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    “My– my name is Phil Lester,” he says and he shouldn’t. He shouldn’t pause to wait for a response, to wait for recognition, but he does.

    There is none.

    “I need some– I need some legal advice?”

    “Yes, that is sort of what I figured when you called my law firm."

    Phil wakes up in an alternate reality where Dan and he have never met and does the only thing he can think of doing: Finding Dan.

    (And then not stopping to bother him.)

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    22 Nov 2025

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    "Lestat," he snarled, hoped his voice didn’t break again, "This’s not how this is gonna go."

     

    Lestat made a sound like a scoff. "Mon cher," he sighed, "You can drop the act now."

     

    It was unacceptable, how much Lestat could see through him. So unacceptable that it was humiliating. "There is no act," he got out.

     

    Louis' and Lestat's wedding night.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    ☁️✨ (@babymoonlight):
    i’m so sorry i ever made fun of you mr vampire lestat lesander de lioncourt i love u i hope louis kisses ur lil head and tucks you in under a blanket u deserve the world idc

    ama 🍣 (@lilsushiroll):
    he should still die imo

    vamp stan idc 🦷 (aloevampita):
    he’s already dead keep UP you look like an idiot someone already went nom nom on his neck centuries ago you’re too late

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    24 Sep 2025

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    Merlin has a hickey. It’s dark violet and sits just beneath his right ear and he’s trying to cover it up with a red neckerchief. Arthur only knows it’s there because he saw it this morning when Merlin padded towards the bathroom. The hickey must be painful, because all throughout the day, Merlin keeps rubbing his fingers beneath the neckerchief, digging them into the muscles of his neck. His eyes get a bit glassy when he does it, like he’s enjoying the ache of it and Arthur? Arthur can’t look away.

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    Written for Kinkalot 2023 - Bingo Fill for Biting/Marking
    See Warnings in Notes, thx.

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    04 Aug 2025

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    “You have got to be kidding me.”

    “Well,” Merlin said faintly, “they are very straight-forward instructions.”

    Arthur glared at the cave wall in front of him as if it would make the words change. In fact, Merlin could have sworn they etched themselves deeper.

    Leave in peace by uttering my spell
    Agor y fynedfa gudd


    Merlin may just have been having the worst day of his life.


    OR: Merlin and Arthur end up in a sorcerer’s cave. The only way out is by using magic. Neither of them like the idea very much. Arthur ends up surprising Merlin (and possibly himself as well). It escalates from there.

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    28 Aug 2025