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A simple mix-up in laundry leaves Harry suffering.
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08 May 2024
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“Well, the way I see it, there’s due to be a long, boring fuck,” he starts speaking, allowing his palms to wander meaninglessly across Harry’s body, “boring ‘cause, see, there’s no Narnia I can show you—”
“I beg to differ.”
“—and ‘cause you have quite an extensive list of honeypots,” Eggsy leans in to heave all his weight against Harry’s forearms, pressing him into the mattress, “that were much more fun that—”
“Perusing my case files again?”
“—I can offer, but,” ignoring Harry’s comments, Eggsy finishes, staring right into his eyes, deadpanned, “that doesn’t mean I won’t try me best, right?”
Or: Harry asks Eggsy to top him. Eggsy is glad (and a bit nervous) to follow.
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01 May 2024
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The king is dead. Long live the king - by nearly-forgotten, dusty clause.
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30 Apr 2024
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Eggsy takes out the medal in slightly worse circumstances, asking for a miracle.
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30 Apr 2024
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In Kenya, Eggsy falls off a flight of stairs. Or: lessons in cohabitation.
Eggsy discovers the joys of a home-cooked meal among many other things.
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29 Apr 2024
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"They think you paid me to be here," hisses Eggsy.
Harry stares at him. "I made your favorite dinner and I have to let your wretched beast sleep on the bed for a month," he says flatly.
"No, they think you paid me to be here," says Eggsy.
"My dear boy," says Harry, "do you think all these third wives married my classmates out of the purity of their affections?"
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- Part 1 of hartwin trash
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29 Apr 2024
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Part one: (is a kind of soft sugarbaby thing)
It could be said that Eggsy has developed a taste for the finer things.
Eggsy is one of the finer things, as far as Harry's concerned: he deserves to be treated as such. And Harry's willing to put his money where his mouth is.
Part two: (is the unsurprising FinDom escalation)
Eggsy does that ruefully-considering face beloved of plumbers and mechanics everywhere. That gonna have to order a part, mate, purse of the lips; that calculating labour on a bank holiday suck of the teeth, and finally fixes Harry with a look that is unambiguous: this’ll cost you."Fair exchange is no robbery, hey?"
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- 2/2
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28 Apr 2024
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Luck comes back to himself with a snap. They're surrounded by bodies. He can smell the blood.
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28 Apr 2024
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Magic Maketh Man by Brokenpitchpipe for yishaqeni
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Feb 2024
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It takes Eggsy three seconds to tear his eyes off the feed, slam the laptop shut, apparate to Harry’s side, and somehow manage to get back to St. Mungo’s with the added weight.
It takes him another two minutes to realize that Harry’s glasses are still on his face, and the tiny little LED atop the brow is still blinking obediently.
Merlin’s goddamn balls. He’s fucked.
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28 Apr 2024
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Considering their occupation, it was a wonder Eggsy and Hary had time for sex at all-- but they always made it work. Frequently in rather unconventional ways.
(Kinktober 2017 featuring Hartwin!)
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28 Apr 2024
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Undercover operations required seamless cooperation between the agents involved. That’s why, when Harry ambushes Eggsy in plain daylight to snog him like he needs it more than he needs air, Eggsy doesn’t jerk in surprise.
But it’s a close call. Because what the actual buggering fuck?
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28 Apr 2024
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He liked watching people dress, he liked undressing them, the psychology of it isn’t particularly complex and he’d never felt an ounce of shame for it.
That was how he used to feel, until he dressed Eggsy.
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- Part 1 of Messers Galahad
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28 Apr 2024
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The man sprawled on the hot Kentucky pavement isn’t dead. He’s just taking his sweet time dying.
Eggsy glances at the sky and shifts his weight on his back foot to wait. It’s not as if either of them has anywhere to be.
Death is patient like that.
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28 Apr 2024
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The machine is on top of him, its small blue thighs barely able to straddle his wide, still-bleeding stomach. For better or for worse, it doesn't seem to have noticed that he's conscious yet, instead caught up in itself... quite literally so.
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03 Oct 2023
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The Ark by rfsmiley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Aug 2019
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We’ve all been assuming that it takes them 6,000 years to figure it out, but what if it takes 6,300?
Or: the ineffable husbands evacuate a dying Earth.Series
- Part 1 of Ineffable Husbands in Space
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05 Aug 2023
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10 Jan 2023
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Twenty-Five to Life by neveralarch for DesdemonaKaylose
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
10 Mar 2020
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Or, When Primus Put Your Hand in Mine, There Weren't Supposed to Be Handcuffs.
Starscream's on a short road to prison when he meets his sparkmate. Things can only get better from there.
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31 Dec 2022
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Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.
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- Part 4 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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29 Nov 2017
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Swindle's found some more uses for one of his bodyguards, Dirge.
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13 Jun 2017
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Even the leader of the team falls prey to the most basic of programming from time to time. Unfortunately, Optimus Prime is either too proud or too foolish to ask for help. Good thing the rest of the team is there to help him.
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13 Jun 2017