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Manic Monday by Agile37
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Sep 2023
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Shouta was a man on a mission, he had to find the lead singer of the band he saw on Saturday night so he could propose to him. If only he didn't have to deal with Nezu making him teach with the Number 3 Pro Hero Dekiru. Spotlight heroes are the freaking worst!
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“So I was thinking about where you should take me for dinner after I win…” Dekiru started. Shouta was going to ignore the obvious provocation, but there was something different about the hero’s voice. It lacked the distortion effect from the mask. Shouta let his curiosity get the better of him and looked over at the hero, wanting to see the look on his actual face when Shouta told him exactly where he’d be eating dinner tonight, only to be struck dumb by what he saw. He said the only thing that came to mind, and ended up saying it three times before he finally found the words to say anything else.
“Oh… fuck me.” He’s so hot!
“Oh. Fuck me! Oh crap, I just lost!
“Oh! Fuck me.” OMG I called the man of my dreams a circus monkey and told him to quit working with me!
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- Part 2 of Plunder Bunny AU
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and then there are Eight by HydraNoMago
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
04 Sep 2023
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“This has to be a dream,” Pavitr gapes openly, voice cracking at the end.
Hobie looks equally haunted, “It’s a nightmare.”
“Oi, who’re you calling a bloody nightmare?” Hobie pipes up–Hobie; but not Hobie. Hobie with a short cropped afro, thick brows, and a face free of piercings.
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Warmth by KiriBaby
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), The Princess and the Frog (2009)
04 Sep 2023
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Tiana never thought she'd be the one to do this but here she is, sitting down at the Tokyo Airport, bags around her because she wanted to visit Nanami.
(Can be seen as a stand-off fic or a continuation of my last Tiana x Nanami fic)
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- Part 2 of Tianami agenda
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Manage my heart
JohnKun
Crack, Fluff, Cute-meet
As the main manager for Resonance, Johnny was always looking for ways to upgrade the the group of talented kids. -
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Ritsuka is into martial arts and part of a fight club with Nakayama and Akihiko. One day, Ritsuka finds Mafuyu in the stairway with a B.O.B. punching dummy, even though Mafuyu clearly doesn't know how to fight. Ritsuka demonstrates his skills on B.O.B., and Mafuyu is so impressed he begs Ritsuka to teach him everything he knows. Ritsuka reluctantly invites Mafuyu to the fight club.
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- English
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- 1,767
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 8
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- 70
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[Podfic] Chocolate Dookie by Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), kbirb pods (kbirb)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, M&M's Commercials
04 Sep 2023
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[Audio Length: 4:25]
Then, suddenly, he saw her. Green and thicccccccccccccccc
A Frantic Fanfic creationPodfic of Chocolate Dookie by AriesBatman, bigdicklightingmcqueen, frantic kbirb (kbirb), Frantic_Flowerparrish (Flowerparrish).
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Hazel sits up onto her elbows, “Is your mom home?”
“No, she’s with her newest boy toy. They’re probably going to pound town. Or Red Lobster. My mom loves Red Lobster.”
“Cool.” She says, “In that case, do you wanna smoke a joint and fuck?”
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Hazel pays PJ a surprise visit. They get high and bone
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TMNT- The Overtaking by lilacladybird
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
04 Sep 2023
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Mikey has to deal with New York being different. His brother is GONE his father is GONE (fatherless) he wants PIZZA and he CANT remember ANYTHING. New York is not the same ever since the Overtaking. How will Mikey survive?
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Two years after the end of the Hundred-Year War, Sokka and Suki have an idea.
A really, really bad idea. And honestly, it’s mostly Suki’s fault.
After all, what girl doesn’t want to accidentally-on-purpose hook her boyfriend up with every single woman she can get her hands on?
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In which Suki forms a harem mostly as a joke, only for it to rapidly escalate into something much more. -
Mad King of the Kitchen Larder by Oujou_sama
Fandoms: Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms
04 Sep 2023
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Sometimes, Ritsuka Fujimaru needs a late night snack; as an escape from their never-ending workload, and the endless throngs of allies that surround them.
The kitchen larder is the perfect place to be alone for that, as a safe haven for the mage.
Little do they know that a certain infamous Madness-Enhanced warrior seems to have beaten Ritsuka to the punch...Series
- Part 10 of Fate/Daily Life
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One for All (No Matter Who You Are) by Passing_Ghost_Friend
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
04 Sep 2023
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Izuku is quirkless and has been told he won’t become a hero or a Pokémon trainer.
Now, he can’t wait to prove them wrong! He will make a difference! Together with his team of Pokémon, he will catch the all! With the power of friendship!
No one is expecting a quiet boy to walk into UA with an army of Pokémon behind him!
Previously title Deku, the first Quirkless Pro Hero and Pokemon Trainer
But I changed title since he won’t be quirkless for long... yeah my mind can’t keep up with my ideas. *editing now*
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- Part 3 of Side Fics
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"We can beat him this way. " | Tsugukos Au by TheCatCacoon
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
04 Sep 2023
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With demon activity fluttering around much more active, Ubuyashiki has his inner worries that this generation of hashiras will fall. He recommends to the hashira that it might be wise for the majority if them to take on tsugukos.
It would be more convenient if most of the hashira weren't competing against eachother on who's tsuguko is the best.
The information chapter is better written out, I just had no idea how write the description-
This is a oneshots book for an AU I thought of while listening to music!
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The golden crust of a freshly baked loaf of bread, softened with a thin layer of creamy peanut butter, topped off with the sweet and tangy flavor of homemade strawberry jelly. Sounds delicious, right?
The delectable flavor of the jelly melted on her tongue as she indulged in her desires. Nothing else but this pb and j mattered right now. The woman finished the delicious snack off with one final bite and was finally satisfied. But something was off, it seems like she had forgotten something.. something important.
Have you ever experienced that horrible feeling of realizing you've forgotten something important, but you don't know what it is? Well maybe don't be a dancer addicted to PB and jellys then.
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- English
- Words:
- 380
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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i (19m) feel homophobic towards my gay roommate (19m) but i want to stay friends by 81152914
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band)
04 Sep 2023
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u/eumppappasdadtldr: my roommate is gay. i’m the token straight of our friend group. i’ve suddenly started feeling sick when i see him with other guys and it’s affecting our relationship. what do i do????? i’m suddenly homophobic?? pls help???
PS. we’re raising a cat and dog together and my head hurts thinking of how we’ll do shared custody so i’d really like to resolve this asap
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u/canadianoppa
how would you describe your level of closeness with each otheru/eumppappasdad
oh like i’ve sucked his dick before and he’s called us boyfriends idku/canadianoppa
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Even writers have their setbacks. Authors like Wednesday Addams experiences said setbacks, and wishes to be done with it all.
"Try writing romance," she suggested.
"Pardon me?" Wednesday quickly retorted, the message cutting through the ringing in her head. She ought to hang up and fire her.
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Fumiya asks Amahiko a bizarre question.
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I Said, There's No Cause For Concern by sonnet_icarus (orphan_account)
Fandoms: The Sorry Boys, Video Blogging RPF
04 Sep 2023
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Whatever the Sorry Boys Prison is, it's a building from hell.
It is not a prison. It is not somewhere for people to go when they have committed a crime. In fact, none of the inhabitants did anything wrong - they've been deluded, tricked, and pushed into admitting actions they never did.
In fact, there is only one person in the Sorry Boys Prison who did anything wrong, anything illegal. And unlike the others, he is hellbent on getting out.
And that person is Wilbur Soot.
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- Part 1 of Loop (Over And Over Again)
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Soap gets sick after a mission in the snow. Ghost, like the loving boyfriend he is, takes care of him because Johnny is too stubborn to rest.
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Breadcrumbs by Explicit_Lightsaber_Wh00sh (orphan_account) for Cypherr, Cowokie
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), DSMP - Fandom, Dream SMP, wadzee - Fandom, mcyt, Video Blogging RPF
04 Sep 2023
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Life is precious to humans because it's so short. Or at least, it should be. Sometimes, life is laid out like a mushed amalgamation of chess, poker, and Russian Roulette played in the dark all at the hands of a dealer whose hands are too full of puppet strings to deal out the cards correctly. So, in all honestly, Tommy's had enough of it. When he finds a stronghold, he thinks it might be his final chance to defeat Dream, to live out a life with his patchwork family away from a Green Bitch with a mask literally made from a paperplate. Then things get fucked.
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Hurt!Dream SMP on crack but give it a semi-plot. Everyone's a bitch in this.
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Tommyinnit simultaneously needs heavy therapy for trauma, and heavy restraints to stop him from going for EVERYONE'S KNEECAPS.
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Capitulo 110 parte 6 pero con crack y final feliz
- Language:
- Español
- Words:
- 859
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 121