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Obi-Wan, several Sith apprentices/CIS commanders & Cad Bane walk into a bar by hugging_bears_is_cool
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Sep 2023
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Obi-Wan is stranded on the most unexpected place in the Star Wars universe with several archnemeses. His only hope of escape is through a makeshift comm device, except Anakin isn’t picking up. Until their rescuers check their phones, Obi-Wan must survive their ordeal and navigate the dangerous political environment created by being so close to several people who all hate each other. Not to mention all the hate-flirting.
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Atsushi tries to eat Rashoumon. That's it. That's the fic.
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Félix builds a play structure for the children.
Pepa and Agustín try it out.
Now they won’t get down.
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Virgin Margarita by bozuri (Poljupci), wolverton
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Knives Out (Movies)
14 Sep 2023
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Somewhere in Cuba at the height of summer, a man is missing and with him, a special cocktail recipe that divided the populace. The world-renowned detective Benoit Blanc is on the case with his part-time sidekick and full-time husband Phillip.
On the other side of town, Hannibal Lecter—who does not yet know he is about to become a murder suspect, but would not find it all that surprising if he did—is beginning to experience the consequences of his actions in unprecedented ways. The love of his life, Will Graham, claims that karma waits for no one.
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carmine explains her thoughts by Anonymous
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
14 Sep 2023
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“Carmine, are you xenophobic?”
Of course the question takes her just as off-guard; and immediately she places her mouth over her hands, eyes widening in shock. Kieren only moves backwards, sensing the change in attitude.
“What? Of course not!?” Carmine quickly lowered her stance, attitude completely dropping.
And like that, Carmine took a deep breath and spoke.
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your dearest kin, below the skin by callingthequits
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
14 Sep 2023
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Somehow, while going through the set of books about his son's future exploits, Poseidon had gotten the idea that Percy would eventually shape up to become perfectly obedient, loyal, and respectful to the gods. So when a new arrival slammed the doors open and Annabeth Chase gasped in delight, all Poseidon could do was lean back in his seat with a wide grin on his face.
“Oh, for fuck’s sake,” Percy said, obviously exhausted.
Poseidon felt a bit faint, and he vaguely recognized the demigods sharing popcorn at their feet.
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An untold story during the first Shrek movie when Fiona, Shrek and Donkey are at Shrek's house just before they go to sleep, in which Fiona discovers her real true love who no one expected.
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- Part 2 of Crack
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- English
- Words:
- 279
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 79
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Shiver from hit video game Splatoon 3 goes to Arby's. She is understandably upset.
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Sy-on boy and Yuri-kun by NeutralMime
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
15 Sep 2023
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Yuri had no problem accepting that his sister forgot to tell him that she was married, but he should see proof of that, regardless of how much blood he vomited. Unfortunately, the result was too much for him.
Meanwhile…
"Anya is using me?" Anya started to sweat profusely while Sy-on boy made a displeased face.
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The Nightly Draco Train by Anonymous
Fandoms: Boss Fighting Stages (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
14 Sep 2023
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You gets his nightly fucking from the masters
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- Part 1 of The Boytoy of Draco
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Doctor's Orders by Mysterygothmoth for DrAdrianMilk
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
14 Sep 2023
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A "romantic" date at Quark's brings doctor Julian Bashir and Commander William Riker closer than they've ever been before.
Crack, bisexual plottwists and quarkesque shenanigans ensue.
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it was inspired by the talk I had with my friend about the fic from transformers fandom they read in the past(yes, @Takkatia00 I'm looking at you <3 ), where one transformer is fuck in his "eyesocket", so I decided we need a crack-gory-smut like this in LMK fandom too, and went to write it ;D
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Teyvat High? (Genshin x BNHA/MHA) by SooperMreow33
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Sep 2023
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Slow updates this is just a pastime. Crossposted on Wattpad Same user, same title
'Dear, principal Nezu
Thank you for accepting my request. I will be sending an associate over in about a week. Please treat them well. We can't wait to see what you can do.
Ningguang, Principal of Teyvat High.'
This year would definitely be interesting.
Genshin impact X BNHA/MHA crossover except genshin characters are part of an isolated hero school (teyvat high) that is quite literally cut off from the rest of the world. They are on an island..
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- Part 1 of Genshin Crossover
- Part 1 of BNHA/MHA Crossover
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Tumblr "Crack" - (a series of little pieces that I have not put a ton of effort into but still enjoyed) by ADHDdumbass
Fandoms: Castle (TV 2009)
14 Sep 2023
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So yeah hi.
Originally this is just reposting crack that I put to tumblr. I don't really know how much I would actually call this crack, but I have not really written these with genuine effort.
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Joseph and Aesop get fucking divorced over bathwater by Queen4lyfe
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
14 Sep 2023
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Aesop and Joseph gets divorced over bathwater.
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Katsuki's First Time with his Boyfriend (feat. his older self & his husband) by haoboutno89
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Sep 2023
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He stays still as he lets the guy get close to him until he’s whispering in his ear.
“…you’re gonna give Shouto those promise rings before graduation.” He pulls back.
“The fuck- I haven’t even-“
“Bought them? I did.” Katsuki is met with a raised hand, fourth finger adorned with two rings.
Shit, this guy really is him.
-or, time travel accident brought Dynamight back in time and teleported him in Shouto's dorm room while Katsuki and Shouto were having sex, Dynamight offers to help, and in the process pro hero Shouto joins the fun.
Read Author's Notes for more details!
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Accidental (Accidentally Forgotten) Younger Brother Acquisition by kitswag
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
14 Sep 2023
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Not favouring letting kids drown in an approaching wild Grand Line storm, Sabo lent his help to a teenager who was searching for his older brother in the middle of a foggy sea.
Things couldn't be more wrong (or right?) as the teenager by the name of Luffy, was somehow: A member of the Whitebeard Pirates, Fire Fist Ace's younger brother, while also being Sabo's younger brother, all at once. Somehow, he made it all Sabo's problems.
Sabo, who didn't even remember just who he was before he woke up in the Revolutionary Army's base after his incident.
Not like it would stop Luffy from calling him his big brother, not like it would stop their search for Ace (who was also Sabo's supposed older brother, somehow)Note: DISCONTINUED, because I lost interest in One Piece :")
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Child sized Bahamut getting into all sorts of mischief
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Mario hated it.
He knew that hate was technically forbidden by these Jedi, but he really, really hated it.
He hid it though, teasing his brother by calling him ‘Sithnip’, laughing when Luigi whined about the name, whilst going to Peach as they both tried to work out exactly how to stop this from happening.
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cross-posted from tumblr
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- Part 3 of TF2 Tumblr Crosspostings