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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    “I’ve been overworking you all. I— Sometimes I forget you’re not like me, and I expect deital feats of you, when I know I shouldn’t.”

    Killer snorts again, “That ain’t even a real word.”

    “I dunno if… that’s a compliment or not,” Horror mutters, ignoring Killer’s remark and wringing the trash between her phalanges.

    Nightmare grabs one of her hands and pulls it closer, presses her teeth to the back of it. “It shouldn’t be. But you keep pulling off miracles for me.”

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    13 Sep 2024

  2. Rec *

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    Technoblade is a human, abducted against his will and kept in a black market.
    Phil, Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo are looking for something to protect them from pirates.

    Or: Humans are Space Orcs and Wilbur thinks one would make a good guard dog.
    Lots of miscommunication and a mix of perspectives.

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    21 Mar 2024

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    “You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.

    “He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.

    “He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”

    “Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”

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    Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.

    Phil has a different plan.

    (In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)

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    30 Mar 2022

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    (Yes the title is from sofia the first, yes I'm laughing at it, I find it funny-)

    In which Phil has created the Antarctic Empire from the ground up and takes in Techno and Wilbur along the way, and raises them while also ruling his kingdom. Tommy, sixteen, lives with Tubbo in an orphanage, the two of them running around in the cold streets of their town.

    After a hectic day of getting separated from Tubbo, getting into a few fights, and ending up in an entirely new town, he comes across Phil, and saves him from an assassination attempt by smashing a plate over someone's head.

    So then both Techno and Wilbur decide to see who this kid is, and Tommy sure is endearing, in the way that the first time they spy on him, he starts a fight in an alleyway over a bag of cookies.

    (and then Tommy basically gets kidnapped into the royal family, but like, legally, y’know?)

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    01 Nov 2021

  5. Rec *

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    “People like us,” Logan had once remarked to Virgil. “Are statistical anomalies.”

    (Almost) Everyone in the world has powers. As for those who don’t, well, they’re such a small part of the population - only 0.04% - why would anyone care about them?

    Ever since he realized what people mean when they call him Powerless, Virgil Sanders has tried to fight back against the system that oppresses people like him, Patton, and Logan. When Patton’s bakery is targeted in a hate crime, he finally snaps. With the help of a mysterious sponsor, Virgil becomes a villain, ready to remake a broken society. The only thing standing in his way is the world’s most Powerful (and infuriatingly charming) superhero: The Prince, who is hiding the fact that his gilded life isn’t as perfect as it may seem.

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    31 Jan 2019

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