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  1. Rec *

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    Shane Hollander shows up to university excited for another year of being the best at what he does. Unfortunately, the man who beat him at last year's World Prospect Cup is also there, and Ilya Rozanov hasn't gotten any less annoying. Or any worse at hockey.

    Now if only Shane could focus on the ice, and stop thinking about nice hands, pretty lips, and the sound of his name in a Russian accent.

    OR: They play together in college, and discoveries are made.

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    26 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    “You’re not allowed to be in here.”

    The stranger’s eyes are dark, but the flickering light of the oil sconce on the wall catches in their depths and there’s a wickedness there that immediately makes Steve freeze up. In a split second, the man steps back and slips a slender hand into his coat, withdrawing a gleaming brass-colored pistol. “I know,” he says, and Steve’s not sure how someone can sound so fucking casual when they're holding a gun and pointing it at his forehead, holy shit. “You might want to step back, man. Wouldn’t want to waste a bullet blowing off a face as pretty as yours.”

    (Or: Steve Harrington is given a second chance at life when he's kidnapped and held for ransom at the mercy of a roguish young pirate—one that he might be falling a little bit in love with.)

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    16 Jun 2023

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    “We saved the world,” Robin said, softly. “And that had some side effects.”

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    On July 5th, 1987, Steve Harrington bleeds to death in the Upside Down helping his friends defeat Vecna.

    Four days later he wakes up in his bed in Hawkins, in a world where the Upside Down never existed.

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    28 May 2023

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    Steve and Eddie meet at a gloryhole Pre-S4. It goes pretty much exactly how you’d expect.

    NOW WITH A PLAYLIST (THANK YOU CJ)

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    09 Apr 2023

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    The Stranger Things Steddie hockey AU that absolutely no one asked for. Featuring:

    carve your name into my chest
    - complete, steddie, Eddie's POV, following the culmination of their years long regularly scheduled hate sex hook ups as they finally start to realize there might be something else there

    clean ice, cold hearts, can't lose
    - complete, steddie, Steve's POV, a prequel to carve your name (that can be read before or after), marking the start of both their NHL careers and their extra curricular sexual activities

    catch me before i hit the ice
    - on hiatus (posting date tbh), ronance, a companion fic (set slightly before and overlapping with carve your name) following figure skater nancy wheeler, who signs up for a pairs skating competition with the one and only hockey player robin buckley and accidentally falls in love in the process

    WRITING untitled
    - a steddie sequel, following the fallout of the events of carve your name

    enjoying the universe? check out our spinoff fake RPF fics (and add your own!) over at the sacreblue (and friends) zone

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    03 Mar 2023