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red hcs that suck and everybody hate me so much by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dick Figures (Web Series)
08 May 2025
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redblue mentioned..
also the sex ones are mostly jokes sorry i thought it was funny
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I mean, it's about Blue and Red so... yeah.
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red is a very responsible babysitter.
(red is 24, blue is 10)
i don’t like humanizations, so they’re just written to be stick-men.
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nature the creater, profound overseer by solaropposites (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Dick Figures (Web Series)
23 Mar 2025
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Red gets tanked up and dicked down. He cries in the process.
[title + chapter names are lyrics from Mater Maternis.]
Please heed archive warning. This is a vent piece.
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- Part 1 of dick figures
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Red comes home drunk to his boyfriend one night and reveals something he was planning on telling him later.
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LT thinks back to a certain boy he used to love, and how that boy stopped caring for them a long time ago.
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- Part 6 of Bardblues Fics :3
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On the day before prep school, Blue’s aunt yells at him for having Red as his roommate. Will he choose between her and his uncle?
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- 1/1
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i would say the things i'd want to say tonight by damnguy
Fandoms: Dick Figures (Web Series)
28 Dec 2024
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It’s two in the morning when Blue wakes up to the front door opening.
He sits up in his bed, rubbing his eyes as carpet-muffled footsteps stumble around the apartment. He sighs and reaches over to his nightstand, plucking off the black rectangular framed glasses and putting them on.
“Red?” Blue calls out, staring directly at his shut door as if he could see right through it.
A startled ’shit!’ erupts from the other side, followed by a thud that Blue is sure is from Red bumping into a wall.
With a huff, Blue leans to his side to reach over and turn on the lamp resting on top of his nightstand. This was becoming an all too common occurrence and in Blue’s opinion, it’s far too early for this bullshit.
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Red rushes to Raccoon’s pawn shop with a desperate plea for help.
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Red and Blue discuss their differences as alien and human.
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Four years after the death of his mom, Red finds himself at her grave, a place he's avoided for far too long.
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Red hesitantly asks Blue for a favor.
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Filled with the holiday spirit, Lord Tourettes struts around the city and graces its townsfolk with gifts!
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- Part 4 of Bardblues Fics :3
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Alice and Steele Clark died on March 21st, 2005.
Blue still remembers getting the call.
“This is Dr. Mackey from the San Francisco Medical Center. Am I speaking to… Lewis Clark?”
“...Speaking.”
“At 10:38PM, Alice and Steele Clark were rushed into the ER. A drunk driver had hit their cab. We tried everything we could but the injuries were too severe.”
It was the first time hearing about them since he left for college, neither contacting him and vice versa. In all honesty, all Blue felt was… bewilderment. It felt too jarring to be real, like something you’d hear in a movie when the protagonist is telling their tragic backstory.
“Oh.”
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Red and Blue are trapped in two separate cages and they both have to find their ways out. Along the way, Red annoys Blue more frequently instead of properly finding the keys that can set the duo free and back together like they should. After Red finds the knife, they both end their lives abruptly in a gory manner until it was all revealed to be a bad dream.
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Starvation Games by failedpoetry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Creepypasta - Fandom, Splatoon (Video Games), 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Gravity Falls, Wild Kratts, Baldi's Basics (Video Games), Roblox (Video Game), Dream SMP, Elevator Hitch (Video Game), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Hamilton - Miranda, Cold Front (Video Game), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Political RPF, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Dick Figures (Web Series), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Undertale (Video Game), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (Movies), The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Class of '09 (Visual Novel), Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), A Boy Named Charlie Brown (1969), Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Bubble Guppies (Cartoon), Bendy and the Ink Machine, Saw (Movies), LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, Hello Neighbor (Video Games), Deadpool - All Media Types, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Vocaloid, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Family Guy (Cartoon)
23 Oct 2024
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me and my bsf decided to write a full on fanfic on discord because of one thing i said relating to baldi. enjoy
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Love Live: Ren Hazuki is trapped in a time loop by JiggsThePuff
Fandoms: Love Live! Superstar!! (Anime), Total Drama (Cartoon), Higurashi no Naku Koro ni | Higurashi When They Cry, Regular Show (Cartoon), ラブライブ! 虹ヶ咲学園スクールアイドル同好会 | Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai (Anime), Animatic battle, Object Fool (Web Series), Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dick Figures (Web Series), Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), Scream (Movies), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Kirby (Video Games), Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Manga), 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Anime), Disventure Camp | Campamento desventura (Web Series)
09 Oct 2024
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Like the title suggests, Ren is trapped in a time loop.
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Blue takes Red and LT home after a night at the bar, in which they drive him up the wall.
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- Part 5 of Bardblues Fics :3
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When LT gets dumped, he seeks comfort in the form of his close friend, Blue.
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- Part 1 of Bardblues Fics :3
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You Made a Promise. Now You Have to Keep It by In_Denile
Fandoms: Dick Figures (Web Series)
01 Sep 2024
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He screwed it. Most definitely.
Something that was sworn to be treasured and beloved, is now no matter to the present time.
Isn't wasn't of any use. Not anymore. Isn't that supposed to be a bad thing?
