20 Bookmarks by AziraCrow357

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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    When Aziraphale embarrasses Crowley in a vulnerable moment, it takes admitting to seeing Crowley in the midst of a dream and experiencing his own persistent "reaction" to it. You have to take risks for the one you love and with help from Anathema and some lock-jiggling at Kew Gardens, Eden is never out of reach.

     

    Also known as the story where Aziraphale has to admit to finally figuring out masturbation:

    "He couldn’t compete with whatever this body had gotten into it and it was time to either institute regular cold showers or attempt to exorcise this particular problem. Aziraphale knew he should try the cold shower but it would be, well, cold and uncomfortable. He looked at the small, damp shower cubicle, mouth pinched tight. No, that would be a step too far."

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    28 Oct 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Will Decker and Ilia are gone - missing - their attempt to merge with V’Ger failed. The probe, which has been discovered to be the long-lost Voyager 6 that was launched in the mid-20th century, is orbiting Earth. During its 300+ year travels, it has gained a limited sentience, and a determination to deliver the data in its memory banks with the Creator.

    All other attempts at communicating with V’Ger have failed. Kirk has negotiated with it for time to find the Creator it seeks.

    V’Ger will only transmit its message to that whom created it. If unsuccessful by the end of the allotted time, V’Ger will continue its “extermination of the biological infestation” on the Creator’s planet.

    Spock, still recovering from his own traumatic mind meld with V’Ger, is able to recall some of that data - a garbled and staticky partial message he believes was recorded on Voyager’s golden disc - and he recognizes the voice:

    “I, Crowley, made…static…you…on behalf of Earth, which we both love..."

    In collaboration with my Ineffable Artist teammate Chapollynh and inspired by Snowfilly1's fic "Loved the Stars So Fondly."

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    12,540
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    323
    Kudos:
    106
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    20 Oct 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 67

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have drifted into congenial retirement in the South Downs together. They're closer than they have ever been—until Crowley is violently taken from Aziraphale.

    They say you don't know what you've got until it's gone.

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    1/1
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    28
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    340
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    67
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    30 Aug 2024

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Prince Aziraphale is about to be crowned King of Angelhaven when he's taken captive by pirates. When he's sold as a pleasure slave to King Crowley, ruler of the nation readying for war with his, he is forced to keep his identity a secret as he tries to find a way home and keep peace. But not everything at King Crowley's court is as it seems and Aziraphale will have to face machinations of a Royal Court that are far more complex than he had thought.

    A Captive Prince AU with an omegaverse twist.

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    Chapters:
    21/21
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    1,409
    Kudos:
    2,675
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    624
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    30 Jul 2024

  5. Rec *

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    Angels can sense Love. Demons cannot. That is the rule.

    However, post-consummation, Aziraphale wakes to a rather clingy, emotionally fraught Crowley. There is something to be said for the emotion felt for one's first time, it's true, but it becomes apparent that there is another aspect at play: ethereal/occult beings and the universe's sense of wordplay.

    Crowley and Aziraphale had made love.

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    24 Mar 2024

  6. Rec 65

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    After dealing with a few unruly demons, Aziraphale has been crowned the local demon expert. This mostly means informing the local priests that they have in fact trapped yet another normal human and setting the poor fellows loose. That is until today.

    Alternatively: Crowley gets caught by some enthusiastic humans and was likely well on his way to discorporation before Aziraphale steps in. Aziraphale tenderly cares for Crowley, and then there are love confessions, and then Aziraphale takes care of Crowley in a different way.

    Basically just whump followed up by incredibly soft smut. Happy Valentine’s.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    29
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    470
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    65
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    4,018

    17 Nov 2023

  7. Rec 90

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    After they escape Heaven and Hell, Aziraphale has one thing on his mind. Well, one thing on his mind other than lunch.

    Language:
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    90
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    03 Nov 2023

  8. Rec *

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    “Let’s get lunch,” Crowley said, sauntering into the bookshop one October afternoon, his hair a little windswept and his cheeks a little pink from the chill, “what do you think, Le Café du Marché?”

    Whatever it was that was waiting to give inside Aziraphale’s chest snapped like a twig. He didn’t even like French food.

    “Crowley,” Aziraphale said, setting down his book with an argumentative slap. “You don’t even like French food.”

    *

    The world hadn’t ended, which was all well and good. If only this had. This, of course, being lunch.

    Language:
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    34,667

    03 Nov 2023

  9. Rec 50

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    Aziraphale reached for the globe, hoping beyond hope that his plan would work. But he had never used it before, and his fingers hesitated ever so slightly. Had he just moved a little faster, maybe things would be alright. He might have floated back down to earth and found a new receptive body. He might have found Crowley again. They might have been able to find Adam and stop the apocalypse…if only he had been more sure of himself. But we really can’t blame him. Rebelling against Heaven is a dangerous thing, after all.

    Uriel and Sandaphalon appeared out of nowhere, jerking him away at the last second.

    i.e., What would have happened if Aziraphale had never made it back to Crowley and the World Ended.

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    2/2
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    15
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    237
    Bookmarks:
    50
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    2,798

    31 Oct 2023

  10. Rec *

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    Once a year, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on Earth to discuss the development of the reincarnated Christ child.

    The problem is, they can't stop having sex instead.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    1,918
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    69,030

    31 Oct 2023

  11. Rec 67

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    It was as if Crowley had not suffered enough. As if the liquid fall of toga in that squalid little tavern in Ancient Greece wasn’t enough. As if the silvery-blue doublet and confectionary travesty of a ruff in 1601 hadn’t been enough. As if those ridiculous, satiny pink shoes and the bloody chains in the Bastille hadn’t been enough.

    No, apparently none of that had been enough. Apparently, some sick, vindictive fucker – whether it be from Above, Below, or the chaotic whims of Fate itself – was having a jolly good time making Crowley suffer by parading Aziraphale around in all sorts of ridiculous attire. Ridiculous attire specifically designed to drive Crowley mad.

    Or: five times Crowley was preoccupied with Aziraphale's body, and one time he could act on it.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    417
    Bookmarks:
    67
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    3,258

    28 Oct 2023

  12. Rec *

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    One minute and twenty-three seconds before the whole mess began, Aziraphale received a message.
    "Heaven and Earth are currently experiencing connectivity issues.
    Miracles may be temporarily unable to function.
    We appreciate your patience while we work to resolve this matter."
    Aziraphale instantly got a headache.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    Comments:
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    6,053

    25 Oct 2023

  13. Rec *

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    While it's unfortunate for one’s car to break down in the middle of the countryside, the pretty-as-a-postcard Tadfield could hardly be considered the worst place Anthony J. Crowley has ever been. Of course, it doesn’t help that it looks like it hasn’t yet seen the turn of the millennia, let alone this decade, but perhaps that’s just what he needs as he crawls his way out of the Hell he’s endured for the past fifteen years. Maybe the last thirty, if he's honest with himself.

    Though he could do without the rain.

    When Aziraphale Fell happens upon him and offers him shelter from the storm in his little family-run antique repair shop, neither are expecting it to change everything. The angel with his white umbrella and his tartan bowtie doesn’t expect this mysterious stranger to be able to fill the timely vacancy in his shop or the quiet of his life, but they’ve both had experience in restoring once-beloved items back to their full glory.

    Perhaps Crowley hasn’t fallen quite so far that he wouldn’t fit in with the rest of Aziraphale’s ragtag team of eccentric restoration experts. And perhaps they may be able to turn that talent on themselves and each other, and seal the cracks in their own hearts.

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    Chapters:
    37/37
    Collections:
    9
    Comments:
    2,918
    Kudos:
    2,233
    Bookmarks:
    772
    Hits:
    110,786

    25 Oct 2023

  14. Rec 36

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    After the world has been saved again, Aziraphale and Crowley finally get to enjoy their lives as an 'us', by going away for a relaxing week in a cottage in the South Downs.

    But Aziraphale has plans for the cottage, and what he wants to do with Crowley on their first night there together.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    244
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    36
    Hits:
    4,003

    24 Oct 2023

  15. Rec *

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    It started when Aziraphale called him "Nice" one too many times. He'd been throwing around those blessed four-lettered words more often and even though Crowley no longer had to report to Downstairs, he felt downright squeamish hearing the Angel… praise him.

    This is the most shallow first-kiss/second-kiss fic where Crowley proves he's an utterly vile demon by kissing Aziraphale. I have no excuses except I wrote it as therapy after the end of Season 2, like everyone else here. It started out soft, but turned sexy when I wasn't looking. And then I added a second chapter of only porn.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    975
    Bookmarks:
    115
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    9,703

    21 Oct 2023

  16. Rec *

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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

     "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

     AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    627
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    11,735
    Bookmarks:
    2,950
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    116,373

    18 Oct 2023

  17. Rec 55

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    They see a couple kiss in the park and Aziraphale seems interested by the concept. Crowley “reluctantly” agrees to indulge his curiosity, knowing full well that this will be the death of him.

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    “And how do you know if it’s the right person? Do you just try it out?”

    Crowley turned his full attention to Aziraphale. “What are you getting at?”

    The angel straightened, staring at the ducks on the water and decidedly not at Crowley. “I want to try it,” he said simply.

    Crowley’s glasses slid down his nose, he blinked in confusion, and something in his chest seized up, just a bit. “You want to… to kiss someone?”

    “Yes.”

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    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    66
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    534
    Bookmarks:
    55
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    7,267

    03 Oct 2023

  18. Rec *

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    After the argument, when Crowley kisses Aziraphale, he tastes something strange - almonds. Suspecting there was chicanery with Aziraphale's coffee, he stops time, Aziraphale clears his system, and they talk quickly - but for the sake of the earth they have to separate. Now it's a race with time to find the Son of God and stop the Second Coming.

    And as soon as they're done with that, they're going to have a very long conversation.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    598
    Kudos:
    666
    Bookmarks:
    132
    Hits:
    11,077

    28 Sep 2023

  19. Rec *

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have been living among humans for 6000 years, but there have always been parts of the human experience they've chosen to avoid (like allergies, head colds, and having to use the loo).

    They've also never let hormones get in the way of making rational decisions, because they didn't have any hormones to speak of.

    That's all about to change.

    Language:
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    122,086
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    1,537
    Kudos:
    1,927
    Bookmarks:
    551
    Hits:
    57,010

    27 Sep 2023

  20. Public Bookmark 97

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    Set post-s1. Aziraphale finds a "communication spell" in one of the books in his shop. He decides to try a modified version of it in hopes of finding out if Crowley feels the same way about him. Nothing seems to happen, and Aziraphale assumes the spell is a dud.

    Unfortunately, Aziraphale is bad at magic and through the kind of silly logic only fan-fiction can provide, it turns out Crowley can now read all of Aziraphale's thoughts about his favorite demon!

    Join these two silly heads in a silly mini-adventure featuring some very un-angelic thoughts and one very scandalized Demon. Please do not take this seriously, this is just for fun and not representative of how I view the canon characters!

    Language:
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    Words:
    9,171
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    692
    Bookmarks:
    97
    Hits:
    8,976

    25 Sep 2023

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