18 Works by AI07
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Au + Ag by AI07
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Mortal Kombat X/11
30 Aug 2021
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When a new and unforeseen development arises between a certain pair of Earthrealmers, a slightly alarmed Kotal Kahn is prompted to reach out to Raiden, who is more than willing to offer the emperor some advice and peace of mind (and give him a couple of grey hairs in the process).
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A Babysitter's Dozen by AI07
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
17 Jul 2017
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"Now it is a strange thing, but things that are good to have and days that are good to spend are soon told about, and not much to listen to; while things that are uncomfortable, palpitating, and even gruesome, may make a good tale, and take a deal of telling anyway" – The Hobbit, A Short Rest
According to Bilbo Baggins' writings, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield spent two weeks in Rivendell – two weeks that Thorin and his Dwarvish companions would prefer not to talk about.
After a particular spell goes awry, Bilbo and Gandalf are suddenly saddled with thirteen baby Dwarves. They can only return to normal at the end of fourteen days. The real problem is that they age up every three days.
It's one thing to handle babies, but can Bilbo and Gandalf deal with troublesome Dwarf toddlers, unruly children, rebellious and broody teenagers, and spirited young adults in the space of fourteen days?
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- Part 4 of Company of Outlaws, Family of In-laws
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The Resolutions Project by AI07
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
03 Jun 2017
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To make the journey bearable for Bilbo (and for each other), Thorin and Company assign each other resolutions at Gandalf's insistence:
Dwalin – must show his soft side.
Balin – must be less pessimistic.
Fíli and Kíli – must not get anyone, including themselves, into trouble.
Ori – must try to break out of his shell and be more assertive.
Nori – must not steal anyone's possessions.
Dori – must fuss less over Ori.
Óin – must not swear.
Glóin – must try to control his temper.
Bofur – must not drink.
Bifur – must court his One if he wants Bofur to stick to his resolution.
Bombur – must not sneak food when everyone's back is turned.
Thorin – must spend more time with Bilbo.How hard can it be?
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- Part 2 of Company of Outlaws, Family of In-laws
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If I Could Steal One Final Glance by AI07
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat (Video Games), mortal kombat x
21 Jun 2015
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To all eyes, Erron Black is a soulless, heartless mercenary with only money on his mind and who could care less about other human beings.
But that's not entirely true. There was one person he truly did care about and who, in his eyes, meant the world to him.
Too bad Erron never got the opportunity to look him in the eye again before he departed for the next life.
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Hollow by AI07
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat (Video Games), mortal kombat x
21 May 2015
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To endure broken promises, you might as well be shot by a bullet.
Same thing - both painful.
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Black Velvet by AI07
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat (Video Game), mortal kombat x
10 May 2015
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""I don't drink alcohol."
Erron Black lifted an amused eyebrow. "Odd, considering that I found you here."
"I don't drink at all, certainly not with the likes of you," Jin said firmly now, breaking free of Erron's hold.
"I suppose I will have to convert you," the gun-slinger murmured."
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About Last Night by AI07 for madness_on_the_milano
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
14 Feb 2015
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Sometimes a wild drunken night can leave many unanswered questions the next morning, as well as hangovers. After spending a night at the local inn in Bree, hangovers are the least of the Company of Thorin's Oakenshield's worries.
For example, why are the Men of Bree suddenly afraid of Ori? How did Kíli end up in a dress? Where on Middle Earth is Glóin's locket, and who is the person responsible for the love bite on Thorin Oakenshield's neck?
But the real question on everyone's mind is: what happened last night?
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- Part 6 of Company of Outlaws, Family of In-laws
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Traditions by AI07
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
31 Dec 2014
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Yuletide is a time of celebration, and, of course, spending time with close friends and family.
It is also a time of practising many traditions, such as baking gingerbread men, decorating the tree and kissing under the mistletoe, to name a few.
For Bilbo Baggins and the Company of Thorin Oakenshield, their first Yuletide celebration together in Erebor will be one that they will cherish and will never forget (or rather, Gandalf will never let them forget, because they certainly will not remember much after all the eggnog that they drank).
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- Part 5 of Company of Outlaws, Family of In-laws
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Vegetable Soup for the Lovesick Soul by AI07 for madness_on_the_milano
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
22 Dec 2014
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The Hobbit that Gandalf has recruited as the Company's burglar both intrigues and irritates Thorin Oakenshield. He, with his copper-coloured curly hair, his fuzzy-haired feet, his bright eyes and the rather prissy, prim-and-proper and altogether Hobbitish air he gives off, mystifies the Dwarf king to the point of annoyance and wonder.
It irks him. It confuses him. Befuddles him like an unsolvable riddle.
But why? After all, Bilbo Baggins is just a meagre burglar that looks more like a grocer than anything else – an unwanted, tag-along member who can barely recognise royalty when he sees it. Thorin Oakenshield hates him.
And yet, somewhere very deep inside the ice-cold chamber that is his heart, the Dwarf likes him, too. Or does he? He can't quite decide at this point in time. Which, of course, is driving the other Dwarves crazy.
Not that Bifur is complaining, though. After all, this is the only time that he can get one of these bloody Dwarves to eat his vegetable soup.
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Every Rose Has Its Thorns by AI07
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
06 Oct 2014
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First they trooped into Rivendell, slovenly and foul-mouthed and just altogether Dwarvish. Then it was the disastrous dinner, where he had to stand back and watch as they threw food all over the place (and nearly at his head). Then they had the gall to desecrate one of the fountains by bathing in it!
But now? Now he has to contend with these Dwarves committing acts of debauchery, finding them in all sorts of compromising positions from the library to the wine cellars?
What did Lindir ever do to deserve this?
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- Part 3 of Company of Outlaws, Family of In-laws
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Hobbit Hole Haven Dot Net by AI07 for akblake
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
28 Sep 2014
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Fíli and Kíli discover the wonderful world of fanfiction.
That is to say, Hobbit fanfiction.
Specifically, Hobbit slash fanfiction.
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Matchmaker by AI07
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
15 Jun 2014
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Bilbo Baggins didn't expect to accompany 13 Dwarves as their official burglar on a perilous journey to reclaim a kingdom.
He doubly didn't expect to be playing matchmaker among these Dwarves as well.
Nor did he expect to find love of his own.
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- Part 1 of Company of Outlaws, Family of In-laws
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What Does The Fox Say? (Fanart) by AI07
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
09 Jun 2014
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What does the fox say?
Ask Nori, he'll tell you.Parody fanart of Ylvis' "The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?)".
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Under Lock And Key by AI07
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
04 Jun 2014
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Like any treasure in his keep, a thief guards his heart just as carefully. He will protect it at all costs against the hands of enemies and the sticky fingers of strangers who try to get too close to him.
So why does this strange hat-wearing Dwarf insist on wanting to break in, and why in Mahal's name won't he take 'no' for an answer?
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That's No Lass, That's My Brother! by AI07
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
18 May 2014
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“What is this? Your brother?”
“That is my wife.”
Glóin is thoroughly scandalised when that tree-loving Elf likens the image of his wife to his brother.
Óin is not amused, either.
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Return The Favour by AI07 for badskippy
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
11 May 2014
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When Bifur received his near-fatal injury at the Battle of Azanulbizar, a young healer made it his priority to take care of him at all costs.
Years later, after the Company's encounter with the Goblins and Azog, Bifur decides to return the favour.
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Scars Beyond The Blade by AI07
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
13 Apr 2014
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Bifur is the one Dwarf that Bilbo does not know very well. In fact, the Hobbit tries to steer clear of the dazed, axe-embedded Dwarf as much as possible.
But when he begins to notice Bifur withdrawing more and more into himself, shutting out even his family, and he stumbles upon the Dwarf butchering his arm with a bloody knife ...
How can the Hobbit avoid him now?
A retelling of "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey", and will likely extend to the rest of the trilogy.
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Âzyungâlh by AI07
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
07 Apr 2014
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Glóin never thought he had to share his beloved brother with anyone, least of all with a certain feisty, Khuzdûl-speaking Dwarf with an Orc axe sticking out of his head.