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    17 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    andre looked at him, his own features relaxing slightly at cal's reaction. "what? i just wanna know!" he protested, his voice rising slightly in his defense. "i've never... you know, touched boobs before. and you've got them, but you're a guy, so it's not like it's, i don't know, wrong or something."

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    29 Dec 2024

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    Dan and Phil both have reputations for sleeping around. Their friends don't think they could hold down a relationship if they wanted to. Sounds like a challenge to them.

    In Dan's defense, tequila makes anything seem like a good idea.

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    15 Aug 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    It’s just something he’s never really thought about all that much, because it just became one of the things they do over the years. He’ll offer Dan bites of his food most of the time, really, and it does always make something spark a little in his chest when Dan lets him feed him, but it’s– it’s a normal thing, normal couples do it all the time, and he and Dan are. Well. Not normal by any stretch, really, but that’s hardly the point.

    (Maybe Phil likes feeding Dan more than he should. Maybe he always has.)

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    14 Aug 2024

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    Phil loves his life, he loves being a Mercedes Formula 1 driver and he loves being PJ’s teammate, friend and neighbor. He loves the routine he has going on. He lives in a perfect bubble.
    But now that bubble is about to burst when the news that PJ is leaving Mercedes hit the tabloids. And worst of all, his replacement is Red Bull’s two-time world champion Daniel Howell, who has a reputation for having a little bit of an ego.
    Phil isn’t exactly happy about this.
    To put it lightly, he fucking hates it here.

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    03 Aug 2024

  6. Public Bookmark 37

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    Phil is walking home when he comes across a uni student, barely conscious, confused, sobbing on a bench. He tries to figure out where he's staying, or what happened to lead to his state, but with no avail. It's well past midnight in the freezing London winter, so he does the only thing he can think of, and brings him home. Dan isn't happy.

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    24 Jul 2024

  7. Public Bookmark 12

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    Oct. 28, 2011
    me and phil spontaneously ordered Dominoes and I ate an entire large pizza and now I feel incredibly sick and I literally look pregnant. someone please euthanize me

     

    [what it says on the tin. that time dan ate a whole pizza. phil likes it more than he should.]

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    06 Jul 2024

  8. Public Bookmark 55

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    Rentboy AU. Dan is a hooker trying to make it on his own in Manchester. Phil is his customer who ends up becoming more involved than he expected. What started out as a business transaction ends up being something neither of them anticipated.

    ~55k total, complete. Updates Mon, Tue, Thu, Fri.

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    21 Jun 2024

  9. Public Bookmark 19

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    Dan Howell and Phil Lester lead anything but normal lives, but they were content with the direction they’d taken and happy with their current situation. But soon, they begin to realize that things aren’t right anymore; they’re not in the world they should be.

    “That’s because you’re ruining our fucking lives, you sadist,” Dan said, scowling at the ceiling. He seemed to be ignoring the fact that his insolence would have consequences.

    “What stupid trope are you putting us in next?” Phil asked wearily.

    “It doesn’t even matter, does it?” Dan said, “They’re going to keep writing it as long as they want. They’ll find a trope.”

    “But only if people read it,” Phil said.

    “Then don’t read this stupid, overblown story!” Dan yelled at the ceiling, “You’re enabling this horrible author. You’re making us suffer.” While Dan was speaking, Phil had a realization.

    “All of this…” Phil said in horror, “All of this dialogue we’re giving. We’re helping them shill this story.”

     

    Title from xkcd's "Hofstadter".

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    19 Jun 2024

  10. Public Bookmark 64

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    Dan has spent over a decade growing comfortable with himself. Finally, he can live his truth, and he can do it with Phil at his side. For the first time, he's excited about what the future holds.

    Then, one day, he finds himself suddenly back inside his childhood bedroom a decade in the past, and getting to that future with Phil becomes a lot more difficult.

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    18 Jun 2024

  11. Public Bookmark 17

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    What if it was Colby who did the Estes Method in the devil's rocking chair instead of Sam?

    NOW COMPLETED!! 😆
    ALL 10 CHAPTERS!
    (chapter 11 is just a quick authors note)

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    08 May 2024

  12. Public Bookmark 1

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    Sam goes missing for years.
    For years, Colby was convicted of his murder when it was only the beginning of what was truly to come.
    Kris and Celina go after them, beginning to worry their friends finally went too far.
    They worry Sam and Colby have finally done it.
    They finally cursed themselves too far.
    The final portal has been opened.
    The End has finally come!

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    06 May 2024

  13. Public Bookmark 40

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    This takes place right after the “bestie picks bae” video they filmed on the seventeen YouTube channel. In the video, Sam chose a girl that was literally the girl version of himself, so I thought it would be fun to write what happened afterward. I recommend watching the video bc it’s interesting but you don’t have to.

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    06 May 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 34

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    Sam’s been in the mood for some 3am challenges. But he decides he wants to push it to the next level. Ignoring the warnings, Sam goes ahead and films the video. At first he believes it didn’t work, but maybe it did?

    Katrina and Colby immediately notice Sam acting weird when he attempts to force them into doing another 3am challenge with him. The two begin to wonder if he’s okay.
    He’s not
    And neither are they.

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    25 Apr 2024

  15. Public Bookmark 27

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    Sam has haunted his house and disrespected the spirits that reside there. Now, he can see paranormal entities and they seem to be focused on his slow demise.

    [ reposted due to accidental deletion ]

    Published at: 2017-10-16
    Completed at: 2018-01-16

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    22 Apr 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 51

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    this was supposed to be a cute one-shot about Sam and Colby working at an arcade/bowling alley and falling in love. it has now taken on a life of its own and poor Colby just can't catch a break.
    featuring: prank wars, mean high school boys, gay panic, lots of avoiding of feelings, a helpful side character, and that dirty 90s carpet bowling alleys always have

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    19 Apr 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 34

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    While Colby panics after getting hit by the realisation that he may be falling for his best friend, Sam has had enough of losing people around him because of his job. He wants out.
    And now, more than ever, Colby can't afford to lose him.

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    12 Apr 2024

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    Spencer realized a little too late that the marks on his best friend's skin weren't from his clumsiness, but instead from his father. It was okay when Ryan could go to school to get away from him, but what happens in the summertime?

    Well for one, Spencer falls in love. And gets addicted to coke. And addicted to Ryan.

    Ryan needs an escape, and Spencer vows to be that for him. No matter the toll it takes on him.

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    11 Apr 2024

  19. Public Bookmark 38

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    Colby Brock is a novice spell caster drawing the unwanted attention of his new neighbors. They demand he join their coven and follow the proper guidelines of witchcraft.

    And well, Colby doesn't like to play by the rules.

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    28 Mar 2024

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    28 Mar 2024

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