A_SimpleChair
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What would you do if you woke up in an 12-year-old's body with adult memories and the knowledge that you're supposed to be a villain?
A 34-year-old mother from 2025 dies and awakens as Petunia Evans in 1971. She knows exactly how this story is supposed to go—Petunia becomes bitter, magic-hating, and crucial to Harry Potter's survival. So she tries to change nothing. Stay invisible. Let events unfold.
Then she gets Sorted into Slytherin.
Now she's mastering magic she's not supposed to have, forming impossible friendships across house lines, and discovering that erasing a child's memories comes with consequences no one warned her about. Her Seer visions are getting darker, her failed Animagus transformation is changing her into something inhuman, and her desperate attempts to preserve the timeline are creating entirely new disasters.
Some knowledge is too dangerous to keep. Some futures are too important to save.
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She lazily averted her gaze from the ceiling, pitch black hair falling like a cascade through the limits of the blue victorian settee, grey eyes as haunting as those of a hound. Looking straight at him. Like she was only waiting for him to turn before she stuck her dainty sharp canines into the soft flesh of his neck.
When Severus looked at her face, all he saw was trouble.
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Severus is obliged to face Sirius Black again after twelve years.
fem!sirius black
Bookmarked by A_SimpleChair
29 Sep 2025
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I really like this one. Everything is angsty and angry and delicious. So fun. (15)
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Well At Least I’m a Magic Pirate Now: Internship by Jerynboe
Fandoms: Pathfinder (Roleplaying Game), Skulls and Shackles adventure path
10 Dec 2025
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I must have gone just a little bit too hard last night, because I woke up in the hold of a pirate ship. My mouth tastes like shit, words are crawling across my vision telling me to do things, and I have to join a pirate crew or die. I like to look at the bright side of things: hot girls, magic powers, and a HuD that promises rewards if I play along.
I could complain, but hey, at least I’m a magic pirate now.Makes use of the Skulls and Shackles adventure path for its bones, but like any DM I take massive sweeping liberties. Multiple 3rd party sources used, most prominently spheres of power and Pact Magic
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- Part 1 of At Least I’m a Magic Pirate Now
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My heart is a fist of barbed wire by dwellingondreams
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2019
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"Now I have three heads: one for speech, one for sex, and one for second guessing." - Analicia Sotelo. 'South Texas Persephone'.
Her door clicks open and nearly clips her in the face. It could be a sudden draft, but Amy is doubtful. Her fist clenches shut around the marble. It is pretty. She could look at it for hours, the way it catches the light. It’s almost like a sweet. Want curls up in her chest like a cat. She thinks she’ll keep it. A gift from the big grey orphanage, just to her.
“That’s mine,” comes a thin, cold voice, and she sees the boy across the hall for the first time. His room is directly across from hers. He is pretty, she thinks, like a drawing from a book. The lines of his face are smooth and pale. His hair is dark and neatly parted. He holds himself very rigidly, like a miniature soldier or a wind-up toy. “That’s mine,” he repeats, sharply.
(In which Tom Riddle is not the only strange child to come out of Wool's.)
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- Part 1 of Barbed Wire, Grass Crown