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  1. 15

    Does Your Mother Know? by

    Fandoms: Malcolm in the Middle  

    02 Jun 2025

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    If he’s really pressed for an explanation, Malcolm can probably blame turning gay on the stress of college applications.

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    Desperate for extracurricular activities to put on his college applications, Malcolm becomes the school's pool assistant. It has unanticipated consequences.

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    Videocassettes, Gourmet Cooking, and Supporting Your Gay Son like a Normal Person by

    Fandoms: Malcolm in the Middle  

    08 Jul 2025

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    There's a men's underwear catalogue cleverly tucked into an old issue of Playboy magazine hidden under Reese's bed. Lois connects the dots and tries her best to be supportive without letting anyone know what she knows. Malcolm hates that he cares about his brother and attempts to be a normal, well-adjusted person about it. Francis tries to let go of his grievances for the greater good. Hal is being slowly driven to madness. Dewey has an all-around good time.

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    Reese's Complex by

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    19 Sep 2025

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    Reese Wilkerson is straight. So when he beats up Tony Moreci for laughing at him, he doesn't expect to finish it off with a kiss on the lips.

    Now, suspended from school, he faces off against his fed-up mother. She invites his victim over for dinner and an apology, unaware of their forbidden smooch.

    Can Reese keep the cocky asshole from spilling this secret to his family?

    Is there more to Tony than meets the eye?

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    Better At Some Things Than Others by

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    28 Jul 2013

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    Reese is bad at a lot of things, English and talking to girls among them. But when a tutoring session suddenly escalates into something much more, his homework for The Scarlet Letter is the last thing on your mind. Reese/Reader. Rated M for sexual content.

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    Plan In Place by

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    07 Apr 2020

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    Reese finds something horrifying, but he isn't entirely certain how to handle it. His family may be a mess, but they come together when it really counts.

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  6. 19

    Silent Struggle by

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    13 Jun 2023

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    Reese wasn’t sure how, when, or where, but Malcolm had acquired some killer porn. Real kinky shit. Well, that was his working hypothe-ma-whatever-the-word-was. His brother might have been a genius, but nobody could match Reese’s ability to sniff out embarrassing secrets. It all started on an uneventful Saturday evening…
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    Money has been disappearing in the Wilkerson house, and Reese decides to investigate. His findings are... not what he expected.

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    Melt Me Down by

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    10 Aug 2023

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    Malcolm's brain short circuits. "What?" He asks, because maybe he was still half asleep and didn't hear his brother correctly.

    "I want to learn how to kiss and I need you to be my test dummy." Reese doesn't miss a beat and says the same goddamn thing again with one of his goofy grins on his face. Malcolm's eye twitches, convinced his brother was screwing with him, had to be.

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    Reese asks Malcolm for help.

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    Hands by

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    13 Dec 2023

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    Malcolm doesn't realize, but he's freaked out like this before. Reese remembers.

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    Somethings not letting me (move the way I used to) by

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    24 Feb 2024

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    Malcolm wasn’t really sure when he stopped eating, when he started arguing with his parents at the dinner table and avoiding his family. He could justify it in his mind because his family were poor so now that he didn’t eat they had more left over food which in turn gave them extra spending money.

    Malcolm wasn’t an idiot, literally he wasn’t he had an IQ of 165 and excelled at school so he understood the basic fact that people needed to eat. Food provided energy to live and Malcolm did want to live but he wanted to live without having to eat.

    It had nothing to do with his body, he wasn’t trying to lose weight instead it was more of a punishment.

     

    Day 24: “I’m doing this because I care about you.”

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    Daily Drama (In American TV Shows) by

    Fandoms: House M.D., Grey's Anatomy, Young Sheldon (TV), The Big Bang Theory (TV), Good Luck Charlie, The Good Doctor (TV 2017), Modern Family (TV 2009), Mean Girls (2004), Malcolm in the Middle, The Game Plan (2007), Never Back Down (2008 2011), Suite Life of Zack & Cody  

    14 Dec 2025

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    After spending his entire life tirelessly dedicated to medicine, our protagonist dies with the deep regret of never having fulfilled his dream of becoming a doctor and, above all, not having enjoyed his life. However, fate grants him a second chance by transmigrating his soul into the body of PJ Duncan, a teenager who has just moved with his family to a small town in Texas.

    In his new home, PJ finds himself surrounded by unique characters who will change his life forever. Among them is Sheldon Cooper, the genius son of the neighbors, whose intellect defies everyday logic. Additionally, PJ meets the enigmatic and brilliant Dr. Gregory House, a doctor whose unconventional skills and methods inspire him to pursue his old dream.

    In this new life, PJ must not only adapt to his environment and understand the dynamics of the Duncan family but also face the challenges of adolescence while trying to make the most of this second opportunity. With his previous knowledge and new friendships, PJ has the chance to rediscover the meaning of living fully and, perhaps, finally become the doctor he always wanted to be.

    (I am not the owner of any show, credits to their respective creators/writers)

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    Experimentation by

    Fandoms: Malcolm in the Middle  

    15 Jul 2016

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    Stevie and Malcolm screw up a chemistry experiment, which then screws up Malcolm and Reese's relationship as they know it.

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    The one in which Malcolm and Stevie accidentally create an actual lust potion, and Reese inhales it.

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    Kitchen Shenanigans by

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    14 Jan 2025

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    Reese and Malcolm get up to some steamy shenanigans in the kitchen.

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    Dewey is, once again, unlucky.

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    FROG BREATH by

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    16 Dec 2025

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    Michelle "Frog Breath" Renaud has been living on the same street as the infamous Wilkersons her whole life and, just like the rest of the neighbourhood, she's been a victim of the rambunctious Wilkerson boys more times than she could count.

    However, the lives of those boys are turned upside down when ol' Frog Breath comes to live with them, just in time for her and Malcom's freshman year of high school.

    Will Michelle survive a whole year living with the most revolting boys in the universe?
    Will the boys survive a year with the most angsty, aggressive, confusing girl in the world?
    Better yet, will they learn a lot and become better people thanks to each other?
    Like that's ever gonna happen.

    ˖⁺𖥔.꒷꒦♡꒷꒦˖𖥔⁺.

    I don't own anything from Malcolm in the Middle, only Michelle and some of her storylines.
    You can also find this fic on my Wattpad. Same title, same username

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    (Re)Hacerlo bien. by

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    02 Dec 2023

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    Freeuse in the middle by

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    29 Apr 2025

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    Freeuse fic, this is smut, read the tags.

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    desire when it has conceived gives birth to sin, and sin when it is fully grown brings forth death by

    Fandoms: Malcolm in the Middle  

    20 Aug 2024

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    Malcolm wants what he should not have. Reese is happy to give it to him.

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    Despertar en azul by

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    26 Jul 2025

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    Cuando la noche arribó fue imposible para Reese el poder quedarse dormido; pasó toda la noche pensando sobre las almas gemelas… se dio cuenta que él tenía un alma gemela. Si él puede ver los colores, eso significa que tiene un alma gemela, ¿verdad? Pero ¿quién?, ¿quién es su alma gemela?...

     

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    Universo alterno donde todo se ve en blanco y negro hasta que conoces a tu alma gemela, pero también puedes ver colores si te enamoras de alguien que no es tu alma gemela.

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    i'm a mess and you're a work of art by

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    03 Mar 2017

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    "And boom, just like that they were best friends. Or in Reese's case, she was his only friend. Everyone else he either saw as enemies or potential enemies – his words, not hers. And yeah, it felt pretty good to be the only person he liked (or tolerated). It was a huge boost to her ego and the fact that his only friend was a girl was a huge boost to his ego. Everybody won."

    In which Piper and Reese are best-friends-slash-together and no one around them gets it. │ *Chapters are intended to be read as stand alone one-shots but they all revolve around Piper and Reese in some way. Set during various seasons of Malcolm in the Middle. Further explanation in first chapter notes.

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    Nail Polish by

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    02 Jul 2021

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    Reese is excited when you agree to paint his nails. Fluff ensues.

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    A wet dream come true by

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    16 Apr 2020

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    The one in which Reese has a wet dream about you being his tutor and your classteacher making it come true.
    Well, more or less.

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