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Бета: Addie Dee
Пейринг: Наполеон/Илья
Категория: слэш
Жанр: PWP
Рейтинг: NC-17
Примечание: написано на II тур кинк-феста на заявку:
Наполеон/Илья. Илья первый раз снизу, Наполеон нашептывает ему всякие милые глупости, чтобы отвлечь, но потом переходит на dirty talk, потому что у Ильи внезапно просто бесстыдно стоит, а у Наполеона окончательно едет крыша.Bookmarked by Asbest
14 Oct 2015
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Бета: Addie Dee
Пейринг: Наполеон/Илья
Категория: слэш
Жанр: romance
Рейтинг: R
Примечание: написано в подарок на др ВонгBookmarked by Asbest
13 Oct 2015
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"So congratulations, Peril," Napoleon drawled, looking so amused that he could see it was literally setting Illya's teeth on edge. "You have the supreme good fortune of getting to kiss me senseless. Now be a good sport and put your hands on my backside, would you? I'm beginning to feel neglected."
In which the boys have to go undercover as a couple, with Napoleon having a whale of a time while Illya isn't sure whether to knock Napoleon's teeth out or kiss him.
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11 Oct 2015
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Slowly, Napoleon sat up. His cellmate was surprisingly young, possibly in his early twenties at the very most, rangy, with long arms and legs, his blonde hair cut short, almost to the skull. His blue eyes were narrowed in suspicion, his mouth flattened into a sharp line, and he was dressed in a filthy thin undershirt that had once been white, and a pair of BDU pants that were caked with dried blood on the right thigh. He was also quite possibly the most beautiful young man Napoleon had ever seen, and for a moment Napoleon thought that perhaps he’d had a harder knock to the head from the smugglers than he had thought.
His cellmate looked Napoleon slowly over - the dusty, stained suit that was probably by now unsalvageable, the shirt with the top button ripped off, tie long missing, the cufflinks, the polished shoes, now mud-caked, and started to frown. “You are the American contact?” he asked quietly, in a thick Russian accent.
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10 Oct 2015
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The Black Compass Affair by manic_intent
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
04 Oct 2015
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Illya opened the file, tilting it so that Morana could see it from where she sat beside him. Even on her haunches, the great white wolf’s head cleared the table; like Illya, Morana was outsized. Her pointed ears pricked up as Illya glanced at the photograph pinned to the documents: it was a polaroid, already fading and a little out of focus, showing the side profile of a handsome, broad-shouldered man, his hair impeccably slicked back, dressed in a elegantly tailored charcoal suit that tapered down to narrow hips. His daemon was perched over his shoulders, a red fox with a white throat and belly, black paws pressed wide for balance, the thick brush of its tail curled around its human’s neck.
“An art thief?” Morana asked, her voice husky, indifferent. "Interesting."
Illya turned a page. “He escaped from the Magisterium in New Denmark?”
“Apparently.” Oleg nodded. “Resurfaced in Tartary. That’s where that photograph was taken.”
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04 Oct 2015
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When the gun goes off, Illya doesn’t think as he throws himself in front of Napoleon.
He doesn’t die, but he makes a lot of people angry, Napoleon most of all. He tries to make Illya swear he’ll never do something that stupid again.
Illya refuses.
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03 Oct 2015
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all that you have wished for, I know will come your way by janie_tangerine
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
01 Oct 2015
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Napoleon isn’t quite sure he can put yes, because your superiors don’t get to see you gloating when you’re not playing chess against yourself, and they don’t get to discuss dumb opera plots with you, they don’t get to see you engrossed in cheap paperbacks and treat them like first editions because you care that much about what they say, and they don’t get to see that you have a personality and that it’s everything but unpleasant when one gets to know you, and I don’t understand why would anyone think it’s a good idea to treat you like an asset and not a person in words that might not sound completely ridiculous, never mind that he’s not even sure Illya would take such a rant seriously.
Or: where Illya has issues asking for what he wants if it falls under the unnecessary-to-his-job radar and Napoleon just might be a bit over in his head, but he's entirely willing to rectify that situation.
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02 Oct 2015
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(if we could wake up) when the day is new by heydoeydoey
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
30 Sep 2015
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It ends the way it began, with the strike of a match.
Or, Illya can always spot a lie.
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30 Sep 2015
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Napoleon finds out that Illya's favorite cake is called 'Napoleon', a cake which is very popular in Russia. Napoleon is delighted and not above finding a way to Peril's heart through his stomach.
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28 Sep 2015
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U.N.C.L.E. effects a change in policy, and Illya takes advantage.
[Podfic read by Kalakirya]
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26 Sep 2015
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How I Learned To Stop Worrying & Learned to Love The Russian by tumtatumtum for CaptainBAMF
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
29 Sep 2015
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"Honestly, I’m surprised we got through that in one piece. You’re lucky I was able to improvise so well.”
The second he says it, Napoleon tenses. Shit, he’s just broken what he’s sure is a cardinal rule of undercover work with your partner: Never mention the sexual acts you do to them in the middle of a gay club to maintain your cover (no matter how well it worked, or how incredibly arousing it was).
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- Part 3 of Cowboys & Russians
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26 Sep 2015
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"I'm sorry you're missing your date," Illya said, at four thousand feet over the South China Sea.
[Podfic read by Kalakirya]
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25 Sep 2015
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"What's it been like with men? Besides me, I mean."
"I wouldn't know," Illya said. "I haven't any sample to compare against."
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Illya is going to drive Napoleon crazy. One way or another.
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24 Sep 2015
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Когда Илья спускает курок, мир не рушится.
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24 Sep 2015
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Советский и американский агенты вынуждены совместно пилотировать Егеря. Что-то идёт не так, и в результате экстренного прерывания дрифта Наполеон Соло оказывается «заперт» в голове Ильи. Используя все преимущества вынужденного соседства, героям придётся завершить свою миссию и обезопасить мир от технологии, способной изменить расстановку сил и даже спровоцировать войну.
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There is love in the brushstroke by fineandwittie
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
22 Sep 2015
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Napoleon and Gaby go undercover at an art exhibition. The art takes Napoleon's breath away, but not for the reasons you might think.
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23 Sep 2015
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Other than Napoleon and the CIA watchdog assigned to him, the prison bus was empty. It was once a schoolbus, but had since been rudely repurposed, painted a dark charcoal gray with the words Virginia Department of Corrections printed in neat white paint under the murky windows. Outside, flat, baked farmland went past, acres of it, dotted sparsely with trees. There was no air conditioning in the bus, and the windows were open only in varying slivers; Napoleon felt like he was baking, himself, in clothes that were three days old. His shirt stuck to his back, and his jeans felt uncomfortably stiff on his legs.
Napoleon watched the trees go past in a daze. His hands were cuffed to the chrome ring attached to the seat in front of him, and his legs were hobbled. It was hard to believe that only four days ago he had wandered through MoMa with a gorgeous leggy blonde on his arm, then wined and dined her at a nice French bistro. Strange how quickly the worm turned, just on the back of a single mistake.
“Right side,” the watchdog said. “Get your first look at your new home for the next decade and a half, kid.”
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22 Sep 2015
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Первыми Соло пустил в ход безобидного Уайльда и классические Чопард.
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22 Sep 2015
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Мысленные пометки относительно Наполеона Соло Илья Курякин начал делать исключительно от скуки. Когда не было возможности отвлечься от раздражающего напарника никаким другим путем, выстраивание списка его недостатков спасало.
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22 Sep 2015
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The need to flush out a blackmailer force Illya and Napoleon into playing the role of lovers. Then things get complicated.
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21 Sep 2015