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the first thing Lance McClain did upon arriving at college was make friends with all the wrong types of people. his k-12 catholic school didn't fully prepare for life's hardships and temptations as much and his parents thought it would. when his new "friends" get him drunk at a frat party and abandon him, who will make sure he stays safe? he's failing almost all of classes by the end of first semester, loosing weight and keeping busy being unemployed. he doesn't have anyone... except a particular familiar dark-haired looking boy who just got a job at his parents stables and looks really good riding a horse
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Keith's next door neighbor has picked up the habit of BLASTING rock music at ungodly hours. If he had his way he'd barge into his apartment and destroy his subwoofers with a baseball bat. Shiro always tells him to try being more subtle... maybe something less confrontational will work better?
____________Pidge Cackles, clutching her stomach as she rolls onto her back, overcome with giggles.
"What! What?! What'd I say?!" He marches across the living room, looming over her. She simply points toward her computer screen where the settings window was still pulled up. He raises a brow, crouching down next to her to read through the page. His eyes land on the 'Available Wifi Networks' panel, and-
'Apt203ULoudAsFuck' [Connect?]
"WHAT!?"
She wheezes, pointing between the screen, and Lance's dumbfounded face.
"Oh, no, no way, two can play at this game!" He screeches, snatching the laptop from her, the charger unclipping as he began to pace, fingers flying over the keyboard. "There! Take that!"
Pidge grabs the computer back from him, suppressing the remnants of her giggles to read what he'd done. At the top of the page, their own Wifi Network was now titled:
'Apt???SayItToMyFace!'
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After moving back to his hometown after ten years, Keith is being shoved back into the life of an unexpected individual who was his so called 'rival' from music school. How is Keith supposed to explain to Lance that he hasn't sung for a crowd in all those years after his disappearance?
Lance is the town's favourite gig at Voltron Cafe. He's lively and has the voice that makes girls go weak. He's also one half of the cutest couple in school. Him and Lotor are what everyone wants in a relationship, but behind closed doors it's a bit of a different story. How much more can Lance take before he cracks?
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Slow burn but it was a natural progression. Not rushed anf very thought through.
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Someone should PROBABLY tell Lance the aquarium isn't hiring. Especially not drunk mermaids.
Short story written for Day 29 + 30 of Julance 2023 - Prompt: Music + Drunk
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After turning a corner, Pidge could hear a lot more clearly. “Haaaaaaands~ Touching haaaaaands~”
“Sir, please!”
“Reachin' ooooout~”
“Please, you need to leave!”
“Touching meeeeeeee, touching yooooooooou!”
There was laughter by some adults, but mostly children. “Sir, you can't stay here!”
“SWEET CAROLIIIIINE!!! BAAAAH BAAAAH BAAAAAAAH!!!"
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- Part 1 of Julance 2023
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HAHAHAHHA THIS WOULD TOTALLY, 100% HAPPEN
ME AND MY CLASS PERFORMED SWEET CAROLINE IN FRONT OF OUR SCHOOL TOO AND THIS WAS WHAT IT LOOKED LIKETOUCHING MEEEEE, TOUCHING YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
SWEET CAROLINEEEEE PAM PAM PAM
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There were two things that Keith disliked the most about college:
1. His roommate's taste in music
2. SanchezAka. Keith and Lance become texting buddies thinking they have never met but they do in fact know each other and dislike each other with the passion of a thousand stars.
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Lance gets very very drunk at a party and stumbles into a tattoo shop where he pesters a poor artist for a while
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'Keith had stayed to help Lance clean up after their gathering. He was the most sober, so he helped their stumbling friends down to their uber, and then can back up, finding Lance standing there with an offer of more alcohol and snacks for some company. "
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Keith didn't know what he was expecting when he walked into the observation deck unable to fall asleep, but certainly not this.
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When Keith comes home late at night, he doesn't expect to see a drunk man staggering in the subway, about to fall and get crushed by the coming tube. But when it happens, he realizes he knows the guy and his heart stops.
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Lance gets bored and goes exploring the castle. He ends up finding Altean alcohol, and Keith is the one who finds him drunk.
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chears!*clink*
i am drinking w i n e rn btw so SAME LANCE
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In which Keith has a big, fat, gay crush on Lance, who is very, very drunk
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Bathroom Panic Attacks by orphan_account for Cr0wsnest
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
13 Jul 2017
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Despite being alone, he had always handled himself well. So, why, being in the middle of space, make him need people to sort out his issues?
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What Do You Think? by devoosha for crazyrandomhappenklance, RADifer, letmebelex (Luca_Amaranth), Bang Bang Beef Keef (BangBangBeefKeef), Cypherpt4
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
06 Sep 2019
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Lance, in a lonely, drunken state...with his insecurities rearing up...decides it’s a good idea to send a nude of himself to a guy he follows on Facebook who does movie reviews. It’s perfectly logical right? The guy is gay, so he’d be able to tell Lance if he was f***able? He might know if it’s Lance’s looks that send him to the friend zone with every girl he dates. Perfect sense. Only it’s not a good idea, he realizes, once he hits send.
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Lance had his eyes closed, lost in the music. He had flow, his hips and shoulders rolling to the sensuous beat, his head tossed back, obviously taking pleasure in the movement. His face was open, his lips mouthing the lyrics. Keith felt guilty watching the way Lance’s body moved, sparking something in his stomach that he wasn’t sure how to quantify. Keith was fascinated, eyes trailing the circles and lines and waves Lance made with his body.
Keith swallowed audibly.
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The Paladins show Allura what a birthday party is. Lance gets drunk. Keith watches him dance. Lance notices. Gay Panic ensues.
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- Part 2 of Unfiltered
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Three months into their relationship, Pidge is beginning to realize that Lance seeing her as a girl has some side effects.
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- Part 2 of Pidge is a Girl and Lance is a Dork
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friends should sleep in other beds by saffron_saturn
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
06 Mar 2019
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Being in love with his best friend was a bit like dying, Keith decided as he took his fifth vodka shot of the night.
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In which Keith is a pining disaster, Lance is clueless, and it takes a little nudging from friends to get things straightened out.
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She's so cool and fun! (Star Wars, Voltron)
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Klance roomates pining confessions time skip proposal
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4 stars
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The End of all the Endings (Step into the Daylight) by HamletMouse
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
22 Dec 2020
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"Keith didn’t care what the future held, what they had in store for them or even what the wedding would actually look like. He was going to marry this beautiful man, and nothing could ever bring them down from this high.
And if, when he returned from the bathroom whilst Lance got ready for him in the bedroom, he came back to a shirtless, sleeping fiancé instead of one ready to ‘get down and dirty’; well it had been a long day... They had all the time in the world to have sex, one night without it was hardly a disaster."
or 5 times Keith was cockblocked by his own wedding, and the one time he wasn't
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The eggs were just finished cooking when Lance stumbled into the kitchen, wearing nothing but the shirt that Shiro had given him last night (which he’d conveniently forgotten about) and Shiro felt his cheeks flushed as he gave him a once over. Lance really was all leg and Shiro had never been more aware of the fact, shirt only falling to the very tops of his thighs. Shiro really wished he’d found a longer shirt to give him (but all very guilty kind of didn’t).
“Uh… hi?” Lance said, clearly very confused as to where he was, sleepily rubbing his eye.
“Hi.” Shiro said, taking the eggs off of the heat and turning back to him.
“Um…” He said, clearly not knowing where to start.
Shiro didn’t really… know what to say to him either.
Hey, so I found you crying over a cat last night, blackout drunk and you cried some more and offered to suck my dick and have sex with me, like, at least three times. So I know I’m your teacher and that’s super awkward, and you should probably leave before I say something stupid, because in any other situation I would really maybe have actually taken you up on that.
Yeah, that probably wouldn’t have gone down too well.
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What to do when your Boyfriend is too Loyal by XiXalty
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
04 Dec 2020
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Lance is drunk and thinks Keith is trying to sleep with him. Which he does, but not in that way.
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- Part 1 of Klance oneshots