AwkwardAnnie



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  1. Summary

    The extracurricular adventures of one man who doesn't know what he's doing and another who should know better by now.

    A cosy, fairly silly, largely post-canon Emmrook series featuring romance, family, academia, codex entries, sundry inhabitants of the Grand Necropolis both living and dead, and the greatest danger known to the Senior Common Room: the student newsletter.

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    A Lokius daemon AU.

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    My accounts of my long friendship with Mr A J Raffles have not always been entirely accurate or comprehensive. Here I share for the first time some of those stories of our adventures which, for one reason or another, I thought it best to obfuscate or exclude altogether, not least those concerning the exact nature of our relations.

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    30 Jul 2023

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    I write you now a few lines from Portsmouth to say how we have been getting on. All going as well as I could wish and we have been busily employed preparing ourselves to ship out to Cadiz. Ready for sea tomorrow.

    Being the correspondence of Captain Francis R.M. Crozier of the H.M.S. St. Vincent and Captain James Fitzjames of 26 Sussex Square, Brighton, between the years of 1849 and 1851.

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    24 Aug 2024

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    James Fitzjames wakes up, choking on petals.

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    19 Aug 2024

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    ‘Though they should have had plenty in common, from a love of magic to their first names – and perhaps other, more personal things, if they had cared to discuss them – it was widely known that if John Segundus and John Childermass were found in a room together, then they would be found arguing.’

    Magic has been revived in England, but some things never change – until a dangerous encounter in York forces Childermass to reassess what he truly sees in others.

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    14 Aug 2024

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    17 Jul 2024