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Where mers and humans go to war
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Mers had no need for human currency, but once the cartel had established itself within the communities, the spread grew worse, an eerily similar pattern to the way drugs and violence took over countries on land.
Either way, mers weren’t *friends* to humans. The only reason that wars hadn’t broken out throughout history was because humans hadn’t been able to access the deeper ocean until very recently, and mers had no need for land. Now that humans could access the water, the risk of a war was quite a bit higher. -
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Post-Battle of Hogwarts Harry is tired and depressed. Draco Malfoy helps him out.
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“Say, Potter. I don’t suppose you’re in need of a bit of pampering? You’re looking a bit run down.”
“Not much one for being pampered, Malfoy."
“Have you ever *tried* being pampered?”
“Er… I’ve tried."
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The Fall by BackAndBodyHurts
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), Guardians of Childhood - William Joyce
01 Jun 2024
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Jack Frost falls, whether it be falling in love or falling into a dark deep pit of despair and pain.
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Draco Malfoy has no clue how to flirt - that's clear from the past five years of knowing Harry Potter.
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Alastor is injured after his battle with Adam. Husk lends a hand.
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There’s a ghost haunting the 141 common room. At least, Soap is about 80% sure there is, which is, in fairness, realistically about as sure as anyone could reasonably be about spooks haunting their workplace. He’s not stupid, he knows no one else is going to believe him if he brings it up. The scorn if he suddenly starts harping on about ghosties and ghoulies.
None of that negates the fact that there definitely is one though. Probably.
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12 Jan 2026
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Andrew Tate is a little sissy omega, dommed by his alpha Bugatti. read as they experience life, death, and tragedy
and pregnancy lol
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09 Jan 2026
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In a world where relationships between alphas are forbidden, there are secret, lawless little dens of debauchery where alphas temporarily turn into omegas.
Soap knows there’s something deeply wrong with him, to consider going there for himself.
But he'd do anything to take his mind off of Ghost, even if it's only for a night. But he has no idea just how far Ghost will go to keep him forever.
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Alpha!Soap's idle fantasies of being claimed by Alpha!Ghost are about to become very real.- Language:
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20 Oct 2025
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Descent Into Perdition by dreamsofspike
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2021
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After the Apocalypse... isn't, the angel and the demon choose their faces wisely and successfully protect themselves from future reprisals from their respective Home Offices. But Crowley takes it a step farther. He can't help exacting a little well-placed revenge on the archangel who made his angel's life miserable for so many millennia. It's just a little intimidation, scare tactics, a touch of humiliation to remind Gabriel not to mess with them.
If Crowley'd had any idea how far it would go... the damage and destruction that would grow from his brief moment of triumph and satisfaction... he'd never have done it.
But it's too late for that now, isn't it?
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24 Jan 2025
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Soap is a PhD student, doing his research in Antarctica on the behaviors and hunting habits of leopard seals. During his expedition, he becomes obsessed with a leucistic seal, who he's taken to calling Ghost.
His attempts at tagging Ghost for tracking purposes have all failed, leaving Soap frustrated, but determined to try again. He won't stop until he gets the data he needs for his dissertation.
At the same time, Soap is stuck in an escalating, heated flirting match with a hydroponics employee at another base. It's foolish to form romantic relationships with someone he knows will vanish from his life once their expeditions are over, but there's something fascinating about this man that he can't ignore.
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A fun little MerMay twitter fic, adapted for easier reading on ao3!
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07 Jan 2025