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Peanut Butter Jelly with a Baseball Bat by newlorian
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF, Sports RPF, Banana Ball RPF
28 Oct 2025
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What Canadian Banana Ball team? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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- Part 2 of Bananarama
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- English
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- 10,645
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- 1/1
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Want to Hear a Potassium Joke? by newlorian
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF, Sports RPF, Banana Ball RPF
01 Sep 2025
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In a world where hockey doesn’t exist, Canada gets its first Banana Ball team.
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- Part 1 of Bananarama
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The hand that sifts through his hair is gentle, and Nate angles back, relaxing as blunt nails glance across his scalp. Yeah, fuck yeah, he’s so into this. The soft morning-after shit is the absolute best.
Nate—giddy at being free to touch—goes for it with euphoric abandon, reaches out to grab a hold of that ten-out-of-ten-absolutely-zero-notes ass.
God damn.
“For what it’s worth, I think you’re handsome, too.”
Nate drags in a deep breath, satisfaction—a craving satiated—warming him as his eyes slip closed. He's full to the brim, content, wants to hang suspended here forever. It's a second, maybe two before he hears the clearing of a throat, and it sends him rocketing back to reality. His gaze snags on his laptop, eyesight blurring with sudden, narrowed focus. The tiny light indicating that his camera is active and recording is glowing, taunting in sour apple green.
Fuck.
Jesus fucking, fuck-all, fuck.
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For Sidney, it was just another way to pass the time. For Biz, it was a night he’d never forget—and one he’d probably spend the rest of his life trying to live down.
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- Part 25 of Female sidney crosby
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When active players have relationship problems, and turn up in bed with retired players in need of help, you can never be sure exactly what they're going to need.
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“What’s wrong with my dick?” says Mitch angrily.
“There’s nothing wrong with your dick!" says BizNasty, "Or at least I hope there isn’t, I don’t know shit about that. The problem is this picture.”
“What’s wrong with the picture?”
“You’re holding your dick up next to a red bull can, in really dark lighting, with dirty hockey shit in the background. That’s what's wrong with it.”
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- Part 7 of Safety in Numbers
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Tyson gets the news of his trade while on his trip to Nova Scotia to visit Nate on Canada Day. Things go downhill from there...
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- Part 5 of Nate and Tyson are in Love
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Sidney’s full drag name is Gordie Howe Hatricia Tricks, but you can call her Hatricia.
(A Rupaul's Drag Race AU)
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“Is this how most of your missions go?” Sidney asks, pushing himself up onto his knees after the Balesh guard shoved him to the dirt floor of the cell. He shrugs his shoulders back, trying to loosen the tension on his bound hands.
“Almost all,” Patrick nods.
“Exactly all,” Jonny corrects.
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Lucy was not Joffrey Lupul's type. In fact, he thought she was a judgmental bitch who had nothing in common with him other than a group of friends. Lucy thought Lupul was predictable with poor taste in women since he was unable to keep his dick in his pants. Dating was out of the question because they actively disliked each other. That is, until rocky relationships put them beside each other on bar stools. One thing leads to another, and suddenly they realize first impressions can be deceiving.
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Vegas threesomes don't really count, right?
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Taylor gives Biz a business card before he goes to get in the cab waiting outside, his face heating up as he watches Biz read it and then raise his head to smirk at Taylor.
“Is this so I can booty call you when I’m in New York?”
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It’s not like he didn’t know it was coming. But maybe he lets himself forget about it, because when Ebs tells him at the beginning of the season that he and Lauren are moving in together next year, it feels like a sucker punch.
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Biz lets his actions do the talking.
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- Part 2 of subversion
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If being with Taylor means he's a bad alpha, Biz never wants to be a good one.
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- Part 1 of subversion
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When Taylor's season ends with a game 5 loss to the Bruins, Biz calls him with an offer he doesn't refuse.
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The LA Kings Twitter/Columbus Blue Jackets Twitter fic that had to happen.
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Biz takes Beyonce's advice. (Or in other words, post-wedding fic.)
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- Part 3 of Snippet-verse
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Paul, Paul had gone soaring with him, searching for the moon, just as Taylor had always wanted to do.
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- Part 3 of Spirit Animal
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- English
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Or: 10 Times People Discover Segs Did Amateur Porn and One Time Something Comes of It
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Paul is still trying to put Taylor back together.