AggressiveWhenStartled
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Mission Impossible by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
23 Feb 2023
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The thing of it is, when everything goes to shit Bucky isn’t even trying.
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SHOCKING! Spiderman's Alien Baby: Friendly Neighborhood Hero and His Hanukkah Blessing by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Dec 2022
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“Happy Hanukkah,” Ned said. Peter could hear him typing, presumably pulling up classified medical documents from Mr. Stark’s system about the Diplomatic Space Incident the previous night. “You got…eight days of quarantine.”
“Aunt May is going to kill me,” Peter moaned.
“She’ll have time to calm down,” Ned said, trying to sound helpful. “You really got, like, two weeks. But eight days sounded funnier.”
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New Roach by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
02 May 2022
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“This is a new horse,” Jaskier says uncertainly.
“Hm,” Geralt grunts, which Jaskier probably should have expected.
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Blind Date by AggressiveWhenStartled, quietnight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types
21 Dec 2021
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“I just had the best idea I have ever had in my life,” Bucky said, punching straight through a doombot with his metal hand and clutching the napkin with Steve’s phone number in the other. The formerly (somewhat) dark and peaceful corner of Central Park was now lit up with energy beams, flashing robotic lights, and panicked astronomy buffs running for cover. Oh well, it wasn't like they'd been going to see many stars what with all the Christmas shit everywhere.
“The bar you are setting for that is not high,” Natasha told him over the coms.
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My Big Fat Wolf Wedding by AggressiveWhenStartled, galwednesday, quietnight, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 May 2021
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“MARRIED?”
“Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”
“I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”
“You can’t?”
“He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”
“Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.
“I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”
Recent series
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Arguing and Corpses by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
13 Oct 2013
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Arguing and corpses. That's it. That's the whole fic. Oh and sex.
I will probably add one or two one shots that are incidental to the plot, and MAAYYYYYBBEEEE write a third, but for now, this series is complete.
- Words:
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The Old Codgers Greatest Hits Album by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
13 Dec 2020
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- 2
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Workplace Hazards by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Dec 2015
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- 33,318
- Works:
- 4
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Unusual Efforts by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
13 May 2013
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“Oh my god. Your mouth.”
“I know,” Bruce said, grinning at him, “It’s all new teeth, too.”
Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
13 Nov 2025
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“Does it matter which eye?” Brian asked, anxious.
“I mean.” Robin directed him around the corner, then through another door. “Do you remember which eye you used?”
“No.”
“Then we’ll try both.” Robin seemed to think about it for a moment. “I’m glad you mentioned that. We wouldn’t have taken both eyes in Plan A, and then we would’ve had to backtrack. Would’ve fucked the plan.”
“I feel like Batman probably doesn’t want you saying that word,” Brian said.
“Fuck Batman,” Robin said. Brian winced.
“Oh, yikes. Okay.”
or, a Gotham jailbird goes on a ride-along with Batman and Robin to save the day, and everyone has a better time than expected.
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- Part 18 of DC outsider POV
Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
12 Nov 2025
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overindulgence is not a thing by eternaltears
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
23 Oct 2025
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Hal snorts. “So it’s some celebrity? Don’t tell me you lost your virginity to Bruce Wayne or something?”
Silence meets Hal’s snark remark, and in real time, they all watch Superman’s face go from pink to beet red.
Goddamn Hal Jordan laughs.
“Oh my god! It’s Bruce Wayne?! Superman lost his virginity to Bruce Wayne?!”
Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
10 Nov 2025
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Give Me Metaphors Unraveled (Birds With Broken Wings, Part 1) by bloodvvitch
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
13 Nov 2025
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The story of how Jason Todd was abducted by a cryptid, adopted by an alien, and finally began to heal.
(This is a continuation of “I Slant Devoutly (Birdbrain)” and won’t make much sense unless reading the series in order.)
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- Part 2 of Bats of a Feather
Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
10 Nov 2025
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I Slant Devoutly (Birdbrain) by bloodvvitch
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
24 Sep 2025
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Batman leaves an injured Robin in Superman's care, unaware that it would trigger Clark’s parental instincts.
Or, what if Kryptonians courted like birds?
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- Part 1 of Bats of a Feather
Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
10 Nov 2025