8 Works by AggressiveWhenStartled in Spider-Man - All Media Types
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SHOCKING! Spiderman's Alien Baby: Friendly Neighborhood Hero and His Hanukkah Blessing by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Dec 2022
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“Happy Hanukkah,” Ned said. Peter could hear him typing, presumably pulling up classified medical documents from Mr. Stark’s system about the Diplomatic Space Incident the previous night. “You got…eight days of quarantine.”
“Aunt May is going to kill me,” Peter moaned.
“She’ll have time to calm down,” Ned said, trying to sound helpful. “You really got, like, two weeks. But eight days sounded funnier.”
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Bucky Barnes and the Embarrassment of Spidermen by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Dec 2020
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“Peter,” Steve said into the table. “Please tell me you didn’t bring home someone from Tony’s alternate dimension.”
“Of course I didn’t,” Peter said, looking indignant. “I wouldn’t do that. I brought him to your place.”
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- Part 2 of The Old Codgers Greatest Hits Album
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Drive It Like You Stole It: A Bodyswap by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
12 Jul 2019
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Steve had gone fully red-faced with pedantic altar-boy fury. “Did your computer forget how to Google translate?” he bellowed, sticking his head up and over. Bucky yanked him down again. “What are you even trying to say?”
Bucky tried to shake the sparkles off the grenade he had been planning on lobbing over the divider. “It sounded like Latin to me,” he said reasonably, pursing his lips and frowning at the explosive. It dripped a sparkle, and a puff of purple smoke curled up where it hit the concrete.
“That’s because you spent Sunday school flirting with Sarah Cunningham,” Steve accused, bobbing back up to throw his shield and ducking back down to dodge a shining ball of blue light. “You wouldn’t know Latin if it came up and kissed you on your ugly mug.”
“I’d sure know it if Sarah Cunningham did, though.” Bucky grinned, struck by the memory. “That gal really knew what she was doing.”
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- Part 1 of The Old Codgers Greatest Hits Album
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Make It Till You Fake It by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Feb 2019
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“Ned,” Peter said, like a drowning man sighting land. “Ned. Captain America and the Winter Soldier are fake dating right now and it is the most painfully awkward and obvious thing I have ever seen, all of us want to die, Ned.”
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Super Soldier Drug Reactions and Other Engineering Failures by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
23 Dec 2015
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Beside Natasha, Steve’s phone buzzed facedown on the table. After the last text, he’d hastily flipped the screen over and stared straight ahead like he’d been caught talking in church.
Clint nudged him with his elbow. “Better check that,” he murmured. “Could be important.”
Everyone at the table pretended they weren’t looking as Steve hesitantly turned his phone over, blushed so hard his ears looked like they’d been boiled, and slapped it back down again.
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- Part 4 of Workplace Hazards
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Bucky Barnes Fucks His Boss, And Other Challenges Of Command by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Captain America (Movies)
28 Nov 2015
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“Okay,” That Idiot Parker acknowledged, hands together at his mouth like he was about to start praying. “So I take full responsibility for this situation.”
“Oh,” Bucky snarled, “great.” His wrist plates clicked up and down as he shifted his grip on the damn rifle, now smeared in grit, blood, and dog spit. Dog spit. The headache pounding at his temples blossomed into a full explosion right behind his eyes. “Don’t worry,” he assured Peter, blinking back the pain, “I already blamed you way before this point.”
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- Part 3 of Workplace Hazards
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Steve Rogers' Perfect Ass and Other Workplace Dangers by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
31 Aug 2015
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Bucky Barnes was a violent, jealous asshole and they were all going to die and was that idiot Peter still filming.
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- Part 2 of Workplace Hazards
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Steve Rogers' Dad Face and Other Common Hazards by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 Apr 2015
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Today, Peter was honest-to-god going to see Captain America himself up close, in person, and not from a rooftop or tiny crevice like a creepy stalker fanboy.
Even better, he was going to watch Steve Rogers make history by soldiering his beleaguered way through the most intensely awkward and honestly ridiculous press conference in the history of ever-- jaw thrust out and spine ramrod straight. Trying hard to be polite and respectful in the face of adversity.
While a bunch of assholes with cameras and microphones shouted at him about Iron Man’s adolescent dick.
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- Part 1 of Workplace Hazards