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    “Oh,” the kid says, head turning to look back at the bathroom. “It’s fine. I’ve got it figured out.”

    Dick’s face pulls to a pinched expression, shaking his head slowly. “As much as I’d love to believe you, I can’t. That stuff can’t just be emptied down the drain.”

    The kid’s own face scrunches this time. “Why not?”

    Jason has a feeling this kid doesn’t remember quite as much of his experience in the pit as Jason did himself. With a sudden jolt, Jason realizes this kid might not know he’s dead.

    Great.

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    07 Jun 2024

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    Binga bonga.

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    Just before the battle with Thanos, Dr Strange pulls together enough power to send one person to a different dimension. A chance for that person to be safe from the destruction that Thanos was about to wrought on Earth. The group about to fight agreed that Peter Parker, for sheer virtual of being the only person not an adult there, would get the dubious honor.

    Which is how Peter finds himself waking up in Gotham City, a place even crueler and darker than New York City. Peter has to try to find a way to fit into this new universe at just sixteen years old.

    "I am still just your butler, and I cannot simply tell you that you will be adopting a new son. But I truly am not getting younger. You have seven children now, even if you haven’t adopted all of them legally. There is much more work than when it was just you and I. There is perhaps too much work for just myself, and then providence dropped a starving young man into my pathway for me to mold into a new generation of caretaker,” Alfred tried to explain himself.

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    Alfred finds himself doing the adopting instead of Bruce, this time of a spider. Can Spider-Man become a first rate butler and keep his secret identity?

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    07 Jun 2024

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    ✨This Spiderman is a Butler! ✨

    Crowd goes wild

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    It's been months since the events of Civil War, and the Avengers are doing their best to remain a team, having promised to forgive and forget. Unfortunately for them, Tony Stark's latest invention has been stolen and recovering it causes tension to reappear.

    Meanwhile, in Queens, Peter Parker has two big priorities on his plate — complete his midterm finals, and track down a fishbowl wearing criminal that may or may not lead him right into the hands of the Avengers.

    Somehow, between all of this, Spider-Man's identity is revealed to his favorite heroes, Steve and Tony's friendship may become permanently be damaged by continued hidden secrets, and Happy struggles to buy a youth-sized casket for Peter's funeral.

    Things were a lot easier when they were fighting over Bucky Barnes.

    (Or: The Avengers welcome Peter into their crazy superhero family and will do anything to protect him.)

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    10 May 2024

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    YOU ARE GONNA LOVE IT OR ELSE!
    Just a yk feeling...

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    Peter, like any 14 year old superhero, really wants to catch a break. He's just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, nothing special. Well, only if you don't look at his biology ever since the radioactive spider bite. And his extensive track record of running away and deaths in his life. And that his foster-dad is Tony Stark. And that his mentors are the Avengers. And the fact that he was randomly kidnapped one morning on his way to school and now he's in an alternate universe with a bunch of different superheroes that keep stalking him.

    He thinks they mean well, but they're really weird. Besides that Red Hood guy. He's pretty cool. Though something about them- especially Nightwing- is familiar...

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    29 Mar 2024

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    Tommy was sick of wasting his life away when he knew he could be something great. The day he finally decided he was done waiting was also the day he was kicked out of home and sent into the wilderness teeming with beasts. Under the jaws of a death dog, Tommy hadn't yet accepted the waste that was his soul. Fortunately for him, a couple of brothers sensed the magic sizzling under his skin and offered him a real family, a true chance at glory.

    Or Tommy gets adopted by SBI and learns what it means to be of magekind.
    But also things go really very wrong.

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    30 Oct 2023