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Hermione makes a Freudian slip. Lucius’s slip, on the other hand, is quite intentional.
Relations devolve, evolve, and mutate from there.
Featuring star ingredients: A frustrated (in more ways than one) Hermione Granger who is tackling the demands of being the head of the DRCMC while trying to pass meaningful creature reforms. A bored (and, perhaps, ever so slightly unhinged) Wizengamot Liaison Lucius Malfoy who decides that teasing, tormenting, and obstructing Hermione Granger is his new calling in life.
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Bookmarked by Aoden
26 Mar 2026
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When Hermione Granger saves Lucius Malfoy’s life during the final battle at Hogwarts, she unknowingly triggers a centuries-old family curse. Forced into a reluctant alliance, they must overcome their deep-seated hatreds and opposing aims if they're to have any hope of surviving Voldemort’s violent, chaotic new regime.
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Bookmarked by Aoden
25 Mar 2026
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After years, Lucius Malfoy thought he could have a peaceful life, alone. He learned how to take care of himself, found comfort in the small things, and then Minister for Magic Kingsley Shacklebolt signs the Pureblood Marriage Law. Lucius is suddenly drawn back into the world, this time with a sly, seditious wife he did not ask for. The allure of the chaos of his past, and the fact Lady Malfoy wants to overthrow the government, is far too tempting to ignore. Maybe old dogs can learn new tricks, after all.
My first and only attempt on the Marriage Law trope. Slow burn, lots of political maneuvering, and Lucius Malfoy being a god of sex.
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Bookmarked by Aoden
21 Mar 2026
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It's eight years after the war and Hermione Granger has taken a break from her career at the Ministry of Magic to compile an oral history of the conflict. She's interviewed just about everyone she can get her hands on but she wants to be thorough. And that means getting in contact with a very unwilling Lucius Malfoy.
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"For your information, I'm not shopping it around yet because I still don’t have access to all of the sources I need.”
“You’ve got to be joking. You must have interviewed every living person that was even tangentially connected to the war.”
“Not everyone,” Hermione said, turning in her seat to reach up for the mug of tea she’d left on the kitchen counter.
“Who’s left? The trolley lady from the Hogwarts Express?”
“Your father.”
Malfoy opened his mouth and then closed it again with a click of his teeth, shaking his head. “You don’t want to do that, Granger.”
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Bookmarked by Aoden
19 Feb 2026
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NSFW fanart based off chapter 31 of my favorite Arthur x Hermione fic, Wind up all the Clocks by Teao.
Hermione and Arthur run out into the garden to enjoy the snow. But with the help of blankets and a warming charm, they enjoy a moment with each other as well.
Bookmarked by Aoden
31 Jan 2026
