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    “This is no group of mere hapless travelers like the others. We have the illustrious Hero of Hyrule himself in our midst!”

    And with that, the priest swept his sword up with a dramatic flourish, then lowered it, pointing it straight…

    …at Warriors.

    (or: Due to an unforeseen combination of circumstances, a branch of the Cult of Ganon in Hyrule’s era mistakes the Hero of Warriors for the Hero of Hyrule. Terrible times are had by all. 👉😎👉)

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    “I need to try this on a broken bone,” Hyrule says, near breathlessly. “Whenever I heal my own bones they come out kinda wonky.”

    "They what,” Warriors says, smile turning strained. Hyrule takes one of the man’s hands and presses it to his tunic, feeling the slightly misshapen ribs underneath that Hyrule hadn’t really known how to fix. He’d figured out the concept of setting bones pretty early on - through messy trial and error - but ribs were confusing in that regard. “Ooh, Nayru.”

    “It’s a miracle that you’re alive,” Twilight informs him.

    “Thank you,” Hyrule chirps.

    Fairy magic isn’t meant to be used by Hylians, even if Hyrule’s somehow gotten the grasp of it. He’s also become the Chain’s healer and is unhappy about it. Warriors steps in to help.

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    09 Dec 2024

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    Hyrule gets chucked headfirst through a mysterious portal. He feels the magic of fairies nearby and transforms, intending to ask them for help. Unfortunately for him, Time also found the fountain, and he has something of an effect on fairies.

    A “Hyrule meets the chain” story where Hyrule encounters each of his new companions in fairy form first.

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    09 Dec 2024

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  4. Public Bookmark 87

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    It was ironic in a way. The one member of their group who avoids crowds and strangers like the plague ends up being the only one to catch the highly infectious disease. Too bad Wild just so happened to hate irony.

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    Wild is sick and just wants to vanish beneath his mountain of blankets. Unfortunately his brothers are determined to prevent this

    Originally posted as Day 20: Blanket of Whumbtober 2023, small edits made

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    Link meets the Chain under perhaps the worst conditions possible - strung up to the ceiling, and bleeding onto Ganon's half-formed incarnation. One currently being made of the curse in his blood.

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