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Table Manners by Armengard
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
04 Jul 2022
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Caitlyn Kiramman is a proper lady, and she simply can't stand the way Vi eats. It's rude, obnoxious, and an affront to her strict upbringing.
So why can't she stop watching her?
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When she learns her precious goddaughter is getting bullied at school, Chloe Frazer decides she won't stand for it, and signs Cassie up for self-defense classes.
Then she meets the instructor, and signs herself up as well.
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Small-time outlaw Sadie Adler has a random encounter on the hard, lonely road outside Valentine.
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RDR2 AU where Arthur died young, Sadie still lost her husband and her way, and Mary finds herself in need of a helping hand.
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Howdy, Partner by Armengard
Fandoms: Uncharted (Video Games), Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
22 Aug 2020
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Nadine Ross isn’t sure why, but she has a nagging feeling this job is going to be far more trouble than it’s worth.
Uncharted: The Lost Legacy/Red Dead Redemption 2 AU
(giddy-up y'all)
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Aspasia, renowned intellectual socialite, political advocate to the birth of democracy, and wife of Perikles, de-facto ruler of the great city of Athens, finds herself in need of a misthios, and then hires herself quite possibly the worst one in all of Ancient Greece.
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every move made so I can stop by a_big_apple
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
02 Jul 2025
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Dr. Kiramman steers her through the chaos and plants her in a chair. Does something to her arm that hurts like fuck, then drapes her in bags of ice and wraps her in a sling. Blinds her with a pen light—“Called it,” she mumbles when he confirms she’s concussed—and presses two pills and a warm mug into her hand. It smells herbaceous. Familiar.
“I brought the good stuff from home,” Dr. Kiramman confesses, and it takes her a moment to understand he means tea. “Extra honey for you. I know you haven’t acquired the taste.”
He’s right in that she only actually drank it once, the first time it was offered—the afternoon they spoke to the Council, several lifetimes ago. But she tasted it just this morning in Caitlyn’s mouth, grassy and sweet. So she pops the pills and takes a sip. Tries not to think about whether that terrified kiss over breakfast was their last. “I want to see her.”
After the war, Vi and Cait recover, and rebuild.
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20 Nov 2025
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"Oh we're live!" Zoey's eyes flick up to the camera, her smile widening and both hands coming up to wave vigorously.
The chat explodes in greetings.
Rumi remains close to the camera, her brows furrowed together. "How do you know we're live?"
Zoey gestures at something off screen, "Because I hit that," and then she points over to something in the corner that makes Rumi visibly balk. "And because everyone is saying hi."
Rumi blinks slowly, "That's moving very fast."
Zoey lets out a laugh that is equal parts fond as it is amused. She reaches across Rumi for the mouse, faint clicking audible before she's addressing the chat. "Guys, baby's first stream! How do we feel?"
Or, Five times polytrix is almost outed on Rumi's stream and the slow descent into total freedom
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19 Nov 2025
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"Full back. Vibrant colors, but the dragon is blue," the woman says easily. "You'll start tonight."
"Okay, slow your fucking roll," Vi retorts, throwing her hands up in exasperation. "Who are you to bust in here at midnight and start making demands? And a full back color tattoo? That's easily five thousand cogs."
"I don't care about the price," the woman dismisses. "Your work is what I want. I'll pay double if you start tonight."
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A woman barges into Vi's tattoo parlor at midnight and changes her life forever.
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16 Nov 2025
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There was the sound of the door shutting. A few footsteps.
“She’s not here?” the voice asked.
Zoey dropped her voice lower, almost conspiratorial. “No. She went out—probably won’t be back for, like… fifteen, twenty minutes.”
A beat of silence. Then a quiet chuckle. “Good. Then I can steal you for a while.”
There was a nervous little hiccup of laughter from Zoey. “Wait—don’t get too close, I’m still live—”
“I’ll stay out of frame,” the voice promised, tone coaxing.
The sound of a hand brushing fabric, then a soft shuffle—the mic catching the rustle as Zoey was pulled slightly sideways. A faint smack of lips meeting. Quick. Too quick to be mistaken.
Chat slowed to a crawl.
[ewhfjdjw;]: ???????
[rumi4lifer]: wait…
[sealoverfour45]: SHE DIDNT MUTE THE MIC OMG
[wispawaymo]: that… that’s not Rumi’s voice???
[qeusopullsafree]: YO WTFFFF
[hollowjars]: no way no way no way
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Zoey forgets to mute and her fans think she's cheating on Rumi but in reality she has another girlfriend (Mira) that they don't know about because she private.
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Bookmarked by Armengard
23 Oct 2025
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Trashy sex comedy where our twitterpated trio go on an educational journey to figure out exactly what Rumi is packing, and why. (Spoiler: it's a demon dick).
One-shot, maybe follow-ups.
"What usually happens when two people…?" Mira touched the orange to the end of the pear.
Rumi smiled slyly and nodded. She knew this one. "Orgasm."
Mira barked a laugh. "Okay, and then what might happen 9 months after that?"
"Oh." Rumi looked down at the pear with disappointment and betrayal.
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Bookmarked by Armengard
04 Sep 2025