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More than I bargained for by EgregiousEmailer
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
01 Jan 2024
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Formicophilia is the sexual interest in being crawled upon or nibbled by insects, such as ants, or other small creatures.
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The Blessing of Ole’ Saint Nick by laluxic for d0gwater1
Fandoms: ONE - Cheesy Hfj (Web Series)
30 Dec 2023
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Santa has bestowed upon you a mind-boggling present under your tree. As one would expect, things escalate.
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After Tpot and Bfb end, the announcer takes his chance to renew his game. Gathering 15(Technically 16) contestants, he placed them (attempted to) into YoyleCity, and hosts a demented game show where only few will survive.
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Pen, despite his close bonds, knows that he has to win the game. But with Tree and Eraser, 2 close 'friends', along with many other familiar contestants at stake, Pen may not be able to live with himself if he let them die.
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Wrong Place, Wrong Time by RoseQuartz101
Fandoms: Animated Inanimate Battle (Web Series)
30 Dec 2023
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Cork walks into Bone’s room at an incredibly wrong time.
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so uh cw for swearing there will be a lot of swearing. also alcohol. not alcohol ABUSE, just silly drunk activities... and minor angst here and there but mostly fluff!
feel free to make requests! no smut never smut (plus how would a soda bottle and backpack even...??) but other than that ye we good. also no excessive angst i dont. feel like writing angst rn lola lot of these arent in the very same timeline, like this isnt the same story in bits no these are all different stories lol
oh hey also. im gonna make my own interpretation of the ending sometime! so uh.. stick around maybe? :)
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- Part 1 of (hfj)ONE fics!!!!:D
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"Oh, but revenge is a dish best served cold, my dear Gold Ingot. And believe me, I've had plenty of time to plan for this very moment."
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The Smutty Christmas of Eraser and Teardrop by Secretarymany
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
26 Dec 2023
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Merry Christmas to you all and to all a good night! In this story, Teardrop is feeling pent up from not having sex with her boyfriend, Eraser, in a while and she goes over to his house on Christmas Day. Unfortunately, Eraser had already planned a video call with his friends.
Not wanting to let his girlfriend down, he proposes a solution; cockwarming until he finishes the call.
What could possibly go wrong?
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TB struggles to brush himself due to his lack of arms and Pen offers to do it for him.
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After BFB 5, X is devastated over the fact that Four, his best friend, has broken his leg. Four feels bad for causing his friend to be in this state, so he asks if he could do anything to make X feel better. X has something in mind and is determined to get his revenge alongside it.
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Tree and Tennis Ball seem to be completely independent objects from one another within TPOT. So what is the common link that brings them together? One ballpoint brained idiot who went and got half his face blown off, though by no fault on his own. Told between three different perspectives, an explosive disaster leads to unforeseen teamwork and a deliberate effort to save someone who could be easily be fixed by death and recovery— but Tree is determined to help Pen live, and maybe Tennis Ball is, too. Perhaps a new three-way friendship is in the works.
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- Part 1 of Assorted Trenisen Fics
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A Dreamlike Visit by Swis_Cheez
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), X Finds Out His Value (Short Film 2008), The Power Of Two (Web Series)
24 Dec 2023
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Four, having to face some anxiety and burn out, decides to face the person it started with. Things, however, don't necessarily go as he would expect them to.
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Astrobiology: The Guilt I have for Loving You by StarryVictory
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
23 Dec 2023
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Inspired by Cactus by Nasa Histories
Blackhole finally gets around to telling Tree what he's feeling. -
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Pillow conducts research on Book.
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After nearly four years; Teardrop finally escapes the hellhole that she found herself in...
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Oodle prepares up for the 3rd challenge
Lets just say its a bit unethical
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At least someone bothered to care (I'm glad it was you) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
14 Dec 2023
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Trophy's been locked up in his room for a few days, people are starting to get worried,, a certain cutlery item is a bit more concerned then the others.
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It Doesn't Count if I Say No Homo, Right? by Perrys_Galaxy
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
10 Dec 2023
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Seven Minutes in Heaven goes wrong, (or right)?
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- Part 1 of Trife Shenanigans
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Ruby has a special suprise for Pencil.
RUBYCIL LESBIAN ONESHOT WOWIE!!!!
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- Part 1 of FREESMART SHIPPING!!!
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in a world where their are normal objects and monster objects (some more dangerous than others.) live, everything goes wrong a terrible sickness washes over the beloved city of meepcity (roblox ref 😣).
(made by stevie but cygnet could join if they want to)
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MePad leaves II. Time passes, and they now need to learn how to move on.
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- Part 4 of MePad's Magnific Multimelodic Minuet