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Uther worships his God when being a king becomes too much.
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J. Jonah Jameson wasn't stupid. Either Peter Parker was Spider-Man. Or he was dating him.
And he was 'sure' he knew which one. -
Face-Scraped Concrete by Albeion
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham (Video Games)
22 Aug 2025
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If a civilian can kill the Joker, how useful is Batman really?
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Purely just a one-shot where a civilian comes across an alone and beaten Joker.
Take the tags seriously! This is just pure violence and body mutilation, if you can't handle something like eyeballs being popped, don't click!
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Tiny hands grabbed at the freshly bloomed rose that laid warm against his palm - the wood of the stem almost vibrating in his grasp as he pointed it at his Uncle Vernon, a happy grin on his baby-face as he babbled at him.
Of course, his speech wasn’t perfect for being a two year old so his words got all mangled up- not like that should have mattered. But it did. Because when Vernon lowered his newspaper to tell off the child that was just trying to get his attention- he was struck in the face by an acrid green bolt of power, not even a choked noise being able to leave his open lips before he collapsed like a puppet with its strings cut.
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Bright White, Moonlight by Albeion
Fandoms: Chonny's Charming Chaos Compendium Vol. 1 - Chonny Jash (Album)
25 Jul 2023
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He pitched himself forwards on creaking frail bones, he needed to find Heart. Heart. Heart. Heart.
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Was…was Mike’s heart reacting to Will?
Mike isn’t looking at him. He’s staring hard at his cards as if he hasn’t seen them before, biting his inner cheek, and accentuating his dimple. As Will looks closer, he notices the pink shade spreading over the shell of Mike’s ear, the red emerging from the black curls like a rose sprouting from the earth.
Was Mike still nervous around him? Hadn’t they resolved that?
Will decides to test it. He leans onto the bed and rests a hand on Mike’s uninjured thigh, his thumb swiping side to side over the covers, and waits.
Mike's leg twitches into his hand, and barely a moment passes before the beeps speed up again, a rapid climb from steady to sprinting, and when Will looks, the blush has spread to Mike’s cheeks, his eyes unmoving and glued to his cards.
Oh. Will gapes at the monitor, the green spiking line. That's not discomfort.
Oh. He can have some fun with this.
Or: Mike, while protecting Will, gets attacked by a demogorgon. Guilt-ridden, Will stays with him in the hospital, forcing them to resolve the awkward air that has surrounded them for months, and, along the way, uncover some truths.
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- Part 33 of Mike Wheeler suffering
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Mike has always been afraid of losing Will.
Vecna doesn’t have to take Will to win, he just has to make Mike the reason Will gets hurt.
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It was terrifying. Mike had never acted like this before, and no amount of doting was fixing him. He felt powerless to do anything but sit and rub his back and wait.
And then, Mike’s voice came, answering his questions and creating a thousand more ones simultaneously, and having Will wish he never asked in the first place.
“I tried to kill myself.”
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Writing summaries apparently isn't within my capabilities, but you get it.Series
- Part 15 of Mike Wheeler suffering
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Harry Potter and the fact his life can't get more fucked up by Awkwardaxalotl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jan 2026
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Harry sees that playing the hero in his first year gets him dumped back at the dursleys with a pat on the back for literally murdering a man and decides fuck it I live like I want now. He goes to gringotts gets an inheritance test finds out he has a reluctant soulmate and that dumbledore is a prick. Shenanigans ensue. This is purely self indulgent and my first attempt at fanfic .
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08 Jan 2026
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The world knows Harry Potter as the Boy Who Lived, a beacon of light meant to be the savior of the Wizarding World. But the world is wrong.
It began in Diagon Alley, not with a chance meeting of the 'Right Sort,' but with a cold, blue-eyed girl named Daphne Greengrass. In the shadows of the shops, a different path was forged—one built on ancient blood, Slytherin ambition, and the sibilant whispers of a language the Light fears.
From the moment the Sorting Hat shouted 'Slytherin,' Harry Potter stopped being a pawn in Albus Dumbledore’s game. Alongside Daphne, Harry navigates the treacherous waters of the snake’s den, discovering that his 'rare gift' of Parseltongue is a royal inheritance, not a curse. When the Dark Lord rises from the depths of the school to offer a crown instead of a grave, Harry chooses the shadows.
He isn't the hero they expected. He is the Silent Prince of a new order, and with Daphne at his side, he will reclaim the legacy they tried to steal from him in a cupboard under the stairs.
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