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Santa Baby by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), Suicide Squad (Comics)
18 Dec 2025
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What happens when a good Jewish girl is desperate for Christmas after being locked away for months in a secure off-the-books facility? Why, her psychotic clown makes it happen! In true Joker fashion, he takes it a bit further than just decorating their current hideout and presents her with an opportunity to become the next Mrs. Claus...if she can get off the Naughty List and onto the Nice, of course! He'll come down her chimney and taste her cookies if she's willing to offer them.
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Stuck in the Middle with You by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021)
09 May 2025
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In an attempt to befuddle the Bat in the middle of a fight, Joker gets the brilliant idea to kiss Batman. Little does he know that Batman will throw him against the wall and kiss back. Thus starts a series of events that lead to Harley encouraging Joker to find out what he likes and if something like that might be more to his liking. But he won't do it without Harley, and so a bit of fun is had by all.
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Nasty Habits Are Here to Stay by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman: The Animated Series, Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021)
11 Mar 2025
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Harleen Quinzel fell head over heels in love with Jack Napier when they were both children, and he could do no less than the same. They were destined for one another, and would always find their way back to each other. But being hidden by the Feds and taken against her will to California at the age of sixteen sent that love story crashing and burning. For Jack Napier, Harleen Quinzel is dead, and has been for over ten years. For Harley, she’s searched high and low for the boy her soul sang for, but has been unable to find him.
Can Harley and Jack find their way back to each other? Will their love stay strong, despite the time apart, and the many changes they’ve both gone through? Can one of Gotham’s supervillains truly find love in the form of a petite blonde psychiatrist?
This story is a continuation of the Bad Company series and will make a good deal more sense if you’ve read the others in this series. But, if you want to jump headfirst into their reunion and their lovestory finally bringing us Joker and Harley Quinn, please, join us!
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- Part 3 of Bad Company
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The Violent Transformation of Doctor Joseph Kerr by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Harley Quinn (Comics), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021)
07 Oct 2024
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Harley Quinn has given her Doctor Kerr as long as she can stand to come back to her the easy way. Now comes the hard way. The fun way. It’s time to open up his cracked soul and show him what’s been hidden for far too long. It’s time to let Joker out of his cage. And if it takes a swim in a vat of caustic chemicals, what’s a little flaying of the skin between lovers?
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- Part 4 of Doctor Kerr Knows Best
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Actions and Reactions by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Harley Quinn (Comics), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021)
07 May 2024
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Doctor Kerr’s favorite patient is finally brought back to him, but when he finds out how she's treated at intake, his polite facade ripples, and the cracks already appearing become deeper. Are they deep enough to let his Joker side out, though?
Harley Quinn overhears a conversation between two friends during her stay at Arkham Asylum that gives her all kinds of ideas, including new ways to play with her delectable Doctor. Can she get him to loosen up and let the Joker in him come out to play?
Come, enjoy the excessive amounts of smut and the FEELINGS that are beginning to develop (ack!).
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- Part 3 of Doctor Kerr Knows Best
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Lost and Found by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Harley Quinn (Comics), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021)
14 Oct 2023
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After an unauthorized ECT treatment, Harley is stuck in her mind and needs her delectable Doctor, Joseph Kerr, to pull her back. He will use any tool at his disposal, including pleasure, if necessary. Can he bring her back before she loses more of herself to Arkham Asylum’s “treatments?”
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- Part 2 of Doctor Kerr Knows Best
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Submission by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Suicide Squad (Comics), Harley Quinn (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series
15 Feb 2023
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All Joker had wanted to do at the start of this was dominate the blonde he'd found so intriguing. To show her how GOOD she'd feel if she just let go. Yet here he was, said blonde snuggling even closer to him, about to embark on a RELATIONSHIP. What an ugly word. Yet, when he thinks of Harley in association with the word, he finds it might not be so bad after all.
Or...it's Harley's turn to dominate in the bedroom, and it's up to Joker to keep up. But is he capable of letting control slip through his fingers? Will he be able to give her everything she needs to ensure she stays with him?
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- Part 4 of Dominance and Submission
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Educational Lessons from Doctor Kerr by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Harley Quinn (Comics), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021)
18 Jan 2023
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Doctor Kerr knows best, or so he seems to believe. He’s had to deal with his favorite recalcitrant patient for too long, and a change is in order. Something needs to give. After watching her with the disgusting grape-flavored lollipop and a discussion with the infirmary doctors, he knows how to shake things up. To potentially make a breakthrough with the infamous Harley Quinn.
When Harley needs a hiding spot after a fight with the Batsy, who better to use than her depraved Doctor Kerr? No one would ever expect him to shelter little ‘ol her, after all. What she doesn’t expect is a continuation of their last session or a resumption of her education in certain…activities.
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This series started as a one-shot in the "Fated" Series, where the Mother, Maiden, and Crone enjoy fucking with Harley and Joker's fates. And while those diabolical women still appear throughout this series, it has grown into its own beast. Really, though, these three have always loved to see how long it takes Joker and Harley to reach each other in various situations across the infinity of space, and this is no different. What will tip them over the edge and cause Joseph Kerr to step away from his work to join Harley in her villainy?Series
- Part 1 of Doctor Kerr Knows Best
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Office Buildings Aren’t Just for Meetings by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman: White Knight (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Harley Quinn (Comics), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021)
15 Nov 2022
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The Jester of Genocide has asked his delectable Doctor Quinzel a very important question, and he’s not known for his patience. How does the King of the Gotham Underworld make sure that his Queen realizes that she belongs by his side? Maybe break into one of the most secure buildings in Gotham and fuck her senseless? That couldn’t work, could it? Let’s find out!
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- Part 7 of Double Duty
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Bedrooms Aren't Just for Sex...or Are They? by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Harley Quinn (Comics), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), Batman: White Knight (Comics)
04 Nov 2022
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Harley can’t keep doing this, she just can’t. It’s too much for her heart to handle, watching Joker beaten senseless by Batman, left at her feet broken and bloody. Something needed to change, but what?
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When Joker asks his appetizing Doctor Quinzel an important question, will she give him the answer he wants? And how does he deal with it if she doesn’t? Maybe chain her to the bed until she agrees? Nooooo, he’d never do that! The lies that are bandied about are just amazing, he’s QUITE sure!
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- Part 6 of Double Duty
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Stuffed Full by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), Harley Quinn (Comics)
08 Oct 2022
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Harley Quinn desperately needs a night of debauchery, and three of her favorite men fit the bill. What kind of depravity can Harley devise when three men are at her beck and call, ready and willing to give her everything her dirty heart desires.
Or, Harley is stuffed as full as she can get and then a bit more, just for fun.
(Please, for the love of all that’s holey [ha!], read the tags and the pairings because this isn’t for everyone. This is very much my dirty mind wanting Harley stuffed, stuffed, and a bit more stuffed and using/abusing everyone involved.)
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Rooftops Aren’t Just for Running Along by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Harley Quinn (Comics), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), Batman: White Knight (Comics)
25 Sep 2022
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Joker has a burning need to see the luscious Doctor Quinzel almost as soon as he’s escaped the hellhole that is Arkham Asylum. How absolutely delicious that he finds her on the rooftop of her building, verbally sparring with Batsy on his behalf. When the Bastard Bat comes back to finish his conversation, how will Joker respond?
Life can’t stay the same, lest it become stagnant. Our Ace of Knaves is beginning to realize that, but he’s not QUITE there yet. Let’s get him there, shall we?
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- Part 5 of Double Duty
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Dream a Little Dream of Me by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), Harley Quinn (Comics)
22 Apr 2022
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Harley goes to visit family, trying to help her brother through a difficult time when she’s plagued by dreams of Joker doing the most delectable things to her. Devious yet delicious things. Things that should most assuredly not be thought about in her childhood home, in her childhood bed. Things that leave her wet and needy and desperate to get home. HOW is a girl to cope through that?
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- Part 3 of Dominance and Submission
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Introspection by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), Harley Quinn (Comics)
22 Mar 2022
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Just a bit of introspection between Joker and my tired brain.
"Harley?" he asks every night. And every night I don't know how to answer him. Where is she? Why won't she answer? Is she gone, or just misplaced?
Fuck if either of us knows, but I need some fucking sleep, and Joker needs to stop asking me where the love of his life is!
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I Aim to Misbehave by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), Batman: The Animated Series, Harley Quinn (Comics)
18 Feb 2022
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Harley was bored, bored, BORED. And frustrated. And sexually deprived. And antsy. And...and... and! It had been weeks since Joker had looked her way, and she was done. She was tired of playing by his rules and waiting. She had the perfect plan for how to get his attention on this most important of Hallmark holidays.
Join me for smut and quasi exhibitionism. For love and relationship drama. For all that is Harley and Joker and Valentine's Day combined.
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- Part 4 of Bang! Shorts
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Dominance and Submission by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), Harley Quinn (Comics)
05 Feb 2022
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How to top from the bottom in three easy steps:
- Let Joker believe that he is the dominant one in the bedroom
- Subtly get him to do what you want while being “submissive”
- Convince him it was all his idea
Easy peasy, right? Maybe, maybe not. In the land of kink and domination/submission, the lines can blur and become muddled, can become hard to find. Harley isn’t sure who the dominant one in this relationship is, but she’ll most assuredly try to top from the bottom.(This is completely and utterly going away from canon. Please look at the tags)
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- Part 2 of Dominance and Submission
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Can Habits be Broken? by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Batman (Movies - Nolan), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021)
28 Dec 2021
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In which Harleen Quinzel is hidden in California with her parents, thousands of miles from Gotham and her friends. She has to create new relationships and somehow get back to Gotham. Come and enjoy Harley meeting Jonathan Crane well before he becomes the Scarecrow, where they form a bond that will last into adulthood and the third installment of this series. Let's watch her grow into a woman and somehow get back to Gotham and the love of her life.
This will make a thousand times more sense if you read the first in the Bad Company Series (Bad Habits Lead to You) as it is a continuation of that. \
(Please forgive the terrible summary, I think that may be my worst one yet?)
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- Part 2 of Bad Company
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Libraries Aren’t Just for Books by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), Harley Quinn (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Batman: White Knight (Comics)
20 Dec 2021
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What’s a poor clown to do when he hasn’t seen his therapist in AGES? Why, crash a Charity Masquerade during the Christmas season, of course! A kiss under the mistletoe here, a dance there, what could go wrong?! Maybe a certain Bat walking in on them when they’re all in disguise? Eh! That’s par for the course for these two crazy kids at this point! Come, enjoy my smut that’s somehow developing plot!
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- Part 4 of Double Duty
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Doctor’s Offices Aren’t Just for Therapy by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman: The Animated Series, Harley Quinn (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), Batman: White Knight (Comics)
06 Dec 2021
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A breakout is the PERFECT time to visit with the finger-lickingly delicious Doctor Quinzel, right? Joker has decided that it REALLY is! Fuck the breakout, fuck getting out of Arkham easily, he’d MUCH rather show her how an office is meant to be used. And if a certain Bat happens to show up, what better way to continue flustering his arch-nemesis than to have Harley’s head thrown back in raptures?
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- Part 3 of Double Duty
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Domination is the Name of the Game by AngeliqueNothing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series, Batman (Comics), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), Harley Quinn (Comics)
05 Dec 2021
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Who is more dominant in bed? Harley or Joker? Does Harley top from the bottom, or does she simply enjoy letting Joker dominate her in bed? Come, join in on their kinky fun. I’m sure they won’t mind if you voyeuristically watch them for a bit.
(This is completely and utterly going away from canon. Please look at the tags)
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- Part 1 of Dominance and Submission