Rhodey Met The Captain by Fighting_for_Creativity
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Torchwood
28 Jan 2021
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When Rhodey came home, he was perplexed to say the least.
Tony explained his sudden burst of cleaning away with a simple phone call and some guests coming over.
No wonder that Rhodey was cautious when two men knocked on their door.
After all, someone that managed to get his boyfriend in a frenzy was in a position to hurt him.
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at least you'll learn (to be okay) by Chill_with_Penguins
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor: The Dark World - Fandom
25 Nov 2020
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"Help," Loki says, his voice completely flat, "I've fallen and I can't get up."
"Did you just," Stark begins, staring over at him with some sort of horror. He's standing in the kitchen, cradling what appears to be a gallon of coffee close to his chest as if to protect it from Loki's villainy. "No! No, no, no! You aren't allowed to make jokes that I would make! You're evil! Be silent and brooding!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, is my existence bothering you?"
"Yes," Stark says, "there are actually few things right now that bother me as much as you do."
OR: in between the "puny god" scene and his sentencing on Asgard, Loki gets caught in a time loop. He'd his refund now, please.
(Odin is a shitty parent, the Avengers are confused, Loki is just trying not to go even more insane than he already is, and the author is starting to wonder why she has so much dialogue from these movies memorized.)
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Really, My Meth Addiction is a Blessing in Disguise by lethallyfreezingnewspaper
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
25 Jul 2019
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Bucky Barnes is born on March 10th, 1917, with the words “Really, my meth addiction is a blessing in disguise” scrawled across his collarbone.
His life basically goes downhill from there.