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Based on the episode "The Kiss Hello", the scene where Kramer kisses Jerry.
“You were very content with yourself kissing me out of the blue. Say, were you planning it, or did it come from a gut feeling?”
“I, I… no,” he said flatly.
“What do you mean, no?” Jerry dug deeper.
“It wasn’t exactly planned, okay? It was a sudden urge of mine and that is the reason I am so… infuriated with myself. Worst timing, I tell you,” he deadpanned and took another deep inhale.
“Wait,” Jerry blinked, “you wanted to do this for a while?”
“Yes,” Kramer said defeatedly while rubbing his face. “Can we go now?”
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What If George Costanza Was Spider-Man’s Uncle by WillemDafinky
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Seinfeld
24 Jul 2023
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George is worried about his nephew, Jerry tried to help and Kramer eats a peach.
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Elaine and Kramer meet at Monk's two years after being released from prison.
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Fake Seinfeld Crossover Episodes by orphan_account
Fandoms: Seinfeld, Pizza Tower (Video Game), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
05 May 2023
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A series of Fake Seinfeld Crossover Episodes (hence the title) that I'm just gonna upload as I think of them. Please don't take any of this seriously, this is all just for fun and games.
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“Hey, I thought you two split up.”
“We did, but we’re still friends.”
If Elaine had a dollar for every time she heard those two sentences, or had to utter the second one herself, she’d be a very rich woman.
It’s not a lie. They are just friends now, and it’s been working out really well. It only took them eight months to figure out that they just don’t work as a couple. Eye roll. But they still see each other every day. It feels like they’re in an open relationship. Everything’s platonic, but they do everything a couple would do, there’s just no sex or intimacy. -
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(Set after 'The Finale' of Seinfeld, and after Persona 5 Strikers)
After winning a trip to New York, Makoto insists on taking the Phantom Thieves to a restaurant with a very particular and strictly adhered to ordering system.
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A fix-it courtesy of Kramerica Industries.
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Kramer, Jerry, Elaine, and George wake up in the middle of an unfamiliar forest with no idea who put them there.
Their only goal is to survive.
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We all know that Kramer saw Elaine naked. But what exactly was she doing when it happened?
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I believe in you by stupid_hipster_doofus (pinkbubblesgo) for Galaxy_Eyes
Fandoms: Seinfeld
31 Jan 2023
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After the urban sombrero fiasco, Kramer wants to make amends to Elaine for encouraging her using Star Trek quotes.
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An asshole joke leads to a realization
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George plays with gender.
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Kramer posing as Elaine's boyfriend goes a bit further than intended.
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While an invasion from another dimension strikes Los Angeles, in New York, Jerry entertains a stranded friend, George goes on a shopping spree, Elaine prepares for a charity program, and Kramer and Newman attempt to flee to the Adirondacks.
Set during Season 3, Episode 17 of 'Amphibia': "All In".
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Kramer sabotages Jerry's standing in the contest. Written to fill the prompt "extremely horny but with no payoff".
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- Part 3 of fail_fandomanon Fills
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JERRY: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?
ELAINE: Fake, fake, fake, fake.
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Set at the very end of the Mango episode, when Jerry
can't get it upis unable to satisfy Elaine again. She goes knocking on Kramer's door for comfort :)Series
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House of Seinfeld by AppleTheDork
Fandoms: Seinfeld, House of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski
30 Oct 2022
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Have you ever noticed the hallway outside Jerry's apartment doesn't match the layout of his kitchen? Well, this is a short, quickly written story about what happens when Kramer realizes this too.
Based on this tweet: https://twitter.com/Srirachachau/status/1578496744152702976?s=20&t=8EKn0Bac2htZFCuNZOINdQ
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The Debate on West 81st Street (in which Jerry and George go insane) by Boofallomozzarella
Fandoms: Also sprach Zarathustra | Thus Spoke Zarathustra - Friedrich Nietzsche, Meditationes de Prima Philosophia | Meditations On First Philosophy - René Descartes, Seinfeld
18 Sep 2022
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Refer to the title. A friendly discussion between Seinfeld and George goes south when they decide to attempt to find meaning through books.
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Elaine and Jerry meet in college and start their relationship. They’re in New York, each trying to make it big after college.
My take on what their relationship would’ve been like if they’d met in college :)
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George encounters his ex from high school at a high school reunion and Elaine's girlfriend thinks she's the man in the relationship.
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- Part 3 of Gay Seinfeld