Astral_Realm



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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    “Sir, kindly do not obstruct us,” says the matra sharply. “We are in the midst of carrying out an arrest.”

    “An arrest?” repeats Kaveh, incredulously. “You’re arresting him? You’re arresting him? Why, what in Teyvat has he done?”

     

    The Archon Rescue Operation is going as smoothly as it possibly can — that is, until Kaveh returns prematurely from his desert trip, and runs into Alhaitham at the absolute worst possible moment.

    Of course he would.

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    27 May 2025

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    “Aaaand, I’ve lost you haven’t I. Hellooooo?” Sethos said, amused. He waved a hand in front of the other’s face.

    The puppet slapped it away, or at least tried to before the other caught it, entangling their fingers together.

    Sethos grinned, eyes bright, “Gotcha.”

    Kunikuzushi’s breath caught in his throat.

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    In which losing the Ba fragment meant losing more than just Hermanubis. 

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    20 May 2025

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    Kaveh becomes the bride of the young king Alhaitham overnight. What the omega did not expect about his married life was to be left alone to protect his people while the alpha fought against an uprising.

    For the next five years, Kaveh and Alhaitham fulfill their duties separately, making this war of hearts between the king and his consort the hardest battle the kingdom has ever seen.

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    13 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Omega superiority! Of course with Alhaitham and Kaveh sweet and soft with each other <3

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    Ratio, Aventurine, and their three cat-cake children creatively named First, Second and Third (and maybe also human child(ren) in later works).

    Marked as complete since everything stands alone, but new works may be added in the future.

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    08 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Warm and sweet ratiorine for comforts!