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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    What do you do if your neighbor is a prick that loves fucking people with his window open, disrupting everyone's sleep?
    You show him by outfucking him! Or something like that. Moaning his name while pleasuring yourself might also work...?

    That's what Ness plans to do, at least, and his plans work most of the time!

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    27 Sep 2026

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    THIS IS ACTUALLY SO PEAK I'M GENUINELY IN LOVEEEE!!!! HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING MASTERPIECE OMGGG

    I have no complaints, this was so tasty, it was written with such care and the humour aspect of it had me on the floor dying bro

    IT'S CRACK YES BUT REALLY FUCKING GOOD CRACK 🥹💖💖💖

    Everyone read this let's get it to 1000 kudos ASAP!! 😙💕

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    A blue lock chatfic that i added too much plot to, so now there’s paragraphs… a lot of them. literally every ship under the sun here, and a lot of angst. nothing stays broken for long (or does it…), this is my first long fic so the writing is shit at first, i hope yall can bear with me!

    ✦•······················•✦•······················•✦

    karasu: believe me we were scrubbing it until 3am

    isagi: i would have just trashed it

    raichi: barou is fucking BLEACHING THE FLOORS

    chigiri: i swear you guys have caused so much property damage-

    for everyone lucky enough to not be in this hellhole, just this week:

    shidou destroyed a door, a golf cart and goal

    reo snapped fifteen toothbrushes whilst talking to himself in the mirror

    reo: NO I DIDNT

    chigiri: otoya started a small fire in the bathroom from trying to light a “blunt” made from nettles and toilet paper

    bachira crashed through the ceiling after kicking the inside of the vents with his knee

    bachira: owwiee

    chigiri: and now barou is bleaching the floors

    kaiser: you are all complete lunatics

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    21 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    “You’re acting like a child, because what? I passed to someone else?” 

    “Don’t piss me off, Ness.”

    “I'm not trying to. You’re being unreasonable; I’m the captain. I can't afford to make any more slip-ups, not after Blue Lock. You think I like getting shit-talked on live television?” His voice had softened around the edges, just the smallest bit. But it was enough for Kaiser to hook on, to sink his teeth in. His body ached for a burst, an outlet.

    “I don't care about those shitty small fries or what they think of you. You just need to focus on me.” 

    Ness scoffed, finally looking up at Kaiser with a fire behind his eyes.

    “I told you. I’m not going to just listen to you anymore, Kaiser.” He winced when Kaiser shoved him into the lockers behind, his back hitting the cold metal with a loud bang.

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    20 Sep 2026

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    OMG YESSS THIS IS SOO FUCKING DELICIOUS!!! AAHHHH DAYUM I'M EATING GOOD WTF

    I LOVE THIS WRITER I WISH THEY WEREN'T ANONYMOUS 😭😭😭 They made a camboy ness fic that was so peak, genuinely such a fantastic writer like it's legit so crazy

    LIVE LOVE KAINESS 🥹💕💕

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    “I would hate getting trained by my own midfielder.” Bunny waited a few seconds, Lorenzo and Loki knew they were probably gonna get killed by Sae before they ate Alexis’ delicious lasagna. 

     

    Bunny smirked. “Right, Sae?” 

     

    Sae looked right at Bunny and said “I hope you choke on the lasagna and die.” 

     

    Bunny's face dropped, how dare he make a comment about his food!? If it was anything else it would be fine but NOBODY makes a comment on him choking on food and gets away with it. 

    Or: Ness makes too much lasagna and kaiser has to call the newgens to share it with them and kaiser gets bullied (a lot)

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    13 Sep 2026

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    THIS FIC WAS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY LMAOOOO

    I love that its so cracked infused while being enjoyable to read. Because the grammer isn't shitty as I feel that's a big problem with crack fics, but this one is actually good!! 🥹

    HELP THE BOILING KETTLE REFERENCE 😭😭 I'M DEADDDD

    "Micheal cried Kaiserly" BRO I HAD TO HOLD BACK A CACKLE CUZ IT'S 5 AM RN

    PLS READ THIS CUZ I COULDN'T KEEP IT TOGETHER

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Ness knew his feelings weren’t normal.

    He simply didn’t care.

    Because in his mind, there was nothing wrong with wanting to stay beside the person he’d spent so long watching, understanding, and loving from afar.

    And whenever someone else became too close to Kaiser, Ness reminded himself of one simple thought:

    Michael will always come back to me.

    At least, that was what Ness believed.

    And if Kaiser ever stopped choosing him willingly…

    Ness had already decided he would find another way to keep him.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    GOD DAMN THIS WAS HOT ASFFFF

    Like genuinely I have been craving Ness pussy and especially Kaiser eating him out, so this just hit the spot 🤤🤤🤤

    AND YES I LOVE THAT THEY MADE NESS SQUIRT!!! SQUIRTING IS TOP TIER AND WE DON'T SEE ENOUGH OF IT!!

    I was highkey jealous Kaiser got to eat Ness' pussy, THAT'S FR MY DREAMMMM 😭😭 but I digress!! This was soooo yummy I'm definitely rereading this like every week from now on!! 😋😋😋😋

  6. Public Bookmark 23

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    Ness tilts his head, the shift barely enough to move more than a centimeter, still tightly in Kaiser's hold. "Are you going to drink from me again? I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. To be bitten by a vampire like you," Ness's breath hitches, "is magical."

    Ness was supposed to be someone that he could easily sway, the innocence he portrayed during their initial meeting lending perfectly to what Kaiser wanted.

    Instead, Ness is acting as if he's the one that lured Kaiser in.

    Kaiser stares at him in disbelief. "What the hell is wrong with you?"

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    07 Sep 2026

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    AAHHHHH THIS IS SOOO GOOD WHAT???? 😭😭💕💕💕💕

    I love the way Ness has such a huge chokehold on Kaiser, LIKE YESS I LOVE "DOM" NESS—even though he was highkey still such a sub BUT WTVVV IT WAS SO CUTE 🥹

    Kaiser was so horrendously down bad in this fic AND THAT'S MY FAV TYPE OF KAISER!!! 🤤💖

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    Aiku : since when did YOU become the sloth’s translator??

    Kunigami : since ever ??
    our mates are friends
    i’m friends with reo
    and in a way, I can consider him my friend too

    Kaiser : how cute

    Kunigami : it’s good having friends.
    you should try it sometimes.

    Kiyora : NAHHHH💀💀

    Bee simp : BROO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
    ILOVEYA KUNIGAMI

    Kaiser : die yoichi.

    Bee simp : i’m not the one who insulted you ?????!!

    * Excerpt from Chapter 9.

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    Pov: you clicked, expecting another silly chatfic then you got bombarded with unexpected themes, and more narrations than actual texting.

    The omegaverse part isn’t just for show, it’s what the fic is mainly about. The premise of the fic is the omega’s creating a gc where they could bond and share advices to one another.

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    05 Sep 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 27

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    Long distance relationships are hard, especially when both parties are famous footballers with little to no free time. Bachira Meguru convinces his boyfriend Isagi Yoichi to join him for a night to celebrate Valentine's Day, and he's going to make sure he makes it worth his time.

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    04 Sep 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 78

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    Michael Kaiser, in a fateful night of doomscrolling, discovers that the world of fandoms.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    Everything seems normal. In a week, blue lock will start livestreaming again. Some players even seem excited about it! But that morning, when everyone woke up...

    Barou stared at his figure on the mirror. Still strong, still fierce. Shorter, longer hair... what the fuck.

    Rin was much the same. Ness couldn't believe his fucking chest area, Niko was on the verge of having a panic attack. On the other side of the world, Bunny could only laugh, because the alternative was crying.

    Because what do you mean they're women now?! And why is Sendou acting so weird?

    Or: some of the blue lock characters turn into women for some reason.

    (This fic is more serious than it seems. First chapter is actually warnings. The actual story will start at the second chapter. I know i seem mean in the first one, but i promise I'm not! And if you're curious, feel free to look around here).

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    29 Aug 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 86

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    Kaiser’s hand drops from his mouth and comes to a rest on his knee, leaving a dark print on his trousers.
    “I did it.”
    Alexis doesn't run, or retch. He tends to Kaiser’s wounds, at least the ones on his skin; every touch lights Kaiser's nerves up but he does his best to stay still, tilts his head to offer him a better angle, exposing his pulse point, his collarbone.
    “Go home. I'll bury him myself.”
    "I’m not leaving you on your own, ever again."

    It's 199X at the dreary urban outskirts of Berlin. Neglected, invisible Alexis finds Michael at the age of ten and loses him at fourteen. The next time they meet, Michael has spent years trying to kill the boy Alexis has been trying, in turn, to outgrow, but they crash into each other’s orbit all the same and every attempt to stay apart proves itself impossible; the past has a habit of clawing its way out of the ground where you buried it.
    So, the day Alexis walks into the house at the end of the street to a corpse on the kitchen floor and his childhood friend drenched in blood, the decision is already made.

    Two teenagers, a dead body and a van: a coming-of-age thriller romance in three acts.

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    28 Aug 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 13

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    ⇒ After his grandfather's death, Alexis Ness decided to abandon his life in Hamburg as a biology student and his family to move to Pelican Town where he'd inherit his grandfather's farm and restart his life from zero with the mission of rediscovering his identity, maintaining his grandfather's legacy alive and making his childhood dream of becoming a magician come true. 𓂃🖊 🪄

    ⇒ But as he made his progress, Ness met a peculiar, rude and distant neighbor named Michael Kaiser who initially caught his eye for having a chicken coop that he refused to share with Ness or anyone else. But, slowly, both young men started to slowly cultivate a very important friendship that would grow into a much more intimate and detailed realtionship than just chickens. 𓂃🖊 🌹

    (⚠️ Don't worry if you don't know what Stardew Valley is. This work has assisting vocabulary notes for those who do not know the game but might want to read it.)

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    28 Aug 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 80

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    Three weeks until Michael leaves for Madrid. There it is, close enough to touch; everything he’d ever wanted.

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    21 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THIS IS AMAZING!!!!

    The amount of angst, damn it hurts but with the little moments of fluff that come along with the crazy and fucked up relationship kainess has, it's so worth!! 🥹

    I really felt like crying at the end!! 😩 This person wrote Kaiser so perfect, it always hurts me when Kaiser really shows his psycho side, the part of him that needs genuine help. And even after being a dickhead to Ness—Ness never gives up on him.

    UGHH IT'S JUST SO CUTE!!!! LIKE NESS TELLING KAISER HOW MUCH HE DESERVES TO BE LOVED WHILE KAISER CRIES IN NESS'S LAP IS SOOO ADORABLE IT MAKES MY HEART ACHE 🥹 THESE TWO ARE MY BABIES LOVE THEM SMMM 💕💕💕

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    "Damn, you too?” Shidou announced, leaning on the cold bathroom wall tiles. He would’ve laughed if the situation weren’t so pathetic. The teary boy glanced up at him, rolling his eyes, seemingly pissed at the world.

    “Don’t lump me with your problems, Ryusei. I wasn’t ditched by a fucking midfielder.” Ness snapped back, spitting out ‘midfielder’ like it was a dishonorable position, spitting it out like he, himself, wasn't one.

    Or: Shidou and Ness find each other in a hopeless situation, and trying to make their nonchalant "boyfriends" (They can hope) jealous.

    Or: Shidou and Ness fake date.

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    19 Aug 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 22

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    "I promise it'll be fun!"

    Nagi's head slumps down against his desk, typing a gibberish strings of letters that certainly make the email he'd been in the process of responding to look a lot less professional and more like a keysmash that went on for far too long.

    Here we go again.

    This is the same pitch Nagi has been hearing for weeks now, all delivered by the bane of his existence: one Isagi Yoichi, sitting at the desk to his right.

    Or, Nagi has been abusing his rut suppressants for years now, causing them to lose effectiveness. His coworkers strongly suggest he go to a Milk Bar to help alleviate his symptoms.

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    19 Aug 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 34

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    It took longer than Ness would like to admit something was off. It wasn’t until he glanced in the bathroom mirror and saw blonde instead of brunette that he finally startled himself awake. 

    He was Michael Kaiser. 

    “Don’t tell me…” Ness breathed.

     


     

    “We switched bodies?!”

    Kaiser-as-Ness studied his new reflection, taking in the magenta curls, big eyes, and flushed cheeks. 

    “Well I’m finally shitty Ness, but I don’t know what’s happening to my body,” Kaiser grumbled. “I hope Ness isn’t doing anything weird.”

     


     

    Across the city, Ness-as-Kaiser took a deep breath. 

    “Alexis.”

    Ness shrieked, falling away from the mirror. A heavy blush painted his cheeks.

    His voice is so cute.

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    17 Aug 2026

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    I LOVE THIS!! SO CUTE AND THE TIKTOK IT WAS INSPIRED BY IS JUST AS ADORABLE!! 🥹💕💕💕💕

    I LOVE SOFT KAINESS!! NOM NOMMMMM

  17. Public Bookmark 18

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    Ness let out a laugh. “You really haven’t done this before, huh?”

    “Yeah? And you have? You reek of virgin.”

    Ness giggled, not denying Kaiser’s accusations. “You can fuck me next time, you know? I don’t mind going all the way if it’s with you.”

    “All the way? What are you, a girl?” huffed Kaiser. “Anyway, did Noel tell you about the Japanese training camp?”

    “Huh? Yeah. He asked me if I wanted to go, but I didn’t want to leave your side.”

    “Well, I’m going so you better come.”

    “O-oh. Yeah, I’ll go, then. He didn’t mention you were gonna go. I mean, Japanese football has never been that strong.”

    “Something is going on over there, and I want to know what it is. Noel showed me clips and there’s this guy… Yoichi something or other. Three months ago, he was losing his high school games, and now he’s outperforming their entire U-20 team. This guy is a fucking lunatic. I want to know how he did it, and then I want to chew him up and spit him out.”

    Ten moments in the life of Alexis Ness.

    Written for Day 3 of Kainesskai Ship Week 2025: Codependency + Kink Discovery

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    09 Aug 2026

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    PEAK I LOVE THIS SM!!!! 💖💖

  18. Public Bookmark 68

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    “You’re drunk,” he murmurs, low and rough. “Will you remember this tomorrow?”

    “I’m not that drunk anymore,” Ness says. Looks at Kaiser’s mouth and licks his lip. “I need you, Kaiser. My head hurts—”

    OR

    Kaiser’s mid-throw, a lamp clutched over his head and aimed at the darkened television, when his phone vibrates.

    helpme, Ness’s text reads.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    HOLYYYY THIS MASTERPIECE IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS IVE EVER READ

    it perfectly characterizes both Ness and Kaiser, they especially do Kaiser so well which I feel like that's something people struggle with. The way it's constantly brought up how Kaiser doesn't have any self worth for himself, how he literally thinks of himself incompatible with Ness not because Ness isn't good enough, but because KAISER THINKS NESS DESERVES BETTER THAN HIM LIKE OMGGG AAHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE THIS FIC I LOVE KAINESS THIS THING IS BEAUTIFUL 💖💖💖

    Y'ALL BETTER READ THIS AND SHOW IT PLENTY OF LOVE 🫵🫵🫵

  19. Public Bookmark 26

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    Kaiser, still not used to Bastard's exercises, has been arriving more irritated than usual. He has cramps in his back and his muscles are tense. Ness, willing to help a friend, offers to give him a massage.

    Or where Ness, trying to give Kaiser a massage, ends up sitting on his lap with Kaiser's clothed erection rubbing against him.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    SOOO YUMMY OMLLL

  20. Public Bookmark 23

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    After ignoring him for weeks, his ex-fuck buddy Itoshi Sae (who broke it off) shows up at the same club as him. Shidou is helpess to resist him, even though he knows Sae will never love him back.

    “Well?” He prompts instead, licking his lips before sucking the tip of Sae’s thumb into his mouth and nibbling on it, Sae’s eyes darken as his canines poke a shallow hole into it, licking up a droplet of blood. 

    He feels Sae inhale deeply through his nose, eyes fixated on his hand in Shidou’s mouth, who smirks around it, flashing his pearly-whites, knowing that even though Sae may never have loved him, that he was still undeniably attracted to his body. 

    Shidou lied to himself that it was enough.

    (Ft: Emotionally stunted Sae freaking out over his feelings for Shidou & subseuquently trying to fix them)

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    02 Aug 2026

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