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Northern Bound by ItsAly
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live Sketches, Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
29 Nov 2025
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In January of 1865, a small pirate ship set sail on the oceans of Enbici. In November of 1865, these pirates began kidnapping hostages. And in January of 1866, the captain of that pirate ship died, and a captain-less pirate crew was left with ten hostages. What do they do with them now?
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Just Like Heaven by xhyejinx
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live RPF, Saturday Night Live Sketches, Portlandia (TV)
29 Nov 2025
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She was watching Steven Universe on her phone and he wanted nothing more than to stay by her side the whole night.
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Alyssa was never one for romance, she always read and pinned for it in her novels. Until she met Grant of all people, a hunk who loved sports, partying, beer, and slowly but surely, her. Grant knew they were opposites but that didn't stop him from feeling a special attraction to her. Being with her felt just like heaven. -
Rule Number Three by SaccharineSapphicSweetheart
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live RPF
19 Nov 2025
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"And tell him rule number three, baby, tell him what you always tell me!"
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Grant comes home wearing a new pair of shorts and it sets Alyssa off.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,015
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 27
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【柴科】What do you mean by you bought me fake blood lube? by 7liang_24
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live RPF
01 Nov 2025
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本文含有大量血液描写 微量暴力描写！慎重点击！慎重点击啊！！
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我是谁。。
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RISK! by orphan_account
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live RPF, Saturday Night Live
09 Oct 2025
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Cleo Vanderfell is SNL's spunkiest newest cast member, but what happens when she flirts with the wrong person.
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- English
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- 657
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 64
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Honey Sticking to Your Hands, Sugar on The Rim by queebee
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live RPF
24 Sep 2025
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When a sketch falls through between dress rehearsal and the live show, Seth is left with the opportunity to take one for the team, or crack under the pressure of gender identity issues he didn’t even know he had.
Put that closeted man in drag, it won’t unlock kinks he didn’t know he had. Or it will!
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Big cities grow loneliness like sidewalks grow weeds. Everyone wants to be wanted. He likes that Stefon doesn’t make him pretend to be interesting. Stefon’s interesting enough for them both.
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Seth starts letting Stefon kiss him.
Things escalate from there.
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This Mission Has Everything by SpinachEggiesAndToast
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, Weekend Update (SNL)
04 Sep 2025
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Kevin and Arnold go on Weekend Update
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- Part 4 of TBoM week 2025
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曼哈顿悬日（Manhattanhenge） 是美国纽约市曼哈顿网格状街道上出现的独特自然现象。每年有四次，日落（或日出）的阳光会与东西向的街道完美对齐，灿烂的夕阳仿佛“悬挂”在街道尽头的高楼之间，景象无比壮观。
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 2,091
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
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- 81
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i really hope you’re on my side (i really hope you get it) by hyperfixated_loser_lesbian
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL)
14 Aug 2025
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~ ALTERNATE UNIVERSE ~
Seth works as one of two radio hosts for his university’s radio. Simple, right? Wrong. After his best friend Andy quit as his radio partner (aka, betraying him), the slot for Seth’s new radio partner is empty. And, surprisingly, it’s filled in no time.
Stefon used to do…well, nothing, at his university, but, after being cornered by his friend Shy about the slot for a radio host, he decided to go for it, just for shits and giggles, you know?
Little did either of them know, they would soon meet the loves of their lives.
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(ENG) Quizás, porqué by voidadjacent
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
13 Aug 2025
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Just a collection of snippets of Michael and Colin's life, before and during their relationship. Mostly fluff.
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(ESP) Quizas, porqué by voidadjacent
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
13 Aug 2025
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Simplemente una colección de fragmentos de la vida de Michael y Colin, antes y durante su relación (desordenados, según que me pinte escribir ese día).
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Live From New York! by mspixiedust
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live RPF, Saturday Night Live Sketches
28 Jul 2025
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Aurora is a rising singer with her first Grammy nominations, a sold-out tour behind her, and a career that's just getting started. She's focused, a little guarded, and way too busy for distractions - especially the charming, older, talk-show-host kind.
Then comes her SNL debut. And Seth Meyers.
What starts as a couple of harmless jokes and backstage conversations quickly turns into something she can't quite name. He's witty, recently single, and completely disarming. She's trying to keep things professional, but the banter is addictive, the timing all wrong, and the connection undeniable.
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Could be Your All, But You Figured Me Out in The Bathroom Stall by queebee
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
02 Jul 2025
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Seth Meyers is a deeply successful writer on saturday night live, but deep down his work is riddled with anxieties. A desire to be truly irreplaceable and stable. With Andy Samberg, he feels that.
+ What happens when a few too many drinks leads to a confession better left unsaid (or not??)
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Stefon still wants to stay in this reality forever, he thinks, smiling. And based on how Seth’s smiling back at him after kissing literally every part of his neck and shoulders, like, again, so does he.
or: things still feels like a dream to Stefon.
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- Part 2 of evil anon's stefon-verse
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such small scenes by sethon (sethmeyers)
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
30 May 2025
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'Cause I'm not like you
I know no family
None other than you
So please don't fight meOr: It's been about a year, and Seth is still learning new things about Stefon. He loves it, and he loves him.
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“I’m sorry, Seth Meyers,” he breathes, syllables catching in his throat as he gets closer. “Stefon’s thinking of you again.”
alternatively: the author is not okay and this tag is subject to it.
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- Part 1 of evil anon's stefon-verse
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如果Colin Jost在测谎时问出口了。
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非常短的柴科小段子，就当是另一个世界线的柴科
- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
- Words:
- 1,163
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 26
- Hits:
- 248