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    "You barely ever eat any human food."

    "A shame, really."

    "You must be starving."

    "Not particularly."

    "Then, if I offered you my heart, you would say no?"

    Illuga finds an old book that tells the tales of man-eating fae, and decides to test the reality of it.

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    18 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 88

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    Yaoyao rustles in her pocket for a moment. “Alright, well I’ll give Zhongli the blindfold, and then the ‘rebels’’ countdown to hide will start. The countdown will show on your wristbands, and so will the game time afterwards.” She pulls out a simple black blindfold, extending the fabric to Zhongli. “Ready?”

    “I am,” Zhongli says, but looks to the others for confirmation.

    “Oh! Yeah, I guess?” Yoimiya says, exchanging glances with Childe and the Traveler.

    The Traveler shrugs. “Sure.”

    “Yeah, I’m ready,” Childe says, watching Zhongli fasten the blindfold around his eyes. Somehow, the black fabric doesn’t make him look foolish, or any less imposing than before. It makes something in Childe’s gut burn, and he impulsively blurts– “Make sure you don’t go easy on us, Zhongli.”

    Zhongli’s head swings toward Childe, and even through the blindfold Childe swears he can feel the weight of that golden gaze. Zhongli’s lips curve upwards. “I shall certainly endeavor not to disappoint.”

    _____

    While on a reconnaissance mission in Mondstadt, Childe gets roped into a game of Snowtrace. He isn't expecting to see Zhongli.

    To the victor go the spoils.

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    05 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    Kinkmas 2024 #6: Oviposition

    Keith is forced to take a vacation by the people who care about him. While exploring a planet alone, he finds himself in a sticky predicament.

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    Suddenly, his vision is spinning, his head feels light, and his thoughts start to blur. The tentacle is moving in and out of his throat now, forcing him to swallow more of its sticky juices with each movement. The stuff is cool in his throat, and as he unwittingly poisons himself with the creatures’ unknown liquid, he thinks, foggily, that maybe this isn’t good. He struggles anew, but his body is starting to warm and, oh god, does he suddenly feel a deep, wanting ache inside his cunt.

    Something is wrong.

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    02 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    Trevor, a 21 year old college student, is a part time delivery driver, going about his day per usual delivering packages to customers all across town. It's the end of his route, and is delivering his last package. The problem, he wasn't expecting his last delivery to be to a 33 year old man named Michael answering the door in nothing but a pair of tight, form fitting PUMP briefs. The older man catches Trevor staring at his bulge, and what follows is something Trevor never imagined possible.

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    02 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Dan has always known exactly which buttons to press. George has always pretended not to notice.

    Between a good joint, inside jokes, and a lifetime of flirting played for laughs, neither of them ever quite says what they mean -- until Dan pushes just a little too far, and George doesn't laugh it off.

    “Do that again.”

    “What?”

    “Do that again.”

    Dan blinked, heat rushing into his face. His ears burned.

    “Come here, and do that again… please~~”

    George’s voice was barely above a whisper, almost lost beneath the murmur of the TV, but Dan heard it anyway. It landed somewhere deep and irreversible, like a switch being flipped in his brain. He’d heard George ask him for things before. He’d never heard him *beg*.

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    23 Dec 2025