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    Wei Wuxian is blinded and abducted by Lan Wangji during a battle with the Wens, trapping him in a small cellar. It’s for his own good, Lan Wangji tells himself. To keep him safe. Or perhaps to be Lan Wangji’s live-in eye candy.

     

    Aka… WWX doesn’t want to go with LWJ so LWJ blinds & kidnaps him. That’s it.

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    Ever since rooming together in university, Lan Zhan and Wei Ying have share an interest in the popular webnovel Modao Zushi. While Lan Zhan doesn't actively participate in fandom, Wei Ying is a popular cosplayer and online personality. Over the years, Lan Zhan has helped Wei Ying with his various cosplays and social media posts. Despite working so closely together, Lan Zhan has never asked for Wei Ying's fandom username, and Wei Ying has never given it to him. He's never seen everything Wei Ying posts on his accounts.

    Until he stumbles upon Wei Ying's "after dark" cosplay page...

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    When Lan Xichen walked into his Gugu's rooms, he was not expecting to see the sight that greeted his eyes.

    Lan Qiren was propped up on a mountain of pillows, red in the face, gasping and gaping as sweat beaded on her brow. Xichen stood frozen in the doorway, watching as glistening metal reflected off the candlelight, and he was immediately distracted by the jiggling of- dear heavens!

    And then Qiren moaned, and Xichen moved to shut the door quicker than he ever had before. Neither of the two people in front of him seemed to notice.

     

    Or: Lan Xichen walks in to find his brother and his aunt engaging in some scandalous activity and gets horny about it. Of course, he joins them in the end.

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    “Lan Zhan, you're awake! I bought this for the plants in the garden, to tie them together so they won't grow the wrong direction, but made a mess when I tried to unbundle it,” he lifted his hands to show the messy ropes covering them. “A little help, please?”

    Lan Wangji showed no interest in helping or playing along, instead standing and coming to the other side of the bed, where he stood above the other man’s seating place. Gentle hands reached down to undo his husband’s clothing.

    “What, you want to do *that* now?” Wei Wuxian protested innocently, pushing the man’s hands away but not with any intent to actually deter him. “Help me first! I need to bundle it back up!”

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    Remember that scene where Wei Wuxian uses Bichen...? This is that, but Jadecest. And a little switcheroo in chapter two, which is err... Really filthy, sorry not sorry 🤭

    No swords were harmed in the making of this fic. If they're sentient, they're into it too (like master, like blade).

    It's up to you how old the Jades are in this, but since Wangji was fifteen when Wei Wuxian done the dirty to his Bichen and this scene mimicks that, they're most like not adults yet. But like said, that's really up to you and your imagination...

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    R18 part of the Incense Burner Extra 2, drawn by the manhua artist of Mo Dao Zu Shi, Luo Di Cheng Qiu, also known as Mao Tuan Xiao Jian Jian. It's not an official chapter, the artist only posted it on her Twitter & Poipiku accounts. Translations are allowed.
    Context: Second part of the series "[Manhua] Incense Burner 2"; so, maybe better to start with the first part 😉.

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    Lan Wangji returned home late that night and it seemed that Wei Ying had taken matters into her own hands in the meantime...

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    What mattered was the way he needed – always needed. And Lan Zhan always gave to him until it was enough. Until that physical hunger that had taken over his body, so foreign to his past experience, let go of his mind and let him return to himself. He didn’t really feel like himself, like this. But that was okay. Whoever this creature was, driven mad by lust, helplessly turned on by things Wei Wuxian had no objective reason to want – well, his visits were welcome.

    [a.k.a. the fic where Lan Zhan verbally degrades Wei Ying while fucking him with Bichen, and also loves him very much.]

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    What would happen if the bandage that was holding her blindfold came undone and Wei WuXian managed to see that the "Maiden" was not a Maiden?

    “Lan Zhan… Is that you…..

    It is an idea born from my shameless mind of...
    "And if this had happened?..."
    "And if I change this to another?..."
    "What would happen in the future?"

    A story with a plot different from the one we all know, where everyone's destinies change, for the better of many and for the worse of some. I will also take some temporary events from the Canon to make sense of the story, but the facts and decisions of several characters are changed, which means that many things do not end the same, giving rise to this Alternate Universe.

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    “What?” The other bartender asked, pouring Triple sec into a shaker. “I can’t think a customer is pretty?” He chuckled, reaching now for the tequila. The two worked as bartenders in an adult-targeted arcade. There were classic games such as Frogger and Pac-Man, but there was also Poker and Black Jacks- along with an open bar. You didn’t have to pay to get in, but the bouncer did check ID at the front door.

    “You can…” Nei Huaisang looked over his shoulder as if the woman could eavesdrop from so far away. His attention turned back to his coworker now shaking a mixture of ingredients, “But, you do this to just about every customer: women, men, non-binaries...”

    “Not true! I don’t flirt with Lan Zhan.” Wei Wuxian joked, pouring the margarita into a glass and proceeding to garnish it with a slice of lime.

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    “Noooooo… Anything but copying the rules. Lan Zhan, when you said you’d punish me, I thought you’d make it fun, not this!”

    Lan Wangji patiently kneels in front of him, at the other side of the table. “If you do as I ask, I promise to make it fun, after,” he says.

    “And what if I don’t?” Wei Wuxian says nonchalantly, looking away. “If I don’t do as you ask, what then?”

    Lan Wangji pointedly takes his chin, turning his face so he’s forced to look him in the eye. “You wouldn’t like that,” he says, in a tone that very much implies that Wei Wuxian would definitely like that.

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    Wangxian have themselves a fun Shizun/disciple roleplay to take Wei Wuxian's mind off a failed talisman project.

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    Fanart of Lan Zhan using Bichen on Wei Ying

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    Luo Binghe does not like the number of fans Shen Qingqiu has from Liu Qingge. He decides to make sure that his shizun's favorite fan is one he received from his favorite disciple.

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    A sequel to "My Boyfriend Caught Me Kissing Santa Claus...And Joined Us For More."

    Wel Ying and Lan Zhan wake up on midnight at Christmas to the sound of strange noises in their living room. They think that it's a burglar at first, but it turns out to Santa Claus instead, and sexy times ensue.

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    или Почему никогда не следует пренебрегать смазкой

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    Wei Wuxian finds himself alone in the Jingshi on a hot day without even his Hanguang-Jun to keep him company. He gets creative.

    Aka: Lan Wangji walks home to find his husband once again sleeping with Bìchén.

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    There's a lot of things in Wei Wuxian’s life he never intended to do. There's a lot more that he’s going to do now that he's near immortality.

    This was actually a pretty decent fuck up if he doesn't count the fact he can't feel his own ass for three weeks.

    But he accidentally created Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics and now he has to deal with it.

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    CordeNarcissus and FilthConnoisseur are honored to present Female Alpha Lan Zhan x Male Omega Wei Ying requests!

    We will only be accepting this pairing as it is suggested as female Alpha Lan Zhan x Male Omega Wei Ying, we will only accept requests where Lan Zhan tops and Wei Ying bottoms, but other then that we have no reservations so go wild! Anything you want to see will be done!

    Requests are open! Come and stop by!

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    “Bonding” - alternate ending of ep. 50, WWX and LWJ have a wholesome, fluttery confession, rated M for smooches

    “All Of You” - takes place after 1st fic, LWJ takes WWX to Gusu and Wei Ying is very grumpy, rated E for sexy time (1st time)

    “Just Practice” - AU of the cave ep. WWX & LWJ kiss as “practice for later… "ya know, for when we find somebody we love-“ aka Wei Ying clown, rated M for kisses ;)

    “Our Side” - WWX Yiling Patriarch ver. survived his “death” and captures LWJ… I didn’t expect this to be *feelings* I thought I was writing smut LOL so yah, rated F for feelings

    “Curiosity” - LWJ wonders what his hubby feels when getting fricked so he experiments, WWX catches him, fun times ensue, rated E for “OMG Lan Zhan don’t stop on my account-“

    “It’s All Fun and Games Until Your Husband Wakes Up” - exactly what is says on the tin. WWX wakes up horny and takes it out on an unsuspecting Bichen (RIP) rated E for inappropriate use of spiritual weapons

    “More Than Two” - WWX x LWJ x XY threesome with help from the incense burner… WWX flaunts his power-bottom energy, XY is both daddy & baby, and LWJ is more of a masochist than he thought… rated E for Xue Yang

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    "Wei Ying, I can explain."

    Wei Wuxian just stare, staring intently, looking like he might devour Lan Wangji the second he shut his legs to hide his slick-coated hole, freshly fucked with the handle of his ever so splendid sword, Bichen, that has been reduced into a mere sex toy. Because the act of resisting omega just makes a ravenous alpha go feral with want. Lan Wangji, still exhaustedly panting, puffing breaths, beet-red, equally staring at Wei Wuxian with a trace of embarrassment but eyes glinted with something more, something like equally wanting and yearning with desire.

    Or omega LWJ going into unexpected heat during a conference in Yunmeng, so filled with lust and hole severely wanting to be stuffed with something he resorted into Bichen's handle to fuck his ass.

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