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    A blue lock chatfic that i added too much plot to, so now there’s paragraphs… a lot of them. literally every ship under the sun here, and a lot of angst. nothing stays broken for long (or does it…), this is my first long fic so the writing is shit at first, i hope yall can bear with me!

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    karasu: believe me we were scrubbing it until 3am

    isagi: i would have just trashed it

    raichi: barou is fucking BLEACHING THE FLOORS

    chigiri: i swear you guys have caused so much property damage-

    for everyone lucky enough to not be in this hellhole, just this week:

    shidou destroyed a door, a golf cart and goal

    reo snapped fifteen toothbrushes whilst talking to himself in the mirror

    reo: NO I DIDNT

    chigiri: otoya started a small fire in the bathroom from trying to light a “blunt” made from nettles and toilet paper

    bachira crashed through the ceiling after kicking the inside of the vents with his knee

    bachira: owwiee

    chigiri: and now barou is bleaching the floors

    kaiser: you are all complete lunatics

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    21 Sep 2026

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    “You’re acting like a child, because what? I passed to someone else?” 

    “Don’t piss me off, Ness.”

    “I'm not trying to. You’re being unreasonable; I’m the captain. I can't afford to make any more slip-ups, not after Blue Lock. You think I like getting shit-talked on live television?” His voice had softened around the edges, just the smallest bit. But it was enough for Kaiser to hook on, to sink his teeth in. His body ached for a burst, an outlet.

    “I don't care about those shitty small fries or what they think of you. You just need to focus on me.” 

    Ness scoffed, finally looking up at Kaiser with a fire behind his eyes.

    “I told you. I’m not going to just listen to you anymore, Kaiser.” He winced when Kaiser shoved him into the lockers behind, his back hitting the cold metal with a loud bang.

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    20 Sep 2026

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    OMG YESSS THIS IS SOO FUCKING DELICIOUS!!! AAHHHH DAYUM I'M EATING GOOD WTF

    I LOVE THIS WRITER I WISH THEY WEREN'T ANONYMOUS 😭😭😭 They made a camboy ness fic that was so peak, genuinely such a fantastic writer like it's legit so crazy

    LIVE LOVE KAINESS 🥹💕💕

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    Ness knew his feelings weren’t normal.

    He simply didn’t care.

    Because in his mind, there was nothing wrong with wanting to stay beside the person he’d spent so long watching, understanding, and loving from afar.

    And whenever someone else became too close to Kaiser, Ness reminded himself of one simple thought:

    Michael will always come back to me.

    At least, that was what Ness believed.

    And if Kaiser ever stopped choosing him willingly…

    Ness had already decided he would find another way to keep him.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    GOD DAMN THIS WAS HOT ASFFFF

    Like genuinely I have been craving Ness pussy and especially Kaiser eating him out, so this just hit the spot 🤤🤤🤤

    AND YES I LOVE THAT THEY MADE NESS SQUIRT!!! SQUIRTING IS TOP TIER AND WE DON'T SEE ENOUGH OF IT!!

    I was highkey jealous Kaiser got to eat Ness' pussy, THAT'S FR MY DREAMMMM 😭😭 but I digress!! This was soooo yummy I'm definitely rereading this like every week from now on!! 😋😋😋😋

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    “I would hate getting trained by my own midfielder.” Bunny waited a few seconds, Lorenzo and Loki knew they were probably gonna get killed by Sae before they ate Alexis’ delicious lasagna. 

     

    Bunny smirked. “Right, Sae?” 

     

    Sae looked right at Bunny and said “I hope you choke on the lasagna and die.” 

     

    Bunny's face dropped, how dare he make a comment about his food!? If it was anything else it would be fine but NOBODY makes a comment on him choking on food and gets away with it. 

    Or: Ness makes too much lasagna and kaiser has to call the newgens to share it with them and kaiser gets bullied (a lot)

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    13 Sep 2026

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    THIS FIC WAS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY LMAOOOO

    I love that its so cracked infused while being enjoyable to read. Because the grammer isn't shitty as I feel that's a big problem with crack fics, but this one is actually good!! 🥹

    HELP THE BOILING KETTLE REFERENCE 😭😭 I'M DEADDDD

    "Micheal cried Kaiserly" BRO I HAD TO HOLD BACK A CACKLE CUZ IT'S 5 AM RN

    PLS READ THIS CUZ I COULDN'T KEEP IT TOGETHER

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    Ness tilts his head, the shift barely enough to move more than a centimeter, still tightly in Kaiser's hold. "Are you going to drink from me again? I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. To be bitten by a vampire like you," Ness's breath hitches, "is magical."

    Ness was supposed to be someone that he could easily sway, the innocence he portrayed during their initial meeting lending perfectly to what Kaiser wanted.

    Instead, Ness is acting as if he's the one that lured Kaiser in.

    Kaiser stares at him in disbelief. "What the hell is wrong with you?"

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    07 Sep 2026

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    AAHHHHH THIS IS SOOO GOOD WHAT???? 😭😭💕💕💕💕

    I love the way Ness has such a huge chokehold on Kaiser, LIKE YESS I LOVE "DOM" NESS—even though he was highkey still such a sub BUT WTVVV IT WAS SO CUTE 🥹

    Kaiser was so horrendously down bad in this fic AND THAT'S MY FAV TYPE OF KAISER!!! 🤤💖