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    “Nah,” Bucky pats him away. “Wasn’t doing anything. Just looking at the sky. Waiting for sunrise. It’s pretty.”

    “You sound like a vampire who’s just discovered sunscreen.”

    “You sound like Drew Carey on that shitty improv show.” Bucky counters. Sam decides not to question where or why Bucky has consumed that piece of information.

    “It’s not that shitty.”

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    A morning on the dock, Bucky and Sam skip stones.

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    24 Apr 2021

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    “And this?” Nandor steps closer to the granite countertop and points to the contraption by the sink. “This delightful-looking instrument of torture. Does the house come with this?”

    Marcus bites his lip.

    Guillermo hears the question from where he’s opened the absolutely gigantic refrigerator and has his head stuck inside to assess its measurements. For very normal, non-nefarious purposes, of course. He pops his head back out. “Oh, that’s the banana keeper, babe,” he says.

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    After showing fifty-three houses and producing zero offers, Guillermo and Nandor's unsuspecting real estate agent finally stumbles on the perfect goth place for a vampire and his slayer boyfriend. Little does he know that tonight will be his lucky night for the house-hunting duo.

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    30 Mar 2021

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    They make a kinda bizarre couple, some sweater guy and his boyfriend dressed like he made all his clothes out of curtains. They always sit on opposite sides of the booth and don’t talk much, or hold hands or make gooey eyes at each other.

     

    A lot of people have a lot of opinions about Nandor and Guillermo's relationship. They are various degrees of correct.

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    29 Mar 2021

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    Twenty year old Guillermo has just moved into the house and is adjusting to his new surroundings. One night, Guillermo asks Nandor a question with a very long and disturbing answer.

    "This was the arrangement Nandor insisted on after Guillermo bombarded him with questions every night as an eager new familiar. One question per week, predicated on completed chores. Guillermo had thought about what his question would be all week. He swallowed and asked, “When did you turn your other familiars?”

    “This will be requiring a long answer. Sit,” Nandor said."

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    24 Mar 2021

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    Nandor sees a new side of Guillermo after his familiar helps him with a particularly resilient meal in his crypt. Very, very late Valentine's Day fic.

    Answers the question: "Why did Nandor finally decide to make the glitter portrait?"

    "Nandor hummed contentedly, brushing his nose affectionately against Guillermo’s hair, happy that Guillermo’s arms encircled him too.

    How could he possibly convey to Guillermo everything that he meant to him? How could he keep his Guillermo close and sweet and devoted forever?
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    17 Mar 2021