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AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid.
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29 Aug 2025
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Dick Grayson: A Case Study by writersagainstwritersblock
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
25 Oct 2024
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Dick rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. “I’m mostly used to sparring with my little brothers, it’s kind of just habit, and I was having fun. I didn’t want the match to be over too quick.”
“Too quick?” Derek asked, eyebrows raised. “I’m twice your size, kid.”
Dick shrugged. “So’s Bruce and we’re pretty much tied at this point, or at least according to the score board the kids started to keep for Saturday spars.”
“Saturday spars?” Derek repeated, following him towards the locker room.
Dick flashed him a smile. “What? Don’t have any weird family traditions?”
“Not ones that include hitting each other,” Derek said
OR The BAU gets a probationary profiler who is a little more than he appears at first glance. Or second. Or third. Just how many secrets can Dick Grayson be hiding from a team full of profilers?
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29 Aug 2025
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Working at Pothos Boutique wasn’t the best job on the planet, but retail was retail. The wage was minimum and the hours long, but working at an adult novelty store was a surprisingly good fit for Ed.
A series of related oneshots. Enjoy. :)
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27 Aug 2025
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The Elrics return with less than they left with, but they're still so much more than enough.
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27 Aug 2025
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seaweed in the washing machine by Nonymos for silentwalrus, tinfigs, teacuplet
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
23 Sep 2021
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27 Aug 2025
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Breathe in, Breathe out by MyFandomCausesHanaji
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
04 Nov 2018
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“Edward, how much did you drink?”
“A lot!” Edward chuckled, shut his eyes and threw his arms above his head stretching. There was a muffled pop in his spine, and he let out a long satisfied moan.
“How much exactly is a lot?”
Edward dropped his arms on his stomach and sinked lower in the couch. He opened his eyes and looked at Roy as if he’d never heard anything more stupid in his entire life.
“A lot is a lot,” he said like it was a measure of its own.Bookmarked by Bablefishmouse
27 Aug 2025
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Ripple Effect by iiiigdfv
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
21 Sep 2019
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Something is missing in the office. Three years on from the Promised day, Roy is determined to find out what.
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- Part 1 of I don’t know you (but I’d like to)
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27 Aug 2025
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The Lies We Believe by SoU2019
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
26 May 2020
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Al laughed at him. A lot. Enough that the line crackled as Al tried to breathe. Ed scowled into the phone.
“Oh Brother,” Al said. “You know what the General does to you! You won’t even make it to bed without losing your bet.”
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26 Aug 2025
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When Roy lands eyes on a depressed blond he gets the urge to stir thing up.
Unfortunately for him, he's the one who ends up drunk.
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25 Aug 2025
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shall we come full circle? by buttonholes
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
27 Nov 2017
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Staring’s the only thing Roy can do, as Edward Elric — former Amestrian State Alchemist, also someone he hasn’t seen in three years — flows to his feet.
“Ugh, fuck,” Ed says, with feeling, “he fucking tossed me off the balcony.”
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It's in Xingdu, the capital city of Xing, that they meet after three years of running and pining. It's a reunion coloured with assassination attempts and street urchins and fireworks in the night sky, but, luckily for these two, Xingdu is a place where things come full circle, where the new rises from the ashes of the old.
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24 Aug 2025
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Assorted short fics from an AU several years post-Brotherhood, where basically everything is the same except that I make the rules. ♥
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23 Aug 2025
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Mission Accomplished by Thornback for AnotherInternetUser
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
04 Feb 2023
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An intelligence-gathering mission wasn't supposed to get this emotionally messy, yet here Roy was.
[Or, the obligatory Mission and Faking being Family but we're really not faking the second part Fic]
Whumptober 2022 Day 15: Emotional Damage → Lies/New Scars/Breathing Through the Pain
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- Part 15 of Thornback's Whumptober '22
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22 Aug 2025
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'There's barely enough space in this box for one person, let alone two!' Can Roy keep his masks in place when he and Ed are forced into close-quarters, or will Fullmetal rip them away for good?
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22 Aug 2025
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Factoid-sharing as a form of intimacy wasn't ever on either of their lists, but here they are, somehow.
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22 Aug 2025
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The Selection (RoyxEdward Edition) by IReallyHateMyself
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
16 Feb 2021
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Edward is a Five, a caste that sits right at the poverty line and can only work in the artist and musician line of work. This wouldn't be a problem if his mom wasn't so sick, and in desperate need of real medicine; Real medicine that neither he nor Alphonse can afford.
Then there's the Selection, an 'equalizer of the caste system', as it collects 36 candidates of males and females to fight over the hand of Roy Mustang, the prince of Amestris. The winner becomes royalty, in other words, a One. Edward wants no part in the prince's harem, even if it might serve a chance to let him finally afford the medicine Trisha needs, and he's determine to save enough money on his own. It's not like he has a chance of being chosen anyway... but it seems that the universe has other plans in store for him.
Plans that include falling for a prince, fighting for the media's approval, and eliminating the competition through means of alliances, manipulation, and seduction.- Language:
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20 Aug 2025
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Same Time Next Week by queerstang (rosethomass)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
31 Jul 2014
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Things a politician is expected to do: get married, get bored of their marriage, hire an escort, have an affair. Falling in love with the escort isn't on the list, but Roy had never been good at doing what he was told. Besides, this was all Maes' fault anyways.
(contains adultery, and mentions of past Roy/Maes)
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- Part 1 of Escort Verse
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20 Aug 2025
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Ed doesn’t need to find comfort among monsters. He needs to be treated like one.
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19 Aug 2025
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Save a Bastard, Wear a Dress by letsgooutintherain
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
20 May 2018
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With Hawkeye injured it fell to Ed to sneak into the midsummer dance to save Mustang's ass. He would have felt more confident about it if the invitation hadn't been for a woman. Undercover in a dress was not the way Ed had imagined his evening going. It also didn't help that once found Mustang just wouldn't stop flirting.
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19 Aug 2025
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Fecundus by kotosk (Kotosk)
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
16 Sep 2023
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Fecundus,-a,-um (adj.A), ‘capable of producing fruit;’ “having the power of producing perfect seeds; or fertilized; or producing large quantity of seeds”
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19 Aug 2025
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Force of Habit by Tierfal for OnlyHitsuzen
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
25 Nov 2022
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Sometimes what a love story needs is a lawnmower-related sexuality crisis, way too many text messages, and a not-exactly-haunted library.
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19 Aug 2025