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    “What should I do?” Franklyn whines. His voice continues to grate on your ears. Every remark that comes from his lips is dripping in misguided arrogance and misplaced hero worship. “He hates me.”

    “Chef Lecter?” you ask incredulously. Franklyn nods. “I don’t think he cares enough to feel any particular way about you,” you say, the words slipping from your lips before you can stop them. There’s a whisper of a dark laugh from far away, an amused exhale of breath.

    Chef Hannibal Lecter is a world renowned chef praised for his innovative dishes. He’s won numerous awards and his restaurant, Hawthorn, reflects his talents. There’s something off about him, though. It isn’t until you’re seated in Hawthorn, a distance away from the door guarded by security workers and looking down at a breadless bread plate, that you begin to connect the dots.

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    Katherine wasn't the first sous-chef to give Slowik an idea.

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    Chef Julian Slowik sets his sights on making you something much more than his next sous.

    Kinktober Prompt: Power play, dom/sub

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    the people who hire erin for her services are varied. sometimes, it's regular guys - sweet mostly, a little lonely. good to her, overall, here and then offering pot, pills, or a bump of coke in addition to her cash. more often than that, though, it's an older man, usually rich and lined with an austere suit jacket, who can't bring himself to confront his sexuality, and who wants erin to pretend she is his daughter.

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    Chef wants Margot to try something.

    Set before Asbestos Hands.

    Promptober 2023
    Day Fourteen: Experiment

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    A Insert AU: The grand opening of a high class, Island restaurant in the Danceverse, Dined AND led by human forces.
    And when the Four Coaches who saved the danceverse get a invite from one of the humans, they jump on the opportunity.
    They were hungry for food, but they are gonna get filled with emotions.

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    My take on how easy or hard it would be for the boys to take care of problems in a multitude of horror films. May get a little violent throughout.

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    Julian invites Margot to taste some of his more experimental cooking.

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    An exclusive evening on Hawthorn Island awaits Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter. Best not to underestimate your guests, Chef Slowik.

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    **This is the SFW version of my fic The Menu/The Design**

    An exclusive evening on Hawthorn Island awaits Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter. Best not to underestimate your guests, Chef Slowik.

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    Draco tunes them all out, watching as they fly through the water, when familiarity on his glass catches his eyes. The writing – because it’s writing, he realises, when he brings the glass closer – is barely there, blink and you'd miss it. But he would never miss it: the writing is in his dreams, under his fingernails, in his blood.
    It’s runes.

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    The Malfoy-Black Foundation is celebrating its 25th anniversary. But why does the whole staff consist of Hogwarts graduates? And why does Chef Evans seem familiar?

    Harry Potter meets The Menu (2022)

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    The Menu but with characters from Wednesday! (and other Addam's family movies)

    WARNING! SPOILERS FOR THE MENU (I highly recommend watching it first)

    Enid Sinclair and her date Ajax Petrolpolus travel by boat to Hawthorne, an exclusive restaurant owned and operated by celebrity chef Wednesday Addams, located on a private island. But soon, things start to go wrong...

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    Margot takes another drag on her cigarette. The smoke puffs into the air in a small, controlled version of the explosion she'd seen minutes before. The cheese from the burger isn't melted anymore; it's started to solidify just a little. Her teeth still sink through it with ease as she takes the penultimate bite.

    She throws the last chip to a passing seagull. The bird is uninterested and the chip falls into the ocean.

    "Throwing food, Margot? Tsk."

    Her head jerks up; Slowik is standing there on the shore, pristine, not a mark on him. Margot's eyes flicker, just for a moment, back to the destroyed restaurant.

    "Thought you were gonna die, too?" She questions.

    He blinks. "You didn't. Why should I?"

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    "It's past midnight." she points out, putting a hand on his shoulder, "You going to bed soon?"

    He shakes his head, turning back to his computer, "Probably not. You know me." he says with a short laugh, "You get some sleep, though. I'll see you in the morning."

    Felicity frowns at his refusal, even though she fully expected it. She knows that she should just leave him and go to bed, she needs sleep, too, but she hates seeing him overwork himself like this. So, she pulls up a chair from the side of the room and sits next to him, "I'm not moving until you go to bed."

    Or, George is a workaholic and Felicity tries to get him to go to bed. Keyword: tries.
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    The fluff I promised after the angst that was my last George & Felicity fic <3

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    Vignette series following Julian and Margot as they recover from their night at Hawthorn and reconcile with horror and unforgivable attraction.

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    "I don't look the same."
    "You don't have to. I know it's you."
    No disguise can mask him from her. She knows his soul. The essence of him which has not been eroded by fire, rather forged within it.

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    "Oh, everyone dying was my pitch actually. Super proud of it."

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    A strained father and son confront past disappointments and unfulfilled expectations in the tense confines of a kitchen.

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    “You’ll eat less than you desire, and more than you deserve.”

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    It's been three years since her would-be wedding night. Grace, now a certified trauma counselor, is called to the scene when the police find a survivor after Hawthorne goes up in flames. She goes because it's her job. She stays because she falls in love.

     

    Femslash February Day 13: Free day

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    Sure, Tyler was a pretentious bastard, but when Hannibal received a call from him inviting him to attend Hawthorn Island's The Menu, Hannibal couldn't find it in him to decline. He loved the opportunity for a fun night, of course.

     

    A crossover between NBC Hannibal and The Menu (2022).

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